Preznit Donald J. Trump
@preznittrump.bsky.social
YOR MOST LUVD FAYVRIT PREZNIT IZ HEER FOR YOO! I WILL YUZE MY UNLIMITED POWER TO MAKE THIS CUNTRY GRATE AGEN WETHER IT LIKES IT OR NOT!! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE DEEYOJAY AN THE CRUPT CORTS WITH THERE DRANJED JUDJEZ!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
HOW MENY SOUTH AMERIKANZ DUZ IT TAKE TO CHANJE A LITE BULB?
A BRAZILYUN!
WICH IZ EGZAKLY THE AMOUNT UV MUNNY MY STRONG AN MANY TERRIFS HAV BROT INTO AR CUNTRY!
PROLLY MORE LIKE 5 BRAZILYUN SINCE I'M JUST PULLING NUMBERZ OUTTA MY DYPERZ!
A BRAZILYUN!
WICH IZ EGZAKLY THE AMOUNT UV MUNNY MY STRONG AN MANY TERRIFS HAV BROT INTO AR CUNTRY!
PROLLY MORE LIKE 5 BRAZILYUN SINCE I'M JUST PULLING NUMBERZ OUTTA MY DYPERZ!
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
HOW MENY SOUTH AMERIKANZ DUZ IT TAKE TO CHANJE A LITE BULB?
A BRAZILYUN!
WICH IZ EGZAKLY THE AMOUNT UV MUNNY MY STRONG AN MANY TERRIFS HAV BROT INTO AR CUNTRY!
PROLLY MORE LIKE 5 BRAZILYUN SINCE I'M JUST PULLING NUMBERZ OUTTA MY DYPERZ!
A BRAZILYUN!
WICH IZ EGZAKLY THE AMOUNT UV MUNNY MY STRONG AN MANY TERRIFS HAV BROT INTO AR CUNTRY!
PROLLY MORE LIKE 5 BRAZILYUN SINCE I'M JUST PULLING NUMBERZ OUTTA MY DYPERZ!
HAHA! THE DEMZ CAVED! I NOO THEY WOOD!
NOW WOTCH WUT THE REPUBLICANZ DO IN CONGRESS!
HINT: IT WONT BE NEGOWSHYAYTING!
BY BY OBUMMERCARE! MY NOO HELTH CARE PLAN CUMZ OUT IN... YOO GEST IT... TO WEEKS!
FUCK! I WISH I HAD A MUSTASH SO I COOD TWIST IT!
NOW WOTCH WUT THE REPUBLICANZ DO IN CONGRESS!
HINT: IT WONT BE NEGOWSHYAYTING!
BY BY OBUMMERCARE! MY NOO HELTH CARE PLAN CUMZ OUT IN... YOO GEST IT... TO WEEKS!
FUCK! I WISH I HAD A MUSTASH SO I COOD TWIST IT!
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
HAHA! THE DEMZ CAVED! I NOO THEY WOOD!
NOW WOTCH WUT THE REPUBLICANZ DO IN CONGRESS!
HINT: IT WONT BE NEGOWSHYAYTING!
BY BY OBUMMERCARE! MY NOO HELTH CARE PLAN CUMZ OUT IN... YOO GEST IT... TO WEEKS!
FUCK! I WISH I HAD A MUSTASH SO I COOD TWIST IT!
NOW WOTCH WUT THE REPUBLICANZ DO IN CONGRESS!
HINT: IT WONT BE NEGOWSHYAYTING!
BY BY OBUMMERCARE! MY NOO HELTH CARE PLAN CUMZ OUT IN... YOO GEST IT... TO WEEKS!
FUCK! I WISH I HAD A MUSTASH SO I COOD TWIST IT!
MY ADMINISTRAYSHUN WILL REMANE UNDIE TURD IN ARE KWEST TO MAKE ME AZ POWERFUL AZ I CAN BE! I CAN DO PRITTY MUCH WUT I WUNT ALREDY BUT THERE ARE STILL A FEW PEEPLE THAT HAV TOLD ME NO! THAT MUST STOP! THERE WILL BE GROVELING!
WERSHIP ME YOO BICHEZ!
WERSHIP ME YOO BICHEZ!
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
MY ADMINISTRAYSHUN WILL REMANE UNDIE TURD IN ARE KWEST TO MAKE ME AZ POWERFUL AZ I CAN BE! I CAN DO PRITTY MUCH WUT I WUNT ALREDY BUT THERE ARE STILL A FEW PEEPLE THAT HAV TOLD ME NO! THAT MUST STOP! THERE WILL BE GROVELING!
WERSHIP ME YOO BICHEZ!
WERSHIP ME YOO BICHEZ!
I'M RUNNING AMERIKA LIKE I RAN MY BIZNESSEZ!
JUST LIKE ALL UV MY CASEENOZE! TRUMP STAKES! TRUMP VODKA! TRUMP MAGAZEEN! TRUMP ICE! TRUMP NETWERK! TRUMP MORTGAGE! TRUMP YOONIVERSITY!
PRITTY SOON TRUMP AMERIKA WILL BE BANKRUPT TOO!
BUT I'LL STILL BE VERY RICH SO DONT WERRY!
JUST LIKE ALL UV MY CASEENOZE! TRUMP STAKES! TRUMP VODKA! TRUMP MAGAZEEN! TRUMP ICE! TRUMP NETWERK! TRUMP MORTGAGE! TRUMP YOONIVERSITY!
PRITTY SOON TRUMP AMERIKA WILL BE BANKRUPT TOO!
BUT I'LL STILL BE VERY RICH SO DONT WERRY!
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'M RUNNING AMERIKA LIKE I RAN MY BIZNESSEZ!
JUST LIKE ALL UV MY CASEENOZE! TRUMP STAKES! TRUMP VODKA! TRUMP MAGAZEEN! TRUMP ICE! TRUMP NETWERK! TRUMP MORTGAGE! TRUMP YOONIVERSITY!
PRITTY SOON TRUMP AMERIKA WILL BE BANKRUPT TOO!
BUT I'LL STILL BE VERY RICH SO DONT WERRY!
JUST LIKE ALL UV MY CASEENOZE! TRUMP STAKES! TRUMP VODKA! TRUMP MAGAZEEN! TRUMP ICE! TRUMP NETWERK! TRUMP MORTGAGE! TRUMP YOONIVERSITY!
PRITTY SOON TRUMP AMERIKA WILL BE BANKRUPT TOO!
BUT I'LL STILL BE VERY RICH SO DONT WERRY!
THE COP HOO GOT THE SANWICH THRODE AT HIM SED THE SANWICH EXPLODED ON HIS CHEST WITH MUSTARD AN UNYUNZ GOING EVERYWARE BUT HE ALSO SED IT LANDED ON THE GROUND INTACT AN STILL IN THE RAPPER!
I GESS IT WUZ SHRODINGERZ SANWICH! IT CAN BE BOTH EXPLODED AND INTACT! HARD TO RAP YOR HED AROUND THAT WUN!
I GESS IT WUZ SHRODINGERZ SANWICH! IT CAN BE BOTH EXPLODED AND INTACT! HARD TO RAP YOR HED AROUND THAT WUN!
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THE COP HOO GOT THE SANWICH THRODE AT HIM SED THE SANWICH EXPLODED ON HIS CHEST WITH MUSTARD AN UNYUNZ GOING EVERYWARE BUT HE ALSO SED IT LANDED ON THE GROUND INTACT AN STILL IN THE RAPPER!
I GESS IT WUZ SHRODINGERZ SANWICH! IT CAN BE BOTH EXPLODED AND INTACT! HARD TO RAP YOR HED AROUND THAT WUN!
I GESS IT WUZ SHRODINGERZ SANWICH! IT CAN BE BOTH EXPLODED AND INTACT! HARD TO RAP YOR HED AROUND THAT WUN!
SO, ZORBA ROBZOMBIE WUN THE LEKSHUN (CUZ IT WUZ RIGGED) AND NOW HE CAN START DESTROYING NOO YORK! I'M GONNA HELP BY CUTTING OFF FEDRUL FUNDING FOR LOTSA STUFF!
I WOOD LIKE TO GIVE THE DAM SOSHULIST THEEZ STRONG WERDZ UV ENCURAJMINT...
EET FLAYMING DETH!!
I WOOD LIKE TO GIVE THE DAM SOSHULIST THEEZ STRONG WERDZ UV ENCURAJMINT...
EET FLAYMING DETH!!
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
SO, ZORBA ROBZOMBIE WUN THE LEKSHUN (CUZ IT WUZ RIGGED) AND NOW HE CAN START DESTROYING NOO YORK! I'M GONNA HELP BY CUTTING OFF FEDRUL FUNDING FOR LOTSA STUFF!
I WOOD LIKE TO GIVE THE DAM SOSHULIST THEEZ STRONG WERDZ UV ENCURAJMINT...
EET FLAYMING DETH!!
I WOOD LIKE TO GIVE THE DAM SOSHULIST THEEZ STRONG WERDZ UV ENCURAJMINT...
EET FLAYMING DETH!!
I ASKT MY GARDNER ABOUT SKAYPING THE LAND AROUND MY NOO BALLROOM! HE HAZ A LANDSKAYPING CUMPANY AN HIZ NAME IZ HEY ZOOS! I WUNTED ALL SOLID GOLD PLANTZ BUT HE SED THOZE DINT EGZIST! PROLLY HAV TO BY SUM PLASTIC BOOSHEZ AN SPRAY PAINT THEM GOLD!
IT'LL STILL BE SOOPER CLASSY LOOKING! MEGA-MAGA!
IT'LL STILL BE SOOPER CLASSY LOOKING! MEGA-MAGA!
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I ASKT MY GARDNER ABOUT SKAYPING THE LAND AROUND MY NOO BALLROOM! HE HAZ A LANDSKAYPING CUMPANY AN HIZ NAME IZ HEY ZOOS! I WUNTED ALL SOLID GOLD PLANTZ BUT HE SED THOZE DINT EGZIST! PROLLY HAV TO BY SUM PLASTIC BOOSHEZ AN SPRAY PAINT THEM GOLD!
IT'LL STILL BE SOOPER CLASSY LOOKING! MEGA-MAGA!
IT'LL STILL BE SOOPER CLASSY LOOKING! MEGA-MAGA!
NOW THAT THE EEST WING IZ GON I WILL START CUNSTRUCSHUN ON MY BIG BYOOTIFUL BALLROOM! ITLL BE THE BIGGEST ON ERTH! ALL GOLD FIKSCHERZ AN WILL HOLD PROLLY A MILLYUN PEEPLE! THE BEST PART IZ IT WILL BE BRITELY ILOOMINAYTED BY MY CUSTOM GASLIGHTING!
- DJT
- DJT
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
NOW THAT THE EEST WING IZ GON I WILL START CUNSTRUCSHUN ON MY BIG BYOOTIFUL BALLROOM! ITLL BE THE BIGGEST ON ERTH! ALL GOLD FIKSCHERZ AN WILL HOLD PROLLY A MILLYUN PEEPLE! THE BEST PART IZ IT WILL BE BRITELY ILOOMINAYTED BY MY CUSTOM GASLIGHTING!
- DJT
- DJT
I HAD VEEL FOR DINNER! ITZ PROLLY MY FAYVRIT! I LIKE IT CUZ THE CAFF HANGZ IN A SLING SO IT CANT EKSERSIZE AN JUST EETZ ALL DAY LONG!
WUT A GRATE GIG! I'D LIKE TO HANG IN A SLING AN GET FED ALL DAY! I GESS I PRITTY MUCH DO - SEPT FOR THE SLING PART.
NOTE TO SELF: BUY A BIG SLING!
WUT A GRATE GIG! I'D LIKE TO HANG IN A SLING AN GET FED ALL DAY! I GESS I PRITTY MUCH DO - SEPT FOR THE SLING PART.
NOTE TO SELF: BUY A BIG SLING!
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I HAD VEEL FOR DINNER! ITZ PROLLY MY FAYVRIT! I LIKE IT CUZ THE CAFF HANGZ IN A SLING SO IT CANT EKSERSIZE AN JUST EETZ ALL DAY LONG!
WUT A GRATE GIG! I'D LIKE TO HANG IN A SLING AN GET FED ALL DAY! I GESS I PRITTY MUCH DO - SEPT FOR THE SLING PART.
NOTE TO SELF: BUY A BIG SLING!
WUT A GRATE GIG! I'D LIKE TO HANG IN A SLING AN GET FED ALL DAY! I GESS I PRITTY MUCH DO - SEPT FOR THE SLING PART.
NOTE TO SELF: BUY A BIG SLING!
I'M GONNA TELL KAROLIN TO SAY THAT DEMOCRATZ PEE ON KITTENZ AND KICK PUPPEEZ! AN THAT THEY HATE APPLE PIE AN BAYSBALL!
AN THEN I'M GONNA ASK HER AGEN TO YUZE HER BEEYOOTIFUL MASHEEN GUN LIPZ ON LITTLE DONNIE!
HOPE SHEEL DO IT THIS TIME! FINGERZ CROSST!
AN THEN I'M GONNA ASK HER AGEN TO YUZE HER BEEYOOTIFUL MASHEEN GUN LIPZ ON LITTLE DONNIE!
HOPE SHEEL DO IT THIS TIME! FINGERZ CROSST!
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'M GONNA TELL KAROLIN TO SAY THAT DEMOCRATZ PEE ON KITTENZ AND KICK PUPPEEZ! AN THAT THEY HATE APPLE PIE AN BAYSBALL!
AN THEN I'M GONNA ASK HER AGEN TO YUZE HER BEEYOOTIFUL MASHEEN GUN LIPZ ON LITTLE DONNIE!
HOPE SHEEL DO IT THIS TIME! FINGERZ CROSST!
AN THEN I'M GONNA ASK HER AGEN TO YUZE HER BEEYOOTIFUL MASHEEN GUN LIPZ ON LITTLE DONNIE!
HOPE SHEEL DO IT THIS TIME! FINGERZ CROSST!
I SHOWD KAROLINE MY STRONG AN MANLY 2-INCHER AND ASKT HER FOR A BLOWY!
SHE SED SHE COODNT CUZ SHE HAZ A PEENUT ALLERJY!
LUKILY LORNA LOOMER WUZ LURKING NEERBY AN TOOK CARE UV IT!
IT WUZNT GOOD!
SHE SED SHE COODNT CUZ SHE HAZ A PEENUT ALLERJY!
LUKILY LORNA LOOMER WUZ LURKING NEERBY AN TOOK CARE UV IT!
IT WUZNT GOOD!
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I SHOWD KAROLINE MY STRONG AN MANLY 2-INCHER AND ASKT HER FOR A BLOWY!
SHE SED SHE COODNT CUZ SHE HAZ A PEENUT ALLERJY!
LUKILY LORNA LOOMER WUZ LURKING NEERBY AN TOOK CARE UV IT!
IT WUZNT GOOD!
SHE SED SHE COODNT CUZ SHE HAZ A PEENUT ALLERJY!
LUKILY LORNA LOOMER WUZ LURKING NEERBY AN TOOK CARE UV IT!
IT WUZNT GOOD!
MELAWNYA JUMPT OUTTA THE BATHROOM THE UTHER NITE WARING NUTHIN BUT A BIG RED CAPE AND SHOUTED "SOOPER PUSSY"!
I TOLD HER I WOOD LIKE THE SOOP!
TERNZ OUT SHE DINT HAV ENY!
BICH!
I TOLD HER I WOOD LIKE THE SOOP!
TERNZ OUT SHE DINT HAV ENY!
BICH!
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MELAWNYA JUMPT OUTTA THE BATHROOM THE UTHER NITE WARING NUTHIN BUT A BIG RED CAPE AND SHOUTED "SOOPER PUSSY"!
I TOLD HER I WOOD LIKE THE SOOP!
TERNZ OUT SHE DINT HAV ENY!
BICH!
I TOLD HER I WOOD LIKE THE SOOP!
TERNZ OUT SHE DINT HAV ENY!
BICH!
I CHAYNJD MY MIND! i DONT NEED A NO BELL PRIZE! I ALREDY DONT HAV ENY BELLZ! I GOT A GONG JUST CUZ I THINK IT SOUNDZ COOL! BUT I DONT HAV A SINGLE BELL ENYWARE!
BUT REELY THEY SHOODA GIVEN IT TO ME FOR STOPPIN THE ABERBYJAN ALBANY WAR! I'VE BEN TO ALBANY TO! IT'S A REEL SHITHOLE!
BUT REELY THEY SHOODA GIVEN IT TO ME FOR STOPPIN THE ABERBYJAN ALBANY WAR! I'VE BEN TO ALBANY TO! IT'S A REEL SHITHOLE!
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I CHAYNJD MY MIND! i DONT NEED A NO BELL PRIZE! I ALREDY DONT HAV ENY BELLZ! I GOT A GONG JUST CUZ I THINK IT SOUNDZ COOL! BUT I DONT HAV A SINGLE BELL ENYWARE!
BUT REELY THEY SHOODA GIVEN IT TO ME FOR STOPPIN THE ABERBYJAN ALBANY WAR! I'VE BEN TO ALBANY TO! IT'S A REEL SHITHOLE!
BUT REELY THEY SHOODA GIVEN IT TO ME FOR STOPPIN THE ABERBYJAN ALBANY WAR! I'VE BEN TO ALBANY TO! IT'S A REEL SHITHOLE!
I'M WERKIN TO MAKE AMERIKA GRATE AGEN 24/7!
THATZ 24 HOURZ A WEEK, 7 MONTHS OUT UV THE YEER! I'M SUMWARE ON A GOLF COARSE THE REST UV THE TIME! BUT I'M ALWAYZ THINKIN UV STUF! SMART STUF TO! PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANYTHIN YOO THINK ABOUT!
THATZ 24 HOURZ A WEEK, 7 MONTHS OUT UV THE YEER! I'M SUMWARE ON A GOLF COARSE THE REST UV THE TIME! BUT I'M ALWAYZ THINKIN UV STUF! SMART STUF TO! PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANYTHIN YOO THINK ABOUT!
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'M WERKIN TO MAKE AMERIKA GRATE AGEN 24/7!
THATZ 24 HOURZ A WEEK, 7 MONTHS OUT UV THE YEER! I'M SUMWARE ON A GOLF COARSE THE REST UV THE TIME! BUT I'M ALWAYZ THINKIN UV STUF! SMART STUF TO! PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANYTHIN YOO THINK ABOUT!
THATZ 24 HOURZ A WEEK, 7 MONTHS OUT UV THE YEER! I'M SUMWARE ON A GOLF COARSE THE REST UV THE TIME! BUT I'M ALWAYZ THINKIN UV STUF! SMART STUF TO! PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANYTHIN YOO THINK ABOUT!
SKROO ALL YOO MUNKYZ IN PORTLAND! I'M TRYIN TO SAVE YOO FRUM TWENTY AWGWAZ WICH IZ A REEL BAD GANG! I'M PRITTY SHURE THEREZ MOR THAN TWENTY THO! I'LL BET MS13 IZ INVOLVD TO! MAYBE EVEN MS14 OR 15!
I'M GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BALD GUY TO WINE ABOUT IT SUM MOR! SUMWUN GO GET STEVIE!
I'M GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BALD GUY TO WINE ABOUT IT SUM MOR! SUMWUN GO GET STEVIE!
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
SKROO ALL YOO MUNKYZ IN PORTLAND! I'M TRYIN TO SAVE YOO FRUM TWENTY AWGWAZ WICH IZ A REEL BAD GANG! I'M PRITTY SHURE THEREZ MOR THAN TWENTY THO! I'LL BET MS13 IZ INVOLVD TO! MAYBE EVEN MS14 OR 15!
I'M GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BALD GUY TO WINE ABOUT IT SUM MOR! SUMWUN GO GET STEVIE!
I'M GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BALD GUY TO WINE ABOUT IT SUM MOR! SUMWUN GO GET STEVIE!
ON MY WEBSITE YOO CAN NOW BUY MY CLASSY TRUMP ZIP TIZE! MADE FRUM GOLD CULLERD NYLON AND MADE IN USA! PROLLY ANYWAY! COOD BE MADE SUMWARE ELSE TO!
ONLY $19.95 FOR A PACK UV THREE! CUMZ WITH A BAG UV TORTEEYA CHIPS YOO CAN YUZE AZ BATE! THEY LUV THERE CORN CHIPS THOSE DIRTY BROWN CRIMNULZ! GET EM!
ONLY $19.95 FOR A PACK UV THREE! CUMZ WITH A BAG UV TORTEEYA CHIPS YOO CAN YUZE AZ BATE! THEY LUV THERE CORN CHIPS THOSE DIRTY BROWN CRIMNULZ! GET EM!
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
ON MY WEBSITE YOO CAN NOW BUY MY CLASSY TRUMP ZIP TIZE! MADE FRUM GOLD CULLERD NYLON AND MADE IN USA! PROLLY ANYWAY! COOD BE MADE SUMWARE ELSE TO!
ONLY $19.95 FOR A PACK UV THREE! CUMZ WITH A BAG UV TORTEEYA CHIPS YOO CAN YUZE AZ BATE! THEY LUV THERE CORN CHIPS THOSE DIRTY BROWN CRIMNULZ! GET EM!
ONLY $19.95 FOR A PACK UV THREE! CUMZ WITH A BAG UV TORTEEYA CHIPS YOO CAN YUZE AZ BATE! THEY LUV THERE CORN CHIPS THOSE DIRTY BROWN CRIMNULZ! GET EM!
I'M THE MOST TRANSPARENT PREZNIT EVER! EVEN CHUK SHOOMER SEZ HE CAN SEE RITE THRU ME! I THINK HEEZ LYING THO CUZ I DONT THINK HE SEEZ MUCH WITH THOZE DUM LITTLE GLASSEZ HE WAREZ!
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'M THE MOST TRANSPARENT PREZNIT EVER! EVEN CHUK SHOOMER SEZ HE CAN SEE RITE THRU ME! I THINK HEEZ LYING THO CUZ I DONT THINK HE SEEZ MUCH WITH THOZE DUM LITTLE GLASSEZ HE WAREZ!
I'M GETTIN A LOTTA WIMMEN FOLLOWING ME! I GESS THEY THINK I'M STRONG AN VERY SEXY! UV CORSE THEY ARE RITE! IF YOO THINK MY ANKELZ GET SWOLLEN YOO SHOOD SEE WEN LITTLE DONNY GET A FULL CHUB!
IT DUZNT LEEV MUSHROOM IN MY PANTZ!
SEE WUT I DID THERE? I'M HILARYUS!
IT DUZNT LEEV MUSHROOM IN MY PANTZ!
SEE WUT I DID THERE? I'M HILARYUS!
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'M GETTIN A LOTTA WIMMEN FOLLOWING ME! I GESS THEY THINK I'M STRONG AN VERY SEXY! UV CORSE THEY ARE RITE! IF YOO THINK MY ANKELZ GET SWOLLEN YOO SHOOD SEE WEN LITTLE DONNY GET A FULL CHUB!
IT DUZNT LEEV MUSHROOM IN MY PANTZ!
SEE WUT I DID THERE? I'M HILARYUS!
IT DUZNT LEEV MUSHROOM IN MY PANTZ!
SEE WUT I DID THERE? I'M HILARYUS!
JON "WHITEY" BOLTON HAS CLASSIFYD DOCUMINTZ AT HIZ HOWSE! PROLLY ENYWAY! IF THERE NOT HID IN HIZ HOWSE THEN HE PROLLY HAZ THEM IN HIZ MUSTASH! ITZ THICK AN WHITE AN HE COOD HAV LOTSA STUFF HID IN THAT WALRUS BRAMBLE! I SAY SHAVE IT OFF! SHAVE HIZ HOLE HED SO HE LOOKS LIKE SHINADE O'CONNEL!
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
JON "WHITEY" BOLTON HAS CLASSIFYD DOCUMINTZ AT HIZ HOWSE! PROLLY ENYWAY! IF THERE NOT HID IN HIZ HOWSE THEN HE PROLLY HAZ THEM IN HIZ MUSTASH! ITZ THICK AN WHITE AN HE COOD HAV LOTSA STUFF HID IN THAT WALRUS BRAMBLE! I SAY SHAVE IT OFF! SHAVE HIZ HOLE HED SO HE LOOKS LIKE SHINADE O'CONNEL!
ADAM SHIFTY SHIFF IS CRAYZEE IN THE HED! HEEZ A CYCLE PATH!
HE SED I WUNTED TO GIVE PUTIN YOOKRANE! AN THE ONLY EVIDENSE HE HAS IZ A TAPE UV ME SAYIN IT!
I'M GONNA HAV PAM BLONDIE LOOK INTO IT! HER AN CASH WILL GET HIM THRODE IN JALE FER LIFE! OR LONGER EVEN!
ARREST MY CASE!
HE SED I WUNTED TO GIVE PUTIN YOOKRANE! AN THE ONLY EVIDENSE HE HAS IZ A TAPE UV ME SAYIN IT!
I'M GONNA HAV PAM BLONDIE LOOK INTO IT! HER AN CASH WILL GET HIM THRODE IN JALE FER LIFE! OR LONGER EVEN!
ARREST MY CASE!
