Baphomet
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There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
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December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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♎️Libra, Creature of the Night ♎️
"What would you wager?"
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"What would you wager?"
(N)sfw Rp account
Parody
❤️ + 🔄 to make a deal with him?
#EldenRing #Lewd #NsfwRP
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
♎️Libra, Creature of the Night ♎️
"What would you wager?"
(N)sfw Rp account
Parody
❤️ + 🔄 to make a deal with him?
#EldenRing #Lewd #NsfwRP
"What would you wager?"
(N)sfw Rp account
Parody
❤️ + 🔄 to make a deal with him?
#EldenRing #Lewd #NsfwRP
"Was worth a shot.
Very well then, lead the way
...
Oh yeah, you never told me your name."
Very well then, lead the way
...
Oh yeah, you never told me your name."
"ahhh I see what you did there, let's see how dinner goes as it stands I'm not doing anything with soul so perchance!"
"Generous enough to give me your soul even?"
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Was worth a shot.
Very well then, lead the way
...
Oh yeah, you never told me your name."
Very well then, lead the way
...
Oh yeah, you never told me your name."
"Generous enough to give me your soul even?"
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Generous enough to give me your soul even?"
"Again, then it isn't a deal.
That's just you being generous.
Not that I'm complaining~"
An throaty chuckle escaped her.
That's just you being generous.
Not that I'm complaining~"
An throaty chuckle escaped her.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Again, then it isn't a deal.
That's just you being generous.
Not that I'm complaining~"
An throaty chuckle escaped her.
That's just you being generous.
Not that I'm complaining~"
An throaty chuckle escaped her.
"Are you certain?
This hardly qualifies as a deal since I already get something out of it.
To ask for something after already getting something is disproportionate.
With that being laid out tho, I ain't gonna decline."
This hardly qualifies as a deal since I already get something out of it.
To ask for something after already getting something is disproportionate.
With that being laid out tho, I ain't gonna decline."
"ahh understood that's why I asked! Well then I wish to go on a date with you, treat ya real nice the whole wine and dine experience, seems to me too many focus on what they want and not what YOU want!"
"If you should hit a limit, I will tell you.
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"Are you certain?
This hardly qualifies as a deal since I already get something out of it.
To ask for something after already getting something is disproportionate.
With that being laid out tho, I ain't gonna decline."
This hardly qualifies as a deal since I already get something out of it.
To ask for something after already getting something is disproportionate.
With that being laid out tho, I ain't gonna decline."
"If you should hit a limit, I will tell you.
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
"well...what're the limits to your wish granting capabilities? Because I have a particular one in mind and I don't want to get cursed for asking or punched"
"Alright then, what do you have in mind?"
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"If you should hit a limit, I will tell you.
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
The limits of our powers are...poorly defined."
"Oh, I will be in due time, but contracts come first.
The holidays are open season in that regard."
The holidays are open season in that regard."
"Merry Sinsmas to you too, Baph! I had no idea that was a thing before now, but still! I hope you're enjoying it, surrounded by the... ones you care about?"
J wasn't sure if that applied to her. He cared about her, but that wasn't the point. Did she care about anyone? Maybe the souls she owns?
J wasn't sure if that applied to her. He cared about her, but that wasn't the point. Did she care about anyone? Maybe the souls she owns?
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Oh, I will be in due time, but contracts come first.
The holidays are open season in that regard."
The holidays are open season in that regard."
"Alright then, what do you have in mind?"
"well...I'm not usually one to toil with the devil but curiousity is certainly getting the best of me now, I'll bite let's cut a deal~"
"Come and make a deal on #SeductiveSunday~"
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Alright then, what do you have in mind?"
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Throw yourself into a black hole.
Logic and the laws of nature and physics don't apply there.
The Ars Goetia can probably help you with that."
Logic and the laws of nature and physics don't apply there.
The Ars Goetia can probably help you with that."
He looked up at her, oddly offended.
"Do... do you really think I haven't tried? I've watched generations of my family grow old and die. I wander because people fear a man who doesn't age. I've jumped directly into a goddamn volcano before. Did you know you bounce off lava? Weirdest shit."
"Do... do you really think I haven't tried? I've watched generations of my family grow old and die. I wander because people fear a man who doesn't age. I've jumped directly into a goddamn volcano before. Did you know you bounce off lava? Weirdest shit."
"No problem, if I want your soul once and for all, I have my ways of making you find a solution to that problem for me."
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"Throw yourself into a black hole.
Logic and the laws of nature and physics don't apply there.
The Ars Goetia can probably help you with that."
Logic and the laws of nature and physics don't apply there.
The Ars Goetia can probably help you with that."
"No problem, if I want your soul once and for all, I have my ways of making you find a solution to that problem for me."
He grabbed the contract, reading over it as he spoke.
"I can't die. Or, more accurately, I can't stay dead. I always come back, just with a new scar."
