@pretentiouswriter.bsky.social
Writer, Ph.D. candidate, undercover goth, cat staff. ADHD crafter. Why go outside when god gave us air conditioning?
Opinions are my own.
Opinions are my own.
Just had a student tell me her food stamps got cut this week. Fuck you, Trump, fuck you, GOP, fuck you, everyone who voted for them.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just had a student tell me her food stamps got cut this week. Fuck you, Trump, fuck you, GOP, fuck you, everyone who voted for them.
All major conferences need a foot massage station.
March 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
All major conferences need a foot massage station.
Flight attendant announcement: "Delta is on a mission to bring free wifi to every flight in America! That being said, there is no free wifi on this flight, but it is available for purchase..."
Way to go, #delta
Way to go, #delta
March 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Flight attendant announcement: "Delta is on a mission to bring free wifi to every flight in America! That being said, there is no free wifi on this flight, but it is available for purchase..."
Way to go, #delta
Way to go, #delta
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
FSU is scrubbing their websites of anything done by women, the queer community, or people of color.
These people are fucking cowards, and proof you cannot change the system from within.
These people are fucking cowards, and proof you cannot change the system from within.
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
FSU is scrubbing their websites of anything done by women, the queer community, or people of color.
These people are fucking cowards, and proof you cannot change the system from within.
These people are fucking cowards, and proof you cannot change the system from within.
Getting harder and harder to tell if my random bouts of rage are caused by low blood sugar, Adderall crash, or just general righteous indignation at the current political hellscape.
March 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Getting harder and harder to tell if my random bouts of rage are caused by low blood sugar, Adderall crash, or just general righteous indignation at the current political hellscape.
June in Florida is awful, so Tally is having Pride in March! ✨Come out✨ to Cascades Park this Saturday and support queerdom (while we still can)!! 🌈🦄💎💖
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
June in Florida is awful, so Tally is having Pride in March! ✨Come out✨ to Cascades Park this Saturday and support queerdom (while we still can)!! 🌈🦄💎💖
Girl in Target runs up to a dress, then recoils and makes an "ugh" sound. Her friend: "What was the front like?"
Girl: "just...not..successful."
Girl: "just...not..successful."
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Girl in Target runs up to a dress, then recoils and makes an "ugh" sound. Her friend: "What was the front like?"
Girl: "just...not..successful."
Girl: "just...not..successful."
Sick of emails where you have to go to their website and log in to see "iMpOrTaNt InFoRmAtIoN" about your account. Bitch just include that in the damn email!
February 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sick of emails where you have to go to their website and log in to see "iMpOrTaNt InFoRmAtIoN" about your account. Bitch just include that in the damn email!
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In December my cat's meds were less than $4. Today they were $11. It's gonna be a mean 4 years...
#arewegreatyet
#arewegreatyet
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In December my cat's meds were less than $4. Today they were $11. It's gonna be a mean 4 years...
#arewegreatyet
#arewegreatyet
In Michael's and a screaming toddler stopped, mid-meltdown, to stare me dead in the eyes and grumble "go away," and, honestly, I get it.
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In Michael's and a screaming toddler stopped, mid-meltdown, to stare me dead in the eyes and grumble "go away," and, honestly, I get it.
Email from FSU VP this morning—keep working, even though you might not get paid! And no word of what they're doing about it.
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Email from FSU VP this morning—keep working, even though you might not get paid! And no word of what they're doing about it.
FUCK TRUMP
February 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
FUCK TRUMP
Be careful out there today. #50501
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Be careful out there today. #50501
"What he said was always the same, expressed in the same words. The longer one listened to him, the more obvious it became that his inability to speak was closely connected with an inability to think, namely, to think from the standpoint of somebody else.
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"What he said was always the same, expressed in the same words. The longer one listened to him, the more obvious it became that his inability to speak was closely connected with an inability to think, namely, to think from the standpoint of somebody else.
Trying to photograph jewelry and my lightbox got taken over by a floof.
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trying to photograph jewelry and my lightbox got taken over by a floof.
When you're in the middle of a zoom meeting and your cat knocks a bunch of shit off the counter and into your lap.
January 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When you're in the middle of a zoom meeting and your cat knocks a bunch of shit off the counter and into your lap.
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That's why we should do some of it from home #shutdown315
January 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That's why we should do some of it from home #shutdown315
ICE spotted in Tally around Gaines St and the Walmart on Tennessee. Stay safe, don't trust cops.
January 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ICE spotted in Tally around Gaines St and the Walmart on Tennessee. Stay safe, don't trust cops.
First attempt at making a stuffed toy. The woman who sat with me during my TMS treatments has a dog named "Caboose," so I made a little thank you gift for her. It's a little wonky, but I'm pretty happy with it.
January 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First attempt at making a stuffed toy. The woman who sat with me during my TMS treatments has a dog named "Caboose," so I made a little thank you gift for her. It's a little wonky, but I'm pretty happy with it.
Finally watching The Penguin, and there's a pretty cool nod to The Yellow Wallpaper.
January 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Finally watching The Penguin, and there's a pretty cool nod to The Yellow Wallpaper.
Best part of snow week: snuggly little kitties leaching your body heat while purring so hard they drool a little.
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Best part of snow week: snuggly little kitties leaching your body heat while purring so hard they drool a little.
Apparently some students threw some snowballs at cops, and the police retaliated by shooting them with tear gas and non-lethal rounds. #tallahassee
January 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Apparently some students threw some snowballs at cops, and the police retaliated by shooting them with tear gas and non-lethal rounds. #tallahassee
It's SNOWING?! In MY fucking yard?! 🤬☠️❄️
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's SNOWING?! In MY fucking yard?! 🤬☠️❄️