August 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ADAM SHIFTY SHIFF IS CRAYZEE IN THE HED! HEEZ A CYCLE PATH!
HE SED I WUNTED TO GIVE PUTIN YOOKRANE! AN THE ONLY EVIDENSE HE HAS IZ A TAPE UV ME SAYIN IT!
I'M GONNA HAV PAM BLONDIE LOOK INTO IT! HER AN CASH WILL GET HIM THRODE IN JALE FER LIFE! OR LONGER EVEN!
ARREST MY CASE!
HE SED I WUNTED TO GIVE PUTIN YOOKRANE! AN THE ONLY EVIDENSE HE HAS IZ A TAPE UV ME SAYIN IT!
I'M GONNA HAV PAM BLONDIE LOOK INTO IT! HER AN CASH WILL GET HIM THRODE IN JALE FER LIFE! OR LONGER EVEN!
ARREST MY CASE!
FLUDZ AR VERY WET FRUM THE STANDPOYNT UV WATER! MOST PEEPLE DONT NO THAT! WEN WATER FALLZ FRUM THE SKY THEY CALL IT RANE! OR MAYBE A DOWNPOR! SUM EVEN CALL IT A DAYLOOJ!
I NO LOTSA WERDZ! CUZ I NO MOR ABOUT WETHER THAN MOST WETHEROLOJISTS!
NOO ZEKYOOTIV ORDER - NO MOR FLUDZ!
I NO LOTSA WERDZ! CUZ I NO MOR ABOUT WETHER THAN MOST WETHEROLOJISTS!
NOO ZEKYOOTIV ORDER - NO MOR FLUDZ!
July 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
FLUDZ AR VERY WET FRUM THE STANDPOYNT UV WATER! MOST PEEPLE DONT NO THAT! WEN WATER FALLZ FRUM THE SKY THEY CALL IT RANE! OR MAYBE A DOWNPOR! SUM EVEN CALL IT A DAYLOOJ!
I NO LOTSA WERDZ! CUZ I NO MOR ABOUT WETHER THAN MOST WETHEROLOJISTS!
NOO ZEKYOOTIV ORDER - NO MOR FLUDZ!
I NO LOTSA WERDZ! CUZ I NO MOR ABOUT WETHER THAN MOST WETHEROLOJISTS!
NOO ZEKYOOTIV ORDER - NO MOR FLUDZ!
I WENT TO TEKSUS AN VIZITED THE FLUD! I BORROWD SUM WITE CHEERLEEDER BOOTZ FRUM RONDA SANTIS SO MY SHOOZ WOODNT GET MUDDY! I THOO PEEPLE SUM PAPER TOWELZ TO HELP SOP UP ALLA THE WATER! IT DINT WERK! IT WUZ PRETTY BAD!
MAYBE KRUSTY GNOME WILL GET THEM SUM HELP! MAYBE NOT! ITZ A ROLE UV THE DYSE!
MAYBE KRUSTY GNOME WILL GET THEM SUM HELP! MAYBE NOT! ITZ A ROLE UV THE DYSE!
July 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I WENT TO TEKSUS AN VIZITED THE FLUD! I BORROWD SUM WITE CHEERLEEDER BOOTZ FRUM RONDA SANTIS SO MY SHOOZ WOODNT GET MUDDY! I THOO PEEPLE SUM PAPER TOWELZ TO HELP SOP UP ALLA THE WATER! IT DINT WERK! IT WUZ PRETTY BAD!
MAYBE KRUSTY GNOME WILL GET THEM SUM HELP! MAYBE NOT! ITZ A ROLE UV THE DYSE!
MAYBE KRUSTY GNOME WILL GET THEM SUM HELP! MAYBE NOT! ITZ A ROLE UV THE DYSE!
YES! I WUZ IN THE EPSTEEN LIST THAT NOW DUZNT EGGZIST! BUT I WENT TO THE EYELAND UNDERCUVER TO LOOK FOR PEEDERFILEZ! I DINT SEE ENY AZ FAR AZ I REMEMBER!
AN JIZZLANE DEFNITLY DINT BRING ENY GIRLZ TO MY ROOM! AN NO WAY I FUKT ENY UZ THEM CUZ THEY WER NEVER THERE!
YOO BELEEV ME, RITE?
AN JIZZLANE DEFNITLY DINT BRING ENY GIRLZ TO MY ROOM! AN NO WAY I FUKT ENY UZ THEM CUZ THEY WER NEVER THERE!
