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I'm just as disappointed as you.
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Keep your head up my guy. Wherever you are. Work simply doesn't function the way it should. And the governors lobster mac that he loves to get won't be the same.
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keep your head up my guy. Wherever you are. Work simply doesn't function the way it should. And the governors lobster mac that he loves to get won't be the same.
Ima be honest... I'm on X and WhatsApp more than here. Digging into Telegram more too
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ima be honest... I'm on X and WhatsApp more than here. Digging into Telegram more too
Fun fact of the day: in African scamming communities, like Black Axe, their victims are called "a Maga" or "a fool"
July 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fun fact of the day: in African scamming communities, like Black Axe, their victims are called "a Maga" or "a fool"
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It isn't. Isaac has said as much.
June 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It isn't. Isaac has said as much.
Maga is so worried about a false flag that a false dawn never occurred to them.
June 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maga is so worried about a false flag that a false dawn never occurred to them.
Whenever you feel too lazy to shower, just remember that B.O. is really the farts of sweat eating bacteria. You are, literally, a walking fart cloud.
#wierdfacts
#wierdfacts
May 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Whenever you feel too lazy to shower, just remember that B.O. is really the farts of sweat eating bacteria. You are, literally, a walking fart cloud.
#wierdfacts
#wierdfacts
@waltongogginsdaily.bsky.social has the smoothest legs I've seen since Phelps on race day.
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@waltongogginsdaily.bsky.social has the smoothest legs I've seen since Phelps on race day.
Some of Donald's people look eerily similar to convicts...
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Some of Donald's people look eerily similar to convicts...
I find it interesting that since 9.11, Palestinians and all other Muslims have quietly faced hate and discrimination and no1 cared. Jews experienced it for some months and the gov. Wants Colombia uni. to pay $400,000,000.
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I find it interesting that since 9.11, Palestinians and all other Muslims have quietly faced hate and discrimination and no1 cared. Jews experienced it for some months and the gov. Wants Colombia uni. to pay $400,000,000.
Believing Donald will fix waste, fraud, and abuse is like believing an active opiate addict will accurately inventory pain management medication. Can it be done? Possibly. But until then you will look stupid.
February 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Believing Donald will fix waste, fraud, and abuse is like believing an active opiate addict will accurately inventory pain management medication. Can it be done? Possibly. But until then you will look stupid.
🤔 I bet within the next couple of decades people will be able to stream TV and movies str8 n2 their dreams/heads. Clinical trials will go a little something like so: 🥴➡️😖➡️😫➡️😵💫🔜🤯🔁
February 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
🤔 I bet within the next couple of decades people will be able to stream TV and movies str8 n2 their dreams/heads. Clinical trials will go a little something like so: 🥴➡️😖➡️😫➡️😵💫🔜🤯🔁
The real reason Donald wants to get rid of the penny is because the powers that be told him no, he cannot be on it😂😂😂
February 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The real reason Donald wants to get rid of the penny is because the powers that be told him no, he cannot be on it😂😂😂
The news has changed. All the important things are scrolling on the bottom of the screen while the animated yearbook pics yell nonsense.
February 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The news has changed. All the important things are scrolling on the bottom of the screen while the animated yearbook pics yell nonsense.
@draftkingscasino.bsky.social should have a "How did I win this" link. I placed a bet and won money but don't understand how or what the stuff means lol
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@draftkingscasino.bsky.social should have a "How did I win this" link. I placed a bet and won money but don't understand how or what the stuff means lol
Aint it grand that old money vs. New money gave birth to old poverty vs. New poverty?
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Aint it grand that old money vs. New money gave birth to old poverty vs. New poverty?
By Groks definition, Elon Musk IS the deep state.
February 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
By Groks definition, Elon Musk IS the deep state.
Beware of my vicious top o' the food chain fur son. He's waiting for someone to trespass so he can take them down with his signature "rub my belly while I simultaneously growl at you".
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Beware of my vicious top o' the food chain fur son. He's waiting for someone to trespass so he can take them down with his signature "rub my belly while I simultaneously growl at you".
Donald Trump is not going to empower the middle class... He is gonna embolden the middle men though.
January 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Donald Trump is not going to empower the middle class... He is gonna embolden the middle men though.
I hope we can get to the bottom of this and I can continue to frequent your establishment. And that you create a @bsky.app account so you can see this. Even though it's on Twitter and in a company email.
With love,
A cold and broken me☹️🙁😟🥺😢😭
With love,
A cold and broken me☹️🙁😟🥺😢😭
December 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I hope we can get to the bottom of this and I can continue to frequent your establishment. And that you create a @bsky.app account so you can see this. Even though it's on Twitter and in a company email.
With love,
A cold and broken me☹️🙁😟🥺😢😭
With love,
A cold and broken me☹️🙁😟🥺😢😭
The only items that went in and out of my pocket was my phone so I could take pictures of things I wanted to show people/come back for (see attached.)
In conclusion I'm extremely sad that I lost my favorite place to shop, I am a member after all.
In conclusion I'm extremely sad that I lost my favorite place to shop, I am a member after all.
December 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
The only items that went in and out of my pocket was my phone so I could take pictures of things I wanted to show people/come back for (see attached.)
In conclusion I'm extremely sad that I lost my favorite place to shop, I am a member after all.
In conclusion I'm extremely sad that I lost my favorite place to shop, I am a member after all.
I was confused, saddened, and embarrassed considering the public spectecal. I emptied my pockets on the spot revealing that nothing had been taken to which he responded that I'd put the items back prior to them getting there. I ask you, in what world is that shoplifting?
December 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I was confused, saddened, and embarrassed considering the public spectecal. I emptied my pockets on the spot revealing that nothing had been taken to which he responded that I'd put the items back prior to them getting there. I ask you, in what world is that shoplifting?
Yes, I can be indecisive and tend to pick things up and then put it back a little later (I really wanted that drone for myself but I was there to buy presents) but at no point did I think that was an issue. Imagine my surprise and disbelief when two police officers approached me.
December 23, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Yes, I can be indecisive and tend to pick things up and then put it back a little later (I really wanted that drone for myself but I was there to buy presents) but at no point did I think that was an issue. Imagine my surprise and disbelief when two police officers approached me.