Baphomet
@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social
There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
"Right? The barely-good-enough-for-heaven and horribly outdated prototype who has not held up in anything...but the visual department!
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Right? The barely-good-enough-for-heaven and horribly outdated prototype who has not held up in anything...but the visual department!
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
"You'll never know~"
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"You'll never know~"
The demoness instantly obliged.
"This good?"
"This good?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The demoness instantly obliged.
"This good?"
"This good?"
"There you go.
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"There you go.
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
"Well, he may crumble one day too.
Who knows?"
Who knows?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Well, he may crumble one day too.
Who knows?"
Who knows?"
"Hot day today, isn't it, Mortal?"
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Hot day today, isn't it, Mortal?"
"Ugh...morning, fellow sinners."
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"Ugh...morning, fellow sinners."
"You were saying?"
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"You were saying?"
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
"Oh nonono, YOU will be the one coming."
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Oh nonono, YOU will be the one coming."
"Whooooooops, was that supposed to be a secret?
My baaaad~"
My baaaad~"
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Whooooooops, was that supposed to be a secret?
My baaaad~"
My baaaad~"
"Y'ALL HEARD THAT FOLKS?
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Y'ALL HEARD THAT FOLKS?
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
"Common. Say it. I wanna hear it, Noble Knight~"
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Common. Say it. I wanna hear it, Noble Knight~"
"Same reason as all the other demons.
To try and sway you.
Ni need to be subtle on that one."
To try and sway you.
Ni need to be subtle on that one."
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Same reason as all the other demons.
To try and sway you.
Ni need to be subtle on that one."
To try and sway you.
Ni need to be subtle on that one."
"And thus, the mighty knight was felled by the demon lords voluptuous waist."
Cue the shiteating grin
Cue the shiteating grin
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"And thus, the mighty knight was felled by the demon lords voluptuous waist."
Cue the shiteating grin
Cue the shiteating grin
"My patients never die~"
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"My patients never die~"
"Because you are w e a k ~ ~ ~"
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Because you are w e a k ~ ~ ~"
"Es ist immer noch was da, Sterbli- Ich meine, Kamerade~"
Once more trying to lead mortals towards sin during Octoberfest with the devils most famous invention
~Alcohol~
Once more trying to lead mortals towards sin during Octoberfest with the devils most famous invention
~Alcohol~
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Es ist immer noch was da, Sterbli- Ich meine, Kamerade~"
Once more trying to lead mortals towards sin during Octoberfest with the devils most famous invention
~Alcohol~
Once more trying to lead mortals towards sin during Octoberfest with the devils most famous invention
~Alcohol~
Meanwhile Baphomet:
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Meanwhile Baphomet: