Not Your Press Secretary
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Totally Off the Record and Usually Off the Rails.
If Trump cuts off funding to blue states like California, then those states should withhold federal income tax collections. If they won’t give the money, then they shouldn’t collect it either.
July 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If Trump cuts off funding to blue states like California, then those states should withhold federal income tax collections. If they won’t give the money, then they shouldn’t collect it either.
Maybe we should talk about it in therapy together.
July 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Maybe we should talk about it in therapy together.
We’ll find him in the local airport bathroom before his term is up I’m sure.
July 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We’ll find him in the local airport bathroom before his term is up I’m sure.
2025 is a wild time to be in America
July 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
2025 is a wild time to be in America
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Much of the new allocation from the tax and spending bill — larger than detention spending by the Obama, Biden and first Trump administrations combined — will go to private prison contractors tasked with doubling the nation’s capacity to lock up migrants.
ICE prepares detention blitz with historic $45 billion in funding
Much of the new allocation from Congress will go to private prison contractors tasked with doubling the nation’s capacity to lock up migrants.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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What are the chances the House passes (again) the Big, Pile of Shit Bill? 🗳️
July 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What are the chances the House passes (again) the Big, Pile of Shit Bill? 🗳️
When the pendulum swings back and the gavel hits the desk
July 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When the pendulum swings back and the gavel hits the desk
At this point, it’s “leave me alone” money 💰
Paramount has agreed to pay $16 million to settle Trump’s lawsuit over a “60 Minutes” interview with Kamala Harris.
Paramount to Pay $16 Million to Settle Trump Lawsuit Over ‘60 Minutes’ Interview
The settlement will go to Trump’s future presidential library and will also pay for legal fees.
on.wsj.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
At this point, it’s “leave me alone” money 💰
The smell is old MUSK
July 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The smell is old MUSK
Cus you know, no one can get around those to look at porn 😆
BREAKING: Supreme Court upholds state age verification law.
Thomas for the majority:
"The power to require age verification is within a State’s authority to prevent children from accessing sexually explicit content. H. B. 1181 is a constitutionally permissible exercise of that authority."
Thomas for the majority:
"The power to require age verification is within a State’s authority to prevent children from accessing sexually explicit content. H. B. 1181 is a constitutionally permissible exercise of that authority."
June 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cus you know, no one can get around those to look at porn 😆
Watching the right flip out over someone trying to make the city buses free to ride is very entertaining
On Wednesday morning, the world’s epicenter of capitalism woke up to find it might soon have a socialist mayor.
Wall Street Panics Over Prospect of a Socialist Running New York City
Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani’s stunning primary win is rattling the financial industry that had backed Andrew Cuomo.
on.wsj.com
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Watching the right flip out over someone trying to make the city buses free to ride is very entertaining
Trump gonna be the DoorDash president. Give him a tip and the war delivered to your front door…or left on the side of the road 🤷
Iran fired a missile barrage against the largest U.S. military base in the Middle East after giving “early notice” of the attack, according to President Trump.
Trump Says Iran Gave ‘Early Notice’ of Missile Attack, Seeking to De-Escalate Conflict
The barrage was intercepted without casualties, potentially allowing Iran to save face while avoiding further retaliation from Washington.
on.wsj.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Trump gonna be the DoorDash president. Give him a tip and the war delivered to your front door…or left on the side of the road 🤷
West Coast Best Coast
A heat wave will intensify along the East Coast this week as tropical humidity levels and 100-degree temperatures reach big cities from Boston to Washington.
See how much you’ll be affected: wapo.st/43XHy2g
See how much you’ll be affected: wapo.st/43XHy2g
June 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
West Coast Best Coast
That’s like having a poll question of “should a person who commits animal abuse be imprisoned?” and show insanely high approval numbers
Im glad I get to experience the slopaganda from 2003 again
June 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
That’s like having a poll question of “should a person who commits animal abuse be imprisoned?” and show insanely high approval numbers
And wait until they upsell you on the “meal deal” money steal 🥪
One thing I'll get mad about is an overpriced sandwich. Get out of here with your $16 sandwich
June 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And wait until they upsell you on the “meal deal” money steal 🥪
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June 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Trump 2024: I will bring peace to all wars day one. No more wars for America.
Trump 5 months in: War with Iran. War in Gaza raging. War in Ukraine raging.
Art of the Deal! 💰
Trump 5 months in: War with Iran. War in Gaza raging. War in Ukraine raging.
Art of the Deal! 💰
Trump said Iran's nuclear sites were "completely and totally obliterated" in an address to the nation.
U.S. Bombs Iran Live Updates: Trump to Make National Address; Says America Has Struck Three Nuclear Sites
President adds three nuclear sites in Iran were attacked
on.wsj.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump 2024: I will bring peace to all wars day one. No more wars for America.
Trump 5 months in: War with Iran. War in Gaza raging. War in Ukraine raging.
Art of the Deal! 💰
Trump 5 months in: War with Iran. War in Gaza raging. War in Ukraine raging.
Art of the Deal! 💰
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Mahmoud Khalil has been released from federal immigration detention after 104 days in custody.
June 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mahmoud Khalil has been released from federal immigration detention after 104 days in custody.
Trump: US has “too many non-working holidays”
Same Trump: Heading to the golf club for the 40th time this year.
Same Trump: Heading to the golf club for the 40th time this year.
June 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Trump: US has “too many non-working holidays”
Same Trump: Heading to the golf club for the 40th time this year.
Same Trump: Heading to the golf club for the 40th time this year.
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The artists responsible for last year's poop statue appear to have struck again. This time with a work called “Dictator Approved,” an 8-foot-tall sculpture showing a gold-painted hand with a thumbs-up quashing the sea foam green crown of the Statute of Liberty on the National Mall.
Eight-foot-tall ‘Dictator Approved’ sculpture appears on National Mall
Did the mystery poop artist strike again? Signs point to yes.
wapo.st
June 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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“I suggest new leadership is needed”
June 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“I suggest new leadership is needed”
Supreme Court during Biden years: President had too much power. Limit it.
Supreme Court during Trump years: He can do what he wants, he’s the president.
Supreme Court during Trump years: He can do what he wants, he’s the president.
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Supreme Court during Biden years: President had too much power. Limit it.
Supreme Court during Trump years: He can do what he wants, he’s the president.
Supreme Court during Trump years: He can do what he wants, he’s the president.
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Alaska's historic heat advisory is a serious warning for a state where most people don’t have the coping mechanisms taken for granted elsewhere—shaded porches, central air, even knowing the signs of heatstroke.
From ice to inferno: Alaska issues historic heat advisory
The state is warming more than twice as fast as the global average.
www.motherjones.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Congress in 2025: “That’s not my purse! I don’t know you!”
Note to Congress: YOu have the power of the purse. If you don't want US to enter a war against Iran don't fund it.
June 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Congress in 2025: “That’s not my purse! I don’t know you!”
Seriously, it’s coming fast!
June 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Seriously, it’s coming fast!