Ciphon
@pretzelnightmare.bsky.social
Consumer of Soft Pretzels
Auntie Ann's #1 Fan
RPG Nut & Old
Lovecraftian Disciple
Blacksmith Beetle-Spider
Auntie Ann's #1 Fan
RPG Nut & Old
Lovecraftian Disciple
Blacksmith Beetle-Spider
Pinned
Hell no.
I don't understand how people cheat.
I don't understand how people cheat.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hell no.
I don't understand how people cheat.
I don't understand how people cheat.
The one friend from middle school. AND HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The one friend from middle school. AND HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
Call me shallow but looks slightly more. Otherwise I'd date a robot with a perfect personality programmed in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Call me shallow but looks slightly more. Otherwise I'd date a robot with a perfect personality programmed in.
"Hey Ciphon, how about that Kirby Air--"
Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-
Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-
Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Hey Ciphon, how about that Kirby Air--"
Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-
Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-
Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
Cold weather means find your favorite heat producing abomination.
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Cold weather means find your favorite heat producing abomination.
The biggest thing companies, both indie and triple A, and sites don't get is that no one wants to have to make a million accounts to use things. If you're telling me to sign up or make a new account to use/get something, I'm already 60% less interested.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The biggest thing companies, both indie and triple A, and sites don't get is that no one wants to have to make a million accounts to use things. If you're telling me to sign up or make a new account to use/get something, I'm already 60% less interested.
You know when I thought about AI when I was younger I thought it meant robots. Not fake videos of people using slurrs and having to prove it wasn't them.
Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.
Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.
October 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You know when I thought about AI when I was younger I thought it meant robots. Not fake videos of people using slurrs and having to prove it wasn't them.
Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.
Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.
Accurate. At least I die halfway through.
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Accurate. At least I die halfway through.
If Ciphon was an RPG boss the first fight would be scripted where there's a 5-Turn limit and he stalls and goes on the defensive. Last turn would be unavoidable 9999 or 99999 damage via falling Road Roller.
Cause it's funny.
Cause it's funny.
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If Ciphon was an RPG boss the first fight would be scripted where there's a 5-Turn limit and he stalls and goes on the defensive. Last turn would be unavoidable 9999 or 99999 damage via falling Road Roller.
Cause it's funny.
Cause it's funny.
I was originally going to go as Bayonetta again for Halloween but holy shit, did high heels get tougher to walk in? And why is make-up even more expensive.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I was originally going to go as Bayonetta again for Halloween but holy shit, did high heels get tougher to walk in? And why is make-up even more expensive.
Do not fuck pumpkins.
That's how a horror movie starts.
That's how a horror movie starts.
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Do not fuck pumpkins.
That's how a horror movie starts.
That's how a horror movie starts.
Spooky season "costume".
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)
Credit to Monstatron
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)
Credit to Monstatron
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Spooky season "costume".
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)
Credit to Monstatron
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)
Credit to Monstatron
You know there's people waiting for Travis and Taylor Swift to break up so that break-up album goes hard.
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You know there's people waiting for Travis and Taylor Swift to break up so that break-up album goes hard.
If the Internet taught me anything it's that October is for putting the spice in pumpkins, November is for getting stuffed on the table, and December is for wanting to fuck a goat or old man who breaks into your house.
September 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If the Internet taught me anything it's that October is for putting the spice in pumpkins, November is for getting stuffed on the table, and December is for wanting to fuck a goat or old man who breaks into your house.
Screw Biceptember. It's Beetlember.
September 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Screw Biceptember. It's Beetlember.
When will Auntie Ann's come to Blue Sky?
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When will Auntie Ann's come to Blue Sky?
Sometimes I forget how different my opinions are from a lot of people on social media.
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sometimes I forget how different my opinions are from a lot of people on social media.
I'm old enough to remember when one of PETA's points was "what if humans were hooked up to milking machines like cows?"
You have no idea how fast they regretted that point.
You have no idea how fast they regretted that point.
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm old enough to remember when one of PETA's points was "what if humans were hooked up to milking machines like cows?"
You have no idea how fast they regretted that point.
You have no idea how fast they regretted that point.
The day Auntie Ann's goes bankrupt is the day Killdozer 2.0 comes back.
September 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The day Auntie Ann's goes bankrupt is the day Killdozer 2.0 comes back.
The only constants about fall are Girl/Boy Scouts guilting you into buying cookies/popcorn, and walking into a room to be backhanded by pumpkin spice.
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The only constants about fall are Girl/Boy Scouts guilting you into buying cookies/popcorn, and walking into a room to be backhanded by pumpkin spice.
Don't spend so much time on the Internet. Whether it's doom from politics and companies, or gloom from people hating X video game thing, it's important to not get wrapped up in the misery. Misery loves company, but it doesn't have to be you.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Don't spend so much time on the Internet. Whether it's doom from politics and companies, or gloom from people hating X video game thing, it's important to not get wrapped up in the misery. Misery loves company, but it doesn't have to be you.