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I'm just as disappointed as you.
Imagine being 36 and your music is now the "oldies" time is moving faster than it used to.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Imagine thinking the most popular kind of music is for the lowest common denom.

Dude is nuts
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This whole exchange is giving elementary school playground
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wanna teach me chinese?
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'd say satellite radio would be better than broadcast for finding new sounds. Although I listen to broadcast more when I commute.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ooooh Brunty brunchy anyone?
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is too funny😂😂😂
September 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Turkey tacos on the Nile FTW
August 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I think the thing I miss the most about hand drawn cartoons and comics are the uneven lines that change from frame to frame. True hand painted perfection
August 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I forgot about good ol uncle Jack...
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I could write that book lol. A favorite tip of mine is a tweak in vocabulary. Instead of "I told you so" I stick with an empathetically toned "I was afraid of this."
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Her trying so hard to not look absolutely disgusted in the public view. Thank you, @kamalaharris.com , for all that you tried and accomplished to better our world. I'm proud of you.
August 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Absolutely. The Heritage Foundation was responsible for a lot of Obama era policy as well. They've been dick stirring the political pot for eons
July 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The heritage foundation. This is Project 2025
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
How do we demand a town hall?
July 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hi! Me again,

I'd like to submit a joke as an updated reply...

*clears throat*

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PERSON WHO COMPLAINED THEIR SURGERY WAS PERFORMED BY A CHEF!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I love the illustration of that model. It's like "no those aren't bags under my eyes... it's where I carry my dictionaries"😂😂😂

Also how our moral "compass" is literally the north pole of our body
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You forgot the step where you get a peace prize nomination from Isreal
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Perfect summary of that Paul Tyson tickle fight on netlix
July 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Check this out
June 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM