Preznit Donald J. Trump
@preznittrump.bsky.social
YOR MOST LUVD FAYVRIT PREZNIT IZ HEER FOR YOO! I WILL YUZE MY UNLIMITED POWER TO MAKE THIS CUNTRY GRATE AGEN WETHER IT LIKES IT OR NOT!! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE DEEYOJAY AN THE CRUPT CORTS WITH THERE DRANJED JUDJEZ!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
SHEEZ RITE! AT THAT PARTIKLER MOMENT IN TIME I WUZNT THINKING ABOUT A PARDON!
BUT THE MOMENT RITE BEFORE AND RITE AFTER - UV CORSE I WUZ THINKING ABOUT IT! STILL AM!
EKSEPT FOR A FEW MOMENTS HEER AN THERE!
AN I ONLY TOK ABOUT IT TO SAY THAT I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!
BUT THE MOMENT RITE BEFORE AND RITE AFTER - UV CORSE I WUZ THINKING ABOUT IT! STILL AM!
EKSEPT FOR A FEW MOMENTS HEER AN THERE!
AN I ONLY TOK ABOUT IT TO SAY THAT I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
SHEEZ RITE! AT THAT PARTIKLER MOMENT IN TIME I WUZNT THINKING ABOUT A PARDON!
BUT THE MOMENT RITE BEFORE AND RITE AFTER - UV CORSE I WUZ THINKING ABOUT IT! STILL AM!
EKSEPT FOR A FEW MOMENTS HEER AN THERE!
AN I ONLY TOK ABOUT IT TO SAY THAT I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!
BUT THE MOMENT RITE BEFORE AND RITE AFTER - UV CORSE I WUZ THINKING ABOUT IT! STILL AM!
EKSEPT FOR A FEW MOMENTS HEER AN THERE!
AN I ONLY TOK ABOUT IT TO SAY THAT I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!
PEET IZ RITE! NO WUN NEEDZ TO HAV A BEERD! EXPESHULLY AR WAR FYTERZ! I'D TELL J.D. TO SHAVE HIZ OFF BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY BEENY BABY WITHOUT IT!
BESIDES - I LIKE THE WAY IT TICKLES MY BALLZ!
BESIDES - I LIKE THE WAY IT TICKLES MY BALLZ!
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
PEET IZ RITE! NO WUN NEEDZ TO HAV A BEERD! EXPESHULLY AR WAR FYTERZ! I'D TELL J.D. TO SHAVE HIZ OFF BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY BEENY BABY WITHOUT IT!
BESIDES - I LIKE THE WAY IT TICKLES MY BALLZ!
BESIDES - I LIKE THE WAY IT TICKLES MY BALLZ!
MY NEK VERJYNER IZ LOOKIN VERY SEXY IN THAT PITCHER!
I'D PROLLY GET A HALF-CHUB IF MY DIK STILL WERKT!
JUST KIDDIN! IT STILL WERKZ! MELAWNYA NOSE IT WERKZ REEL GOOD!
DONT ASK HER ABOUT IT THO! SHE LIZE!
I'D PROLLY GET A HALF-CHUB IF MY DIK STILL WERKT!
JUST KIDDIN! IT STILL WERKZ! MELAWNYA NOSE IT WERKZ REEL GOOD!
DONT ASK HER ABOUT IT THO! SHE LIZE!
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
MY NEK VERJYNER IZ LOOKIN VERY SEXY IN THAT PITCHER!
I'D PROLLY GET A HALF-CHUB IF MY DIK STILL WERKT!
JUST KIDDIN! IT STILL WERKZ! MELAWNYA NOSE IT WERKZ REEL GOOD!
DONT ASK HER ABOUT IT THO! SHE LIZE!
I'D PROLLY GET A HALF-CHUB IF MY DIK STILL WERKT!
JUST KIDDIN! IT STILL WERKZ! MELAWNYA NOSE IT WERKZ REEL GOOD!
DONT ASK HER ABOUT IT THO! SHE LIZE!
WEER GONNA START SELEBRAYTING VIKTERY DAY FOR ALL THE WARZ WEEV WUN AROUND THE WERLD! WE CAN YUZE MY BIG CLASSY BALLROOM! YOO CAN ATTEND FOR THE PRICE UV 1 MILYUN DOLLERZ!
WEEL THROW SUM STALE BRED OUT ON THE LAWN FOR THE PEZANTS! WEEL ALSO SET OUT BARRELZ UV PRETTY CLEEN WATER FOR THEM TO ENJOY!
WEEL THROW SUM STALE BRED OUT ON THE LAWN FOR THE PEZANTS! WEEL ALSO SET OUT BARRELZ UV PRETTY CLEEN WATER FOR THEM TO ENJOY!
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WEER GONNA START SELEBRAYTING VIKTERY DAY FOR ALL THE WARZ WEEV WUN AROUND THE WERLD! WE CAN YUZE MY BIG CLASSY BALLROOM! YOO CAN ATTEND FOR THE PRICE UV 1 MILYUN DOLLERZ!
