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I've been querying SANTAMAN REGIFTED all morning and already got a ton of responses #scriptsky
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've been querying SANTAMAN REGIFTED all morning and already got a ton of responses #scriptsky
It's impressive what we, as a society, are willing to put up with from landscapers these days.
I thought the suburbs were supposed to be quiet, there's an ARMY of leaf blowers out there right now that are louder than a motorcycle gang. All this equipment, it's like a war on lawns, CALM DOWN
I thought the suburbs were supposed to be quiet, there's an ARMY of leaf blowers out there right now that are louder than a motorcycle gang. All this equipment, it's like a war on lawns, CALM DOWN
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's impressive what we, as a society, are willing to put up with from landscapers these days.
I thought the suburbs were supposed to be quiet, there's an ARMY of leaf blowers out there right now that are louder than a motorcycle gang. All this equipment, it's like a war on lawns, CALM DOWN
I thought the suburbs were supposed to be quiet, there's an ARMY of leaf blowers out there right now that are louder than a motorcycle gang. All this equipment, it's like a war on lawns, CALM DOWN
Feels weird to say but I think *this* Santa Claus screenplay will be my most mature work. #scriptsky
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Feels weird to say but I think *this* Santa Claus screenplay will be my most mature work. #scriptsky
You could tell me real apes are harmed in the making of these movies and I'd still support them. That's how good they are. #filmsky
youtu.be/XtFI7SNtVpY?...
youtu.be/XtFI7SNtVpY?...
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes | Official Trailer
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios
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November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You could tell me real apes are harmed in the making of these movies and I'd still support them. That's how good they are. #filmsky
youtu.be/XtFI7SNtVpY?...
youtu.be/XtFI7SNtVpY?...
Bad enough Twitter shoves unsolicited, far-right rage-bait into my feed, but now Bluesky seems to be spotlighting aggressively-masterbating furries. I almost don't know which is worse.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bad enough Twitter shoves unsolicited, far-right rage-bait into my feed, but now Bluesky seems to be spotlighting aggressively-masterbating furries. I almost don't know which is worse.
Me at work today.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me at work today.
One thing working at fedex is taught me is that we've made it way too easy for people to buy a new mattress in this country.
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One thing working at fedex is taught me is that we've made it way too easy for people to buy a new mattress in this country.
There's no excuse for a bar not to have a bathroom mirror.
October 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There's no excuse for a bar not to have a bathroom mirror.
I've said and done some pretty ugly things to get out of going to Home Depot.
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I've said and done some pretty ugly things to get out of going to Home Depot.
It's funny because I sit in a coffee shop, working on a script, looking like a tortured artist. Curled up in a corner with a black coffee, tearing my hair out like I'm Edgar Allan Poe or something.
But if you read over my shoulder it'll say like "And then Santa Claus says to Rudolf..."
#scriptsky
But if you read over my shoulder it'll say like "And then Santa Claus says to Rudolf..."
#scriptsky
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's funny because I sit in a coffee shop, working on a script, looking like a tortured artist. Curled up in a corner with a black coffee, tearing my hair out like I'm Edgar Allan Poe or something.
But if you read over my shoulder it'll say like "And then Santa Claus says to Rudolf..."
#scriptsky
But if you read over my shoulder it'll say like "And then Santa Claus says to Rudolf..."
#scriptsky
Happy Birthday, George Wendt! Born this day in 1948. Pour one out for Norm 🥂 #rip #Norm #cheers #scriptsky #stuntlist #georgewendt
www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...
www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...
MAYDAY MALONE — The Stunt List
This prequel to the vintage TV sitcom CHEERS centers on the hard-partying life of Boston Red Sox relief pitcher Sam 'Mayday' Malone before he bought his iconic bar. See Mayday in his heyday!
www.officialstuntlist.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Birthday, George Wendt! Born this day in 1948. Pour one out for Norm 🥂 #rip #Norm #cheers #scriptsky #stuntlist #georgewendt
www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...
www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...
Proud to be a semifinalist in the #pageawards 😃 Congrats to the winners! #scriptsky
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Proud to be a semifinalist in the #pageawards 😃 Congrats to the winners! #scriptsky
I'm annoyed that the Fox X-Men universe isn't dead. How many found farewells do we need for this mid franchise? I'm sorry but once you've played a moist-eyed montage of BTS footage over Green Day's "The Time of Your Life," it's officially OVER!! #MCU #filmsky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50B...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50B...
October 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm annoyed that the Fox X-Men universe isn't dead. How many found farewells do we need for this mid franchise? I'm sorry but once you've played a moist-eyed montage of BTS footage over Green Day's "The Time of Your Life," it's officially OVER!! #MCU #filmsky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50B...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50B...
I opened a money market account today like somekinda big shot
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I opened a money market account today like somekinda big shot
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In a stunning act of self sabotage, I apparently clicked "Do Not Contact" after entering the #pageawards back in 2010. Flash forward 15 years and I had no idea SANTAMAN REGIFTED made it to the semifinals until it failed to make the finals. Got months worth of joy and pain in one dose. 🙃 #scriptsky
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In a stunning act of self sabotage, I apparently clicked "Do Not Contact" after entering the #pageawards back in 2010. Flash forward 15 years and I had no idea SANTAMAN REGIFTED made it to the semifinals until it failed to make the finals. Got months worth of joy and pain in one dose. 🙃 #scriptsky
A friend pitching me his "great" movie idea...
FRIEND: This script will write itself!!
ME: It's gonna have to.
#scriptsky
FRIEND: This script will write itself!!
ME: It's gonna have to.
#scriptsky
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A friend pitching me his "great" movie idea...
FRIEND: This script will write itself!!
ME: It's gonna have to.
#scriptsky
FRIEND: This script will write itself!!
ME: It's gonna have to.
#scriptsky
I'm proud to be featured on this year's Stunt List. And #TheStuntList should be proud to be featured in this week's #Cracked article. Congrats @ashlazer.bsky.social 🥂
www.cracked.com/amp/article_...
#filmsky #scriptsky #TheNakedGun
www.cracked.com/amp/article_...
#filmsky #scriptsky #TheNakedGun
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm proud to be featured on this year's Stunt List. And #TheStuntList should be proud to be featured in this week's #Cracked article. Congrats @ashlazer.bsky.social 🥂
www.cracked.com/amp/article_...
#filmsky #scriptsky #TheNakedGun
www.cracked.com/amp/article_...
#filmsky #scriptsky #TheNakedGun
Just read HOWARD THE DUCK on the Stunt List 2025 and I recommend you all do the same. As a fan of the OG movie and the MCU, I loved it. Nice work @kirksays.bsky.social
#scriptsky
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#scriptsky
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
HOWARD THE DUCK — The Stunt List
After a curmudgeonly duck from another dimension crash-lands on Earth, his only hope of returning home lies with a well-meaning but clearly mad scientist.
www.officialstuntlist.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just read HOWARD THE DUCK on the Stunt List 2025 and I recommend you all do the same. As a fan of the OG movie and the MCU, I loved it. Nice work @kirksays.bsky.social
#scriptsky
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#scriptsky
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
For Norm and Cliff, life is a spectator sport.
#screenwriting #scriptsky #cheers
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#screenwriting #scriptsky #cheers
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
September 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
For Norm and Cliff, life is a spectator sport.
#screenwriting #scriptsky #cheers
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#screenwriting #scriptsky #cheers
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
Wouldn't you like to get away? Take a break from all your worries and check out MAYDAY MALONE on the 2025 Stunt List!
#SOMETIMESYOUWANNAGO
#Georgewendt (RIP) #Cheers
#scriptsky
officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#SOMETIMESYOUWANNAGO
#Georgewendt (RIP) #Cheers
#scriptsky
officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
September 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wouldn't you like to get away? Take a break from all your worries and check out MAYDAY MALONE on the 2025 Stunt List!
#SOMETIMESYOUWANNAGO
#Georgewendt (RIP) #Cheers
#scriptsky
officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
#SOMETIMESYOUWANNAGO
#Georgewendt (RIP) #Cheers
#scriptsky
officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
Very cool Stunt List this year featuring some very big gets. (Harry's All Night Hamburgers is one of my favorite screenplays ever!) Congrats to all involved and special thanks to the rad king Ash Lazer for including me in all the mad radness. 🥂
officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Very cool Stunt List this year featuring some very big gets. (Harry's All Night Hamburgers is one of my favorite screenplays ever!) Congrats to all involved and special thanks to the rad king Ash Lazer for including me in all the mad radness. 🥂
officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
Is Godfather 2 the one where he has to fight 3 villains with the same powers as Godfather?
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is Godfather 2 the one where he has to fight 3 villains with the same powers as Godfather?
My girlfriend eats like a bird. Like a bird a day. Two at the most.
August 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My girlfriend eats like a bird. Like a bird a day. Two at the most.
Sometimes I enjoy training new hires at #fedex
"Have you ever worked in any kind of sweaty industrial capitalist hellscape before?"
"Yeah, I used to work at Amazon."
"Perfect!"
"Have you ever worked in any kind of sweaty industrial capitalist hellscape before?"
"Yeah, I used to work at Amazon."
"Perfect!"
August 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sometimes I enjoy training new hires at #fedex
"Have you ever worked in any kind of sweaty industrial capitalist hellscape before?"
"Yeah, I used to work at Amazon."
"Perfect!"
"Have you ever worked in any kind of sweaty industrial capitalist hellscape before?"
"Yeah, I used to work at Amazon."
"Perfect!"