PresentTense
@presenttense.bsky.social
Husband and father. Elder millennial. Foodie and gin enthusiast. Critter, Jedi, Pokémon trainer, AFOL, LLama. DMs closed by the state. He/him.
Speaking of cats, I’m reading Starter Villain right now, and I just reached chapter 3. Both Gandalf here and I appreciate the shoutout. (Although my 6-year-old K-pop Demon Hunters fan likes your cat’s name more.)
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Speaking of cats, I’m reading Starter Villain right now, and I just reached chapter 3. Both Gandalf here and I appreciate the shoutout. (Although my 6-year-old K-pop Demon Hunters fan likes your cat’s name more.)
My solution is IKEA under-bed storage, but I plan to move in a couple of years; when I do, I will disassemble them and place each set in its own zip-top bag.
August 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My solution is IKEA under-bed storage, but I plan to move in a couple of years; when I do, I will disassemble them and place each set in its own zip-top bag.
When my wife painted our cats’ ceramic water bowl, she realized too late that the bubbles were going the wrong direction. Her attempt to add more prominent mouths on the correct side gave us a happy school of eyebrow fish.
July 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When my wife painted our cats’ ceramic water bowl, she realized too late that the bubbles were going the wrong direction. Her attempt to add more prominent mouths on the correct side gave us a happy school of eyebrow fish.
This recent one I saw was a great example. How many times does a phrase along the lines of “Maui from the movie Moana is 7 feet 6 inches tall” appear online?
June 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This recent one I saw was a great example. How many times does a phrase along the lines of “Maui from the movie Moana is 7 feet 6 inches tall” appear online?
Pawdrick does his best to blend into his giant fluffy bed.
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pawdrick does his best to blend into his giant fluffy bed.
In before the Trump tariffs!
April 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In before the Trump tariffs!
He got Trump’s endorsement immediately, so probably no one on the Republican side.
Amy Acton was Ohio’s Dept. of Health director at the start of COVID and was a household name at the time. She has declared her candidacy, but Brown and Ryan are also in the mix, including in this hypothetical poll.
Amy Acton was Ohio’s Dept. of Health director at the start of COVID and was a household name at the time. She has declared her candidacy, but Brown and Ryan are also in the mix, including in this hypothetical poll.
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He got Trump’s endorsement immediately, so probably no one on the Republican side.
Amy Acton was Ohio’s Dept. of Health director at the start of COVID and was a household name at the time. She has declared her candidacy, but Brown and Ryan are also in the mix, including in this hypothetical poll.
Amy Acton was Ohio’s Dept. of Health director at the start of COVID and was a household name at the time. She has declared her candidacy, but Brown and Ryan are also in the mix, including in this hypothetical poll.
And Ohio has a special election to replace Vance! Our last two were within that margin.
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And Ohio has a special election to replace Vance! Our last two were within that margin.