He idly pulled his collar down, exposing a tapestry of scars.
"So if you think you can actually keep it? I'll gladly sign."
"I can't die. Or, more accurately, I can't stay dead. I always come back, just with a new scar."
He idly pulled his collar down, exposing a tapestry of scars.
"So if you think you can actually keep it? I'll gladly sign."
"Why would I want to-
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"No problem, if I want your soul once and for all, I have my ways of making you find a solution to that problem for me."
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Why would I want to-
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
"I was smart enough to summon you? You can use me as an excuse to avoid whatever boring paperwork I interrupted? If you can find it, you can take my soul?"
He shrugged.
"I don't know, dude. What do you want? I'm pretty open. I mean, I'm not killing any kids. That's about my only limit."
He shrugged.
"I don't know, dude. What do you want? I'm pretty open. I mean, I'm not killing any kids. That's about my only limit."
"Of course it does.
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"Why would I want to-
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
Why did you even...-
Okay, not unpacking that right now.
But what was that about your soul?"
A contract appeared out of thin air.
"Of course it does.
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
He coughed and cleared his throat. Glacing away to avoid her gaze.
"I don't remember where or when I got the book. It's definitely not... a not evil book. It's kinda bound in human flesh. But the description seemed to imply it'd summon a Succubus or Incubus! Not a Lord of Hell!"
"I don't remember where or when I got the book. It's definitely not... a not evil book. It's kinda bound in human flesh. But the description seemed to imply it'd summon a Succubus or Incubus! Not a Lord of Hell!"
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Of course it does.
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
It was written by someone who clearly had no clue and thus is now probably very, VERY dead.
As for that other stuff...
Why would I hang with you?
What's in it for me?
I don't do freebes!"
"...You know what...perfect excuse to not do all thst bureaucracy bullshit.
Who are you, what do you want and who exactly did you expect to summon with a sigil specifically meant to summon me?
I would LOVE to hear THAT traiwreck of a thought process!"
Who are you, what do you want and who exactly did you expect to summon with a sigil specifically meant to summon me?
I would LOVE to hear THAT traiwreck of a thought process!"
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"...You know what...perfect excuse to not do all thst bureaucracy bullshit.
Who are you, what do you want and who exactly did you expect to summon with a sigil specifically meant to summon me?
I would LOVE to hear THAT traiwreck of a thought process!"
Who are you, what do you want and who exactly did you expect to summon with a sigil specifically meant to summon me?
I would LOVE to hear THAT traiwreck of a thought process!"
Welp, given he used an pentagram for his summoning, the only demon viable to pop up did just that, holding a feather and an piece of paper.
He seemingly summoned Baphomet, one of hells many Lords.
"...only halfway done and have to deliver this in-"
Looking around.
"Wait, what the fuck?"
He seemingly summoned Baphomet, one of hells many Lords.
"...only halfway done and have to deliver this in-"
Looking around.
"Wait, what the fuck?"
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Welp, given he used an pentagram for his summoning, the only demon viable to pop up did just that, holding a feather and an piece of paper.
He seemingly summoned Baphomet, one of hells many Lords.
"...only halfway done and have to deliver this in-"
Looking around.
"Wait, what the fuck?"
He seemingly summoned Baphomet, one of hells many Lords.
"...only halfway done and have to deliver this in-"
Looking around.
"Wait, what the fuck?"
//My sense of time is so seriously fucked lol
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
//My sense of time is so seriously fucked lol
"If I'd get a nickel every time someone I end up making a contract with anyways says that..."
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"If I'd get a nickel every time someone I end up making a contract with anyways says that..."
"Darling, they don't call me the lord of secrets for nothing.
If you want knowledge, both normal and forbidden, then it will have you frothing at the mouth."
If you want knowledge, both normal and forbidden, then it will have you frothing at the mouth."
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Darling, they don't call me the lord of secrets for nothing.
If you want knowledge, both normal and forbidden, then it will have you frothing at the mouth."
If you want knowledge, both normal and forbidden, then it will have you frothing at the mouth."
"I don't offer you the world.
I offer you full access to my private library AND, by proxy, the gratefulness of all of humanity."
I offer you full access to my private library AND, by proxy, the gratefulness of all of humanity."
December 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"I don't offer you the world.
I offer you full access to my private library AND, by proxy, the gratefulness of all of humanity."
I offer you full access to my private library AND, by proxy, the gratefulness of all of humanity."
"Hmmm...don't feel like dealing out fun for free..."
"for fun! What's life without a little mano-a-mano competition? I wanna hear what ye can do."
"Why exactly do you want to even duel me?"
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Hmmm...don't feel like dealing out fun for free..."
"What about...your soul?"
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"What about...your soul?"
"Why exactly do you want to even duel me?"
"what, scared the audience won't like what ye have t' play~?"
"...riiiiiiiight."
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Why exactly do you want to even duel me?"