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pretentiouswriter.bsky.social
@pretentiouswriter.bsky.social
Writer, Ph.D. candidate, undercover goth, cat staff. ADHD crafter. Why go outside when god gave us air conditioning?
Opinions are my own.
June in Florida is awful, so Tally is having Pride in March! ✨Come out✨ to Cascades Park this Saturday and support queerdom (while we still can)!! 🌈🦄💎💖
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Email from FSU VP this morning—keep working, even though you might not get paid! And no word of what they're doing about it.
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
FUCK TRUMP
February 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trying to photograph jewelry and my lightbox got taken over by a floof.
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When you're in the middle of a zoom meeting and your cat knocks a bunch of shit off the counter and into your lap.
January 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
First attempt at making a stuffed toy. The woman who sat with me during my TMS treatments has a dog named "Caboose," so I made a little thank you gift for her. It's a little wonky, but I'm pretty happy with it.
January 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Finally watching The Penguin, and there's a pretty cool nod to The Yellow Wallpaper.
January 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Best part of snow week: snuggly little kitties leaching your body heat while purring so hard they drool a little.
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's SNOWING?! In MY fucking yard?! 🤬☠️❄️
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We will REBUILD!!!
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Snow! Well...more like sleet, but the first time it's snowed in Tallahassee since I moved here in 2019.
January 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When your friend paints watercolor portraits of your boys for Christmas gifts and absolutely NAILS it
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Planning my memoir, which I prefer to do long-hand. These little guys DEMANDED I add them to my cart. Sometimes impulse buys are worth it:
January 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My friend left out a measuring cup with some flour in it and now his foster kitten is taking the hobbits to Isengard:
December 24, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Mid-yawn beans! 🫘
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Hippity hoppity life's an atrocity. What should I turn this into? An ornament? Clothing patch? Something else? 🐸🪡🧵
#embroidery #frogart #craftlife #frog #stumpwork #stumpworkembroidery
November 17, 2024 at 5:09 AM