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PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈

Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸‍♀️
You’ve got this!!

Two things that helped me were using an unscented hand soap at home until the bumps went away, and using an unscented lotion each time I washed my hands. It was annoying to buy new products, but it ended up going away within about a month and I haven’t had flare ups since!
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I developed dyshidrