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Why are you, a man with very low approval ratings, still president?
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Friend mine in DC says it's illegal to use gas-powered landscaping equipment. That's as it should be.

I notice these guys are always wearing these safety ear muff things. They should pass those out to everyone
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Said you like to hear me talk. Told me not to stop.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It used to be a big scary ordeal, strapping a mattress to the roof of your pinto and driving down the highway. Made getting a new mattress prohibitively difficult. But now they can be delivered to your door with the click of a button! Just get that idiot Colin to carry it! Why not order one a week?
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That's true and that's the way to handle it. Genetic mutations are on the rise in the population and we don't know why. Keep it simple. But we met classic Beast in a different timeline so idk. I been wanting a proper Marvel X-Men since 1999 and they keep reheating these Fox leftovers. Frustrating.
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I also don't like the idea that they come from another dimension or alternate earth or whatever. The allegory doesn't work unless mutants are born here, with the same rights as any natural born citizen. Anything less makes them aliens and that helps justify why a society would "fear and hate" them.
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Tell me you've never been possessed by an alien symbiote without telling me you've never been possessed by an alien symbiote.
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Both are in order! I was like...

Quarterfinals? 🙂
Semifinals?? 😃
Finals??? 😕

But I wasn't even *that* upset about the finals because I had just found out I made the semifinals.

Not a bad way to do it, honestly.
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What a rollercoaster of emotion that 10 minutes was:

Quarterfinals? 😃
Semifinals?? 😃😃
Finals??? 😕

Still, I was so hyped about making the semifinals, I wasn't even *that* disappointed about the finals. Not a bad way to do it, tbh.

Great judges feedback, btw!
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM