Baphomet
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There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
Pinned
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
"Am I?
A big promise to someone who lives in hell."
A big promise to someone who lives in hell."
"Is that so? You're in for a wild ride then, dear..."
He slides her fingers from his mouth, but not before giving them a slight suck just to get the last taste of her.
Secretly, inside, he gave himself a high five for gaining a respect point.
He slides her fingers from his mouth, but not before giving them a slight suck just to get the last taste of her.
Secretly, inside, he gave himself a high five for gaining a respect point.
"Few are bold enough to try that one right of the bat..."
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November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Am I?
A big promise to someone who lives in hell."
A big promise to someone who lives in hell."
"Few are bold enough to try that one right of the bat..."
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"Mm?~ Oh, does the lovely Baphomet enjoy that?"
He looks up at her with a slight smirk, slowly swirling his tongue around her digits in his mouth.
He looks up at her with a slight smirk, slowly swirling his tongue around her digits in his mouth.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Few are bold enough to try that one right of the bat..."
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+1 Respect
Well, colour her surprised.
Clapping her hands, she dove into the cake.
Clapping her hands, she dove into the cake.
"Roasted beef.. well. That tracks."
He leans in to sniff her, getting a whiff of vanilla.
"I bet you taste like red velvet cake. Oh! Speaking of."
He whips out a giant cake covered in chocolate frosting and sprinkles.
He leans in to sniff her, getting a whiff of vanilla.
"I bet you taste like red velvet cake. Oh! Speaking of."
He whips out a giant cake covered in chocolate frosting and sprinkles.
"You taste like roasted beef."
Deadpan delivery.
Deadpan delivery.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Well, colour her surprised.
Clapping her hands, she dove into the cake.
Clapping her hands, she dove into the cake.
Reposted by Baphomet
Tԋҽ Oυƚɯσɾʅԃ Pɾιɳƈҽʂʂ
Iɳԃҽρҽɳԃҽɳƚ Pσɾƚɾαყαʅ σϝ MK9 Kιƚαɳα
Lҽɯԃ
100% SυႦ
Bι (Fҽɱ Lҽαɳ)
MDNI 21+
Pʅҽαʂҽ Aʂƙ Bҽϝσɾҽ DMιɳɠ
Iɳԃҽρҽɳԃҽɳƚ Pσɾƚɾαყαʅ σϝ MK9 Kιƚαɳα
Lҽɯԃ
100% SυႦ
Bι (Fҽɱ Lҽαɳ)
MDNI 21+
Pʅҽαʂҽ Aʂƙ Bҽϝσɾҽ DMιɳɠ
August 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tԋҽ Oυƚɯσɾʅԃ Pɾιɳƈҽʂʂ
Iɳԃҽρҽɳԃҽɳƚ Pσɾƚɾαყαʅ σϝ MK9 Kιƚαɳα
Lҽɯԃ
100% SυႦ
Bι (Fҽɱ Lҽαɳ)
MDNI 21+
Pʅҽαʂҽ Aʂƙ Bҽϝσɾҽ DMιɳɠ
Iɳԃҽρҽɳԃҽɳƚ Pσɾƚɾαყαʅ σϝ MK9 Kιƚαɳα
Lҽɯԃ
100% SυႦ
Bι (Fҽɱ Lҽαɳ)
MDNI 21+
Pʅҽαʂҽ Aʂƙ Bҽϝσɾҽ DMιɳɠ
"Who said you need other offers?"
"I mean... I'm open to hearing other offers. I just want something outta the deal."
He shrugged, trying to act nonchalant. His eyes kept darting across her body. Every curve made his heart skip a beat.
"I mean, most succubi I deal with at least give me a handjob. Or let me jerk off to them."
He shrugged, trying to act nonchalant. His eyes kept darting across her body. Every curve made his heart skip a beat.
"I mean, most succubi I deal with at least give me a handjob. Or let me jerk off to them."
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Who said you need other offers?"
"You taste like roasted beef."
Deadpan delivery.
Deadpan delivery.
"...Well, I suppose I should have expected that. Did I at least taste decent? I can only imagine I taste of... smokes and bad choices?"
He uses his pointer finger to wipe some of his blood off her face, and licking it off his finger. He cocks his head and makes a sort of surprised face.
He uses his pointer finger to wipe some of his blood off her face, and licking it off his finger. He cocks his head and makes a sort of surprised face.
"Nonsense. I am perfectly fluid in 'should've been dead 5 minutes ago'."
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"You taste like roasted beef."
Deadpan delivery.
Deadpan delivery.
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
"Maybe baby~"
Sticks her tongue out the side.
Sticks her tongue out the side.
He mumbled and grumbled, mostly to himself, as he finished healing. He looked good as new!
"Fine... I can't stay mad at you."
He looked at her. He saw a glint in her eyes.
"You're gonna do it again, aren't you? Son of a bitch."
"Fine... I can't stay mad at you."
He looked at her. He saw a glint in her eyes.
"You're gonna do it again, aren't you? Son of a bitch."
"You regenerate. It's fine. Everything's fiiiiiiine."
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Maybe baby~"
Sticks her tongue out the side.
Sticks her tongue out the side.
"Oh..."
"You had cake?"
"Why didn't you say so?!"
"You had cake?"
"Why didn't you say so?!"
Majima stood there, face half eaten, with his tongue flapping around before his entire face 'POPS' back into shape. He blunk, and looked over at Baph with his blood, bits of brain on her mouth.
"...Ya know, I've been through some strange shit. But I'll be damned if that doesn't take the cake."
"...Ya know, I've been through some strange shit. But I'll be damned if that doesn't take the cake."
Whoops
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Oh..."
"You had cake?"
"Why didn't you say so?!"
"You had cake?"
"Why didn't you say so?!"
"You regenerate. It's fine. Everything's fiiiiiiine."
"Like the chicken? Or the actual animal?"
His face had mostly finished reconstructing itself. Mostly. Bones were still snapping and popping into place.
"And if you were hungry, you could've just asked. I have food. Hell, I'd have let you take a chunk outta me! I'd just prefer you ask first."
His face had mostly finished reconstructing itself. Mostly. Bones were still snapping and popping into place.
"And if you were hungry, you could've just asked. I have food. Hell, I'd have let you take a chunk outta me! I'd just prefer you ask first."
"I was hungry, fuck off."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"You regenerate. It's fine. Everything's fiiiiiiine."
"I was hungry, fuck off."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
J stood there, his face half bitten off. He could already feel himself starting to heal. Muscles knitting back together, skin growing, bones crunching. It was only a matter of moments before he could speak again.
"Ouch. That hurt. Not cool, Baph. Not cool at all."
"Ouch. That hurt. Not cool, Baph. Not cool at all."
Whoops
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I was hungry, fuck off."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
Burps.
"By the way, you taste like buffalo."
"Ugh, that TV guy is so annoying.
Glad to be a hellborn who can just fuck off into the other rings, I can't be bothered with this."
Glad to be a hellborn who can just fuck off into the other rings, I can't be bothered with this."
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Ugh, that TV guy is so annoying.
Glad to be a hellborn who can just fuck off into the other rings, I can't be bothered with this."
Glad to be a hellborn who can just fuck off into the other rings, I can't be bothered with this."
Reposted by Baphomet
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖂𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓,𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘,
𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉
𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾
𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓
𝕺𝖋
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑
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𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉
𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾
𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓
𝕺𝖋
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑
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November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖂𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓,𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘,
𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉
𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾
𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓
𝕺𝖋
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑
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𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉
𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾
𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓
𝕺𝖋
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑
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"Heh, I knew it.
Good choice too."
She would've ended him if he did anything to that puppy.
Good choice too."
She would've ended him if he did anything to that puppy.
𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘺.. 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥- 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥, 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵.
"Okay then."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"Heh, I knew it.
Good choice too."
She would've ended him if he did anything to that puppy.
Good choice too."
She would've ended him if he did anything to that puppy.
"Okay then."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
"𝘈𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦? 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦! 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭! 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦!" 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘨𝘰.. "𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵!"
"Affectionate cruelty, Mr. Dangernoodle.
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Okay then."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
Suddenly holds a puppy.
"Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it.
Like true, pure evil would do."
"Affectionate cruelty, Mr. Dangernoodle.
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
"𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵..! 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴.. 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵- 𝘎𝘢𝘩!" 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘳𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘪𝘵. "𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘺, 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘺, 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺!"
"Baphomet."
Roughly ruffles his hair.
Roughly ruffles his hair.
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Affectionate cruelty, Mr. Dangernoodle.
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
And you would know all about cruelty, right?
What you did?
Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"
"Baphomet."
Roughly ruffles his hair.
Roughly ruffles his hair.
"..𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘨𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴𝘴.. 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢'𝘢𝘮!" 𝘈𝘸𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘴 𝘶𝘱.. "..𝘌𝘩𝘦.."
"I have those too.
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"Baphomet."
Roughly ruffles his hair.
Roughly ruffles his hair.
"I have those too.
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
"𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘴! 𝘚𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴! 𝘖𝘳 𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴.. 𝘞𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘧, 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘴?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"I have those too.
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
Why cut staff?
Free staff no less."
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February 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
💙 & ↺ ?
Slow, asynchronous blink
"Slaves can be willing?
Aren't those called SIMPS these days?"
"Slaves can be willing?
Aren't those called SIMPS these days?"
"𝘖𝘩! 𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵! 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦.." 𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦- 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. "..𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵-" 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴..
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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"Slaves can be willing?
Aren't those called SIMPS these days?"
"Slaves can be willing?
Aren't those called SIMPS these days?"
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
Puts on @greatessstpentious.bsky.social's hat.
"Look at me, I'm an Victorian boomer who loves to look out of windows to watch people go by like some old lonely fart."
"Look at me, I'm an Victorian boomer who loves to look out of windows to watch people go by like some old lonely fart."
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Puts on @greatessstpentious.bsky.social's hat.
"Look at me, I'm an Victorian boomer who loves to look out of windows to watch people go by like some old lonely fart."
"Look at me, I'm an Victorian boomer who loves to look out of windows to watch people go by like some old lonely fart."