YOO BELEEV ME, RITE?
July 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
YES! I WUZ IN THE EPSTEEN LIST THAT NOW DUZNT EGGZIST! BUT I WENT TO THE EYELAND UNDERCUVER TO LOOK FOR PEEDERFILEZ! I DINT SEE ENY AZ FAR AZ I REMEMBER!
AN JIZZLANE DEFNITLY DINT BRING ENY GIRLZ TO MY ROOM! AN NO WAY I FUKT ENY UZ THEM CUZ THEY WER NEVER THERE!
YOO BELEEV ME, RITE?
AN JIZZLANE DEFNITLY DINT BRING ENY GIRLZ TO MY ROOM! AN NO WAY I FUKT ENY UZ THEM CUZ THEY WER NEVER THERE!
YOO BELEEV ME, RITE?
LOOK! PAM BONDY NEVER SED SHE HAD THE EPSTEEN LIST! I NO THERE IZ VIDEEYO UV HER SAYIN THAT BUT ITZ FAKE! ALLA THOSE PITCHERZ UV ME WITH JEFF AN JIZZLANE AR FAKE TO!
I NEVER MEST WITH ENY UNDERAJE GIRLZ EETHER!
FACT IZ... I'M GAY! I DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLZ! I'LL SUK A DIK RITE NOW AN PROOV IT!
I NEVER MEST WITH ENY UNDERAJE GIRLZ EETHER!
FACT IZ... I'M GAY! I DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLZ! I'LL SUK A DIK RITE NOW AN PROOV IT!
July 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
LOOK! PAM BONDY NEVER SED SHE HAD THE EPSTEEN LIST! I NO THERE IZ VIDEEYO UV HER SAYIN THAT BUT ITZ FAKE! ALLA THOSE PITCHERZ UV ME WITH JEFF AN JIZZLANE AR FAKE TO!
I NEVER MEST WITH ENY UNDERAJE GIRLZ EETHER!
FACT IZ... I'M GAY! I DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLZ! I'LL SUK A DIK RITE NOW AN PROOV IT!
I NEVER MEST WITH ENY UNDERAJE GIRLZ EETHER!
FACT IZ... I'M GAY! I DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLZ! I'LL SUK A DIK RITE NOW AN PROOV IT!
WE DROPT THE BUMPERBUSTERZ ON IRAN AN BLODE THEM UP REEL GOOD!
THERE CALLD BUMPERBUSTERZ CUZ THEY BUST THE BUMPZ! BUMPZ ARE MOST TIMEZ CALLD MOWNTENZ BUT THERE REELY JUST BIG BUMPS WEN YOO THINK ABOUT IT!
MAYBE THEY STILL HAV NOOKLYER! BUT THE BUMPS WER DEFNITLY BUSTED! MOSTLY ENYWAY!
PROLLY...
THERE CALLD BUMPERBUSTERZ CUZ THEY BUST THE BUMPZ! BUMPZ ARE MOST TIMEZ CALLD MOWNTENZ BUT THERE REELY JUST BIG BUMPS WEN YOO THINK ABOUT IT!
MAYBE THEY STILL HAV NOOKLYER! BUT THE BUMPS WER DEFNITLY BUSTED! MOSTLY ENYWAY!
PROLLY...
June 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
WE DROPT THE BUMPERBUSTERZ ON IRAN AN BLODE THEM UP REEL GOOD!
THERE CALLD BUMPERBUSTERZ CUZ THEY BUST THE BUMPZ! BUMPZ ARE MOST TIMEZ CALLD MOWNTENZ BUT THERE REELY JUST BIG BUMPS WEN YOO THINK ABOUT IT!
MAYBE THEY STILL HAV NOOKLYER! BUT THE BUMPS WER DEFNITLY BUSTED! MOSTLY ENYWAY!
PROLLY...
THERE CALLD BUMPERBUSTERZ CUZ THEY BUST THE BUMPZ! BUMPZ ARE MOST TIMEZ CALLD MOWNTENZ BUT THERE REELY JUST BIG BUMPS WEN YOO THINK ABOUT IT!
MAYBE THEY STILL HAV NOOKLYER! BUT THE BUMPS WER DEFNITLY BUSTED! MOSTLY ENYWAY!
PROLLY...