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*Chappell Roan voice*
“I’m gonna have some coffee at the Pink Pig Cafe
I’m gonna have some coffee in this West Norman ‘hood,
I’m gonna have some coffee at the Pink Pig Cafe, Pink Pig Cafe.”
December 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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My husband and I went to a dog adoption event yesterday to hang out with our older son and his girlfriend, who were volunteering there. We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT.

Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶
November 24, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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i’m an album girly
playlists are cool
but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Really excited to listen to the new Kendrick album.

I’m waiting until I have the space and attention to listen to it all the way through uninterrupted, and give it the respect it deserves. Hopefully tomorrow
November 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Scam PSA:

Heads up folks, there are now bots on here who will make clone accounts and dm you asking for donations if you offer support to real people. New platform means you are less likely to have dm history with someone so even if you think you know them, just be extra observant.
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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I refuse to experience imposter syndrome ever again when we live in a world where RFK Jr. and Matt Gaetz can get these cabinet nominations
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math'
Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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Because 73+ million of us are gonna have lots of use for this:
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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America deserved Vice President Tim Walz.
November 15, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Guess we shouldn't be too surprised that this guy... chose this guy.
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."

That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.

There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Take comfort that someone somewhere will be keeping a quiet pockebook of all the criming that’s going to get crimed over the next four years. And one day, in the distant future, it’s going to catch up with them.
November 14, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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There's absolutely infernal mayhem on former Twitter right now, even by the "X" standards.
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Good morning
November 14, 2024 at 10:55 AM