peeing at work urinal w/ pants around ankles
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Changing the world one post at a time.
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I was published in The Guardian. I’ve been working on this for years.
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was published in The Guardian. I’ve been working on this for years.
Is it possible to feel bad for a bank?
April 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is it possible to feel bad for a bank?
Oh god. I would hate to see what America looks like if it was ruled by rich people. That would be scary.
January 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Oh god. I would hate to see what America looks like if it was ruled by rich people. That would be scary.
You know exactly where you can throws these charges.
September 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
You know exactly where you can throws these charges.
Me the day before the twin towers were attacked and life was good:
August 30, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Me the day before the twin towers were attacked and life was good:
Bizarre traditions in Germany.
August 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Bizarre traditions in Germany.
Trying to figure out how porn works.
August 1, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Trying to figure out how porn works.
99% of the time the olympics suck to watch anyway but surely this guy shouldn’t be representing his country.
July 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
99% of the time the olympics suck to watch anyway but surely this guy shouldn’t be representing his country.
We love our algorithms
July 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
We love our algorithms
I’ve been waiting a long time for this
June 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I’ve been waiting a long time for this
I had to cancel gamepass to save some money.
March 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I had to cancel gamepass to save some money.
“Sir, we asked it what is 2+2 and it said 22. That’s pretty fucking close.”
November 23, 2023 at 6:34 PM
“Sir, we asked it what is 2+2 and it said 22. That’s pretty fucking close.”
WikiHow hall of fame entry
November 23, 2023 at 8:34 AM
WikiHow hall of fame entry
Before abusing your infirm parents we will light some cinnamon incense.
November 1, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Before abusing your infirm parents we will light some cinnamon incense.
Well if the Adidas brand says so. Now to grab my coffee and read about the history of Adidas on Wikipedia
September 20, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Well if the Adidas brand says so. Now to grab my coffee and read about the history of Adidas on Wikipedia