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The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.
You live in a 1.5 party state.
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You live in a 1.5 party state.
Philadelphians are not taking the Michelin well, as expected. "Why did this wet meat and cheese sandwich place get recommended and not the one I like? 🤬"
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Philadelphians are not taking the Michelin well, as expected. "Why did this wet meat and cheese sandwich place get recommended and not the one I like? 🤬"
Not growing up with cable and never knowing what any Adult Swim slop is >>>
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not growing up with cable and never knowing what any Adult Swim slop is >>>
Our politicians are using AI to make videos of them shitting on their enemies from an airplane but Freud was the weirdo who was wrong about everything.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Our politicians are using AI to make videos of them shitting on their enemies from an airplane but Freud was the weirdo who was wrong about everything.
Williamsburg girls are so scary. "Are you single?" No and also you're 22. Leave me alone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Williamsburg girls are so scary. "Are you single?" No and also you're 22. Leave me alone.
In the glorious People's Autonomous City of New York.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In the glorious People's Autonomous City of New York.
Beast mode
Teen brothers have been on the front lines of Midway Blitz, following the Feds and helping their neighbors. This is their story. “If I get the opportunity to fight like this for the rest of my life, I would be totally OK with that.” By @tesskenny.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
West Chicago brothers are on the front lines against ‘Operation Midway Blitz.’ And they’re only teenagers.
The wave of youth activists who have been galvanized into action by “Operation Midway Blitz” follow a long tradition paved around the world by young activists.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Beast mode
Not feeling Tom Holland as Telemachus at all.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not feeling Tom Holland as Telemachus at all.
Why does everyone in the Wicked video Look Like That?
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why does everyone in the Wicked video Look Like That?
Should I click the open enrollment email from HR?
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Should I click the open enrollment email from HR?
I think ultimately 2016 was a showdown between two different pedophile dynasties racing to get Epstein arrested and killed first.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think ultimately 2016 was a showdown between two different pedophile dynasties racing to get Epstein arrested and killed first.
Maybe instead of perfecting the diaper armpit furry algorithm, Bluesky could make it harder to impersonate their brand.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Maybe instead of perfecting the diaper armpit furry algorithm, Bluesky could make it harder to impersonate their brand.
Sweet home Pennsylvania.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sweet home Pennsylvania.
Bought a robe for a Halloween costume which I've been wearing ever since and I've got say old people have the right idea.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bought a robe for a Halloween costume which I've been wearing ever since and I've got say old people have the right idea.
They had the world's most famous pedophile in the Fox booth for the Commanders game on Sunday.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They had the world's most famous pedophile in the Fox booth for the Commanders game on Sunday.
The Eight Year Pedoreich
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Eight Year Pedoreich
If market price means something is expensive and chef's tasting menus are usually expensive then a market price chef's tasting is probably very expensive. Follow for more economic tips.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If market price means something is expensive and chef's tasting menus are usually expensive then a market price chef's tasting is probably very expensive. Follow for more economic tips.
Aaron Fraudgers retire NOW
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Aaron Fraudgers retire NOW
I would love to buy a 7 to 11 thousand dollar watch with my favorite NFL team's logo on it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I would love to buy a 7 to 11 thousand dollar watch with my favorite NFL team's logo on it.
Hitting the pen in front fo the Pentagon call me the Joint Chiefs.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hitting the pen in front fo the Pentagon call me the Joint Chiefs.
Eating halal empanadas. Only in DC baby. Love the Nats.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Eating halal empanadas. Only in DC baby. Love the Nats.
Tom Brady's "you're cheating on your car with a rental car" commercial is the most divorced thing someone has ever done.
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tom Brady's "you're cheating on your car with a rental car" commercial is the most divorced thing someone has ever done.