WEEL THROW SUM STALE BRED OUT ON THE LAWN FOR THE PEZANTS! WEEL ALSO SET OUT BARRELZ UV PRETTY CLEEN WATER FOR THEM TO ENJOY!
WEEL THROW SUM STALE BRED OUT ON THE LAWN FOR THE PEZANTS! WEEL ALSO SET OUT BARRELZ UV PRETTY CLEEN WATER FOR THEM TO ENJOY!
STEEV BANNUN IZ THE ONLY GUY I NO HOO ALWAYZ WAREZ 2 T-SHIRTZ, 2 COLLERD SHIRTS, A HOODY, AN A HEVY JACKET AT THE SAME TIME!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
STEEV BANNUN IZ THE ONLY GUY I NO HOO ALWAYZ WAREZ 2 T-SHIRTZ, 2 COLLERD SHIRTS, A HOODY, AN A HEVY JACKET AT THE SAME TIME!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
DUZ YOR MAZERATI REELY DO 185?
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DUZ YOR MAZERATI REELY DO 185?
THE ONLY REEZUN MARALARDO HAD ALLA THOZE VYOLAYSHUNZ IZ CUZ ANTEEFA THUGZ (PADE BY JORJ SOROSE) BROT IN BAGZ UV BEDBUGZ AN JARZ UV MOLD AN SCATTERD THEM ALL OVER! THEN THEY CALLD THE HELTH DEPARTMINT AN WE GOT RAYDED! IT WUZ ALL FAKE NEWZ!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
THE ONLY REEZUN MARALARDO HAD ALLA THOZE VYOLAYSHUNZ IZ CUZ ANTEEFA THUGZ (PADE BY JORJ SOROSE) BROT IN BAGZ UV BEDBUGZ AN JARZ UV MOLD AN SCATTERD THEM ALL OVER! THEN THEY CALLD THE HELTH DEPARTMINT AN WE GOT RAYDED! IT WUZ ALL FAKE NEWZ!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
THATZ THE WAY YOO DO IT! YOO LEEN YOR FULL WATE ON THERE HED AN NECK SO THEY CANT BREETH! THEN WEN THEY STUGGLE TO BREETH YOO YELL AT THEM TO STOP REEZISTING!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THATZ THE WAY YOO DO IT! YOO LEEN YOR FULL WATE ON THERE HED AN NECK SO THEY CANT BREETH! THEN WEN THEY STUGGLE TO BREETH YOO YELL AT THEM TO STOP REEZISTING!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
YOO CANT STOP ME! NEXT I'M GONNA TARE OUT THE ROWTUNDA AND PUT IN A MCDONALDS AN PROLLY A STARBUCKS! I DONT DRINK COFFEE BUT I NO A LOT UZ PEEPLE HOO DO!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
YOO CANT STOP ME! NEXT I'M GONNA TARE OUT THE ROWTUNDA AND PUT IN A MCDONALDS AN PROLLY A STARBUCKS! I DONT DRINK COFFEE BUT I NO A LOT UZ PEEPLE HOO DO!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
YOR RING! ITZ CLASSY AZ HELL! IT WILL SEET ABOUT A MILLYUN PEEPLE! PROLLY ENYWAY! YOO CANT PROOV IT WONT FRUM JUST A PITCHER! AFTER ITZ BILT WEEL SEE HOW MENY PEEPLE IT WILL HOLD! AN I'LL BE RITE CUZ WEEL SAY WE FIT IN A MILLYUN EVEN IF WE DINT! AN JUST LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD!
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
YOR RING! ITZ CLASSY AZ HELL! IT WILL SEET ABOUT A MILLYUN PEEPLE! PROLLY ENYWAY! YOO CANT PROOV IT WONT FRUM JUST A PITCHER! AFTER ITZ BILT WEEL SEE HOW MENY PEEPLE IT WILL HOLD! AN I'LL BE RITE CUZ WEEL SAY WE FIT IN A MILLYUN EVEN IF WE DINT! AN JUST LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD!
I BEN HEER FOR A LONG TIME! PROLLY LONGER THAN YOO! NO WUN CAN GET RID UV ME! YOO WUNT ME TO LEEV? I SAY NO!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I BEN HEER FOR A LONG TIME! PROLLY LONGER THAN YOO! NO WUN CAN GET RID UV ME! YOO WUNT ME TO LEEV? I SAY NO!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
THOZE ARE ALL FAKE PEEPLE! ITZ ALL FOTOSHOPT!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
THOZE ARE ALL FAKE PEEPLE! ITZ ALL FOTOSHOPT!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
MIKEY IZ RITE! ALL THE DEMOCRAPZ HAV TO DO IZ - DO WUTEVER WE WUNT! THEN WEEL GET TO ALL THAT UTHER STUF! MIKEY IZ JUST LIKE ME - HE NEVER LIZE!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MIKEY IZ RITE! ALL THE DEMOCRAPZ HAV TO DO IZ - DO WUTEVER WE WUNT! THEN WEEL GET TO ALL THAT UTHER STUF! MIKEY IZ JUST LIKE ME - HE NEVER LIZE!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!