Baphomet
@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social
There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
Pinned
"Great. By saying that you also agreed to do everything I ask of you without question."
"Nope... I heard you clearly."
'SWEET MOTHER THE ANCIENT BUILDERS!'
"I'd be more than happy to have you in my bed.~"
'SWEET MOTHER THE ANCIENT BUILDERS!'
"I'd be more than happy to have you in my bed.~"
"Did I stutter?
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"Great. By saying that you also agreed to do everything I ask of you without question."
"Did I stutter?
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
That caught him off guard.
"I'm sorry... what?"
Did he hear her correctly? She wants to sleep with him? In his bed? In the overworld?
"I'm sorry... what?"
Did he hear her correctly? She wants to sleep with him? In his bed? In the overworld?
"You live in that crummy little outhouse you call a home down there, right?
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Did I stutter?
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
I said "your face will cushion my ass tonight!"
"You live in that crummy little outhouse you call a home down there, right?
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
"Mhm, riiiight~"
A wink and a smirk.
"Of course you don't.~"
A wink and a smirk.
"Of course you don't.~"
"No idea what you mean~~~"
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"You live in that crummy little outhouse you call a home down there, right?
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
I think I'll occupy your bed tonight, I've decided."
"No idea what you mean~~~"
Bluuuush.
"Ancients dammit woman... you're going to kill me from blood loss~.
In a good way."
"Ancients dammit woman... you're going to kill me from blood loss~.
In a good way."
"Interesting..."
February 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"No idea what you mean~~~"
"Interesting..."
February 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"Interesting..."
"Stuff you're not allowed to do on heaven...like fucking out in the open, tempting people into sin, violence, wanting other people's stuff and so on."
"And please enlighten me, dear Baphomet, what is Authentic fun?~"
"Of course I am, I'm a demon lord.
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"Stuff you're not allowed to do on heaven...like fucking out in the open, tempting people into sin, violence, wanting other people's stuff and so on."
"Of course I am, I'm a demon lord.
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
".... that's hot~."
Ahem!
"I mean... I see"
Nod nod.
Ahem!
"I mean... I see"
Nod nod.
"The ancients are young whippersnappers compared to me."
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"Of course I am, I'm a demon lord.
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
Unlike angels, I actually know what authentic fun is."
"The ancients are young whippersnappers compared to me."
Annnnd nosebleed.
"By the Ancients....~"
"By the Ancients....~"
"The only thing my followers are allowed to cum to~"
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"The ancients are young whippersnappers compared to me."
"The only thing my followers are allowed to cum to~"
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"The only thing my followers are allowed to cum to~"
Reposted by Baphomet
𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡?
#NSFWRP | #LewdRP | #OCRP | #VerselessRP
#NSFWRP | #LewdRP | #OCRP | #VerselessRP
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡?
#NSFWRP | #LewdRP | #OCRP | #VerselessRP
#NSFWRP | #LewdRP | #OCRP | #VerselessRP
"Ohhh, that.
Yeah, I do that all the time "
Yeah, I do that all the time "
" Humans go find dates or some shit. I'd figure you'd go for it to get some sinners. "
"What is a Valentine's Day?"
February 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"Ohhh, that.
Yeah, I do that all the time "
Yeah, I do that all the time "
"Yeah, I got tha-...nevermind."
"Want me to turn your water into beer?"
"Want me to turn your water into beer?"
Blaze cock a brow.
"Philosoper's Stone? Ah! No no, I mean as in I brew potions."
He grinned as he gestures over to his brewing stand.
"Philosoper's Stone? Ah! No no, I mean as in I brew potions."
He grinned as he gestures over to his brewing stand.
"Yeah, alchemy.
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Yeah, I got tha-...nevermind."
"Want me to turn your water into beer?"
"Want me to turn your water into beer?"
"Yeah, alchemy.
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
"I'm afraid not. This world deities left us long ago, and the only demons of the Nether are Wither Skeletons."
He said, readjusting his glasses.
"It is a pleasure to meet you, however. I am Blaze: Alchemist, Arcanist, and Inventor. At your service~."
He said, readjusting his glasses.
"It is a pleasure to meet you, however. I am Blaze: Alchemist, Arcanist, and Inventor. At your service~."
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Yeah, alchemy.
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
Dabbled with that before.
Philosopher Stone and whatnot."
"What is a Valentine's Day?"
" Damn right. "
" How was Valentine's Day for you? "
" How was Valentine's Day for you? "
"Choir in tow."
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"What is a Valentine's Day?"
Reposted by Baphomet
"The earth isss living too, we musssst protect it!"
🌸Petal Dewleaf a wandering druid that explores wherever she ends up to help those in need and heals the land if it has been hurt from battle. Can be a bit standoffish when she first meets someone but quickly warms up to them.
#Fantasyrp #MVRP
🌸Petal Dewleaf a wandering druid that explores wherever she ends up to help those in need and heals the land if it has been hurt from battle. Can be a bit standoffish when she first meets someone but quickly warms up to them.
#Fantasyrp #MVRP
October 22, 2023 at 6:53 PM
"The earth isss living too, we musssst protect it!"
🌸Petal Dewleaf a wandering druid that explores wherever she ends up to help those in need and heals the land if it has been hurt from battle. Can be a bit standoffish when she first meets someone but quickly warms up to them.
#Fantasyrp #MVRP
🌸Petal Dewleaf a wandering druid that explores wherever she ends up to help those in need and heals the land if it has been hurt from battle. Can be a bit standoffish when she first meets someone but quickly warms up to them.
#Fantasyrp #MVRP
"Choir in tow."
" Father O'Donnel hits the bong and gets higher than he ever had before... sent to God same day shipping. "
"Father O'Donnel's smoke break gonna blow the whole join sky-high...note."
February 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"Choir in tow."
Reposted by Baphomet
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
@magicandcrafting.bsky.social
"Why is everything here cube-shaped or pixels?
I hate this, this sucks!
Its a fucking eyesore!"
"Why is everything here cube-shaped or pixels?
I hate this, this sucks!
Its a fucking eyesore!"
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
@magicandcrafting.bsky.social
"Why is everything here cube-shaped or pixels?
I hate this, this sucks!
Its a fucking eyesore!"
"Why is everything here cube-shaped or pixels?
I hate this, this sucks!
Its a fucking eyesore!"
Reposted by Baphomet
The Blazing Crafter!
Blaze
Blaze
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Blazing Crafter!
Blaze
Blaze
"Father O'Donnel's smoke break gonna blow the whole join sky-high...note."
" That lead hits the high note and the whole place gets blown to smithereens. "
He'd gently lean into her side.
" I went to church like, twice. It was boring. "
He'd gently lean into her side.
" I went to church like, twice. It was boring. "
"Dunno, but what I do know is that if they haven't got it fixed by tomorrow, the boy choir is gonna blow up."
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
"Father O'Donnel's smoke break gonna blow the whole join sky-high...note."
"Dunno, but what I do know is that if they haven't got it fixed by tomorrow, the boy choir is gonna blow up."
February 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"Dunno, but what I do know is that if they haven't got it fixed by tomorrow, the boy choir is gonna blow up."
"Me too."
Aggressively pets the doggo's belly.
Aggressively pets the doggo's belly.
“Valentines day.. I know what I'm gonna do all day”
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"Me too."
Aggressively pets the doggo's belly.
Aggressively pets the doggo's belly.
Reposted by Baphomet
For science!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
For science!!
"There's a gas leak in that church..."
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"There's a gas leak in that church..."