Jessica Higgins
@prettylittlezombie.bsky.social
Dog groomer, unicorn enthusiast, and almost always a little confused.
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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
She’s so pretty #leanansidhe #specialneedscat
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
She’s so pretty #leanansidhe #specialneedscat
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is all I care about now. #doggroomer #frenchbulldog
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is all I care about now. #doggroomer #frenchbulldog
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dang y’all, they may be on to something. I took Tylenol while pregnant, and my kid does have #autism! The fact that I have a drawer full of special forks in the kitchen that only I can use and can’t eat without, and I’ll throw up if fabric touches my feet is totally unrelated! #donttouchmyforks
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dang y’all, they may be on to something. I took Tylenol while pregnant, and my kid does have #autism! The fact that I have a drawer full of special forks in the kitchen that only I can use and can’t eat without, and I’ll throw up if fabric touches my feet is totally unrelated! #donttouchmyforks
It is forbidden to touch the beans. #leanansidhe #cat #specialneedscat #threelegsandcommitingfelonies
September 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It is forbidden to touch the beans. #leanansidhe #cat #specialneedscat #threelegsandcommitingfelonies
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I still have no idea how this works. Is it like the tweeter? Do I holler out my weird thoughts into the void? I’ve got some. Like if you start out a recipe by telling me it’s a quick easy weeknight meal and then the first step is “proof yeast” that should be punishable with jail time. #microwaveonly
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I still have no idea how this works. Is it like the tweeter? Do I holler out my weird thoughts into the void? I’ve got some. Like if you start out a recipe by telling me it’s a quick easy weeknight meal and then the first step is “proof yeast” that should be punishable with jail time. #microwaveonly
I angered her by *checks notes* climbing into my own bed. That I own. #girlyouwannapayabillorsomething #cat
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I angered her by *checks notes* climbing into my own bed. That I own. #girlyouwannapayabillorsomething #cat
September 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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