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Ciphon
@pretzelnightmare.bsky.social
Consumer of Soft Pretzels
Auntie Ann's #1 Fan
RPG Nut & Old
Lovecraftian Disciple
Blacksmith Beetle-Spider
Hell no.
I don't understand how people cheat.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Cinnamon Sugar
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The one friend from middle school. AND HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Call me shallow but looks slightly more. Otherwise I'd date a robot with a perfect personality programmed in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Hey Ciphon, how about that Kirby Air--"

Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-

Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
IT'S TIME
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Accurate. At least I die halfway through.
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Spooky season "costume".
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)

Credit to Monstatron
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I know it's like 3rd time posting this. I need to get more videos. Eventually.

Credit to @dksidediscovery.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wait you can post gifs now?

Fuck it, I'm a soft pretzel goblin
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆

Suspenders are back in season.
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What's better than 1 gun? 4 guns!

Credit to C_andreartz
September 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That sure is a spicy pepper
September 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND--was that a speed bump.

Credit to JuiceStandMango on Twitter
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Whale watching isn't complete until someone goes "arrgh, he blows"

Credit to Paranaughty on Twitter
Caught whale is @nuraq.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆

Ciphon can get pretty passionate when it comes to working out deals for his craft. I'm not saying soft pretzels wouldn't help @wattson.bsky.social out, but. Either way going along pretty well.

Credit to @raburigaron.bsky.social

Purple Walrus is @wattson.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆

There's a joke about Hammers in here somewhere.

Credit to Art_Uza on Twitter
September 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆

Extra arms and limbs are a requirement if you're going to a Faire. How else do you hold all the snacks?

Credit to @phosbara.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Me waiting for Kirby Air Riders
August 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I will now proceed to never shut up about Kirby Air Riders for the next 20 years.
August 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
July 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Post lock screen, no cheating

I don't think I've changed my screen in two years
July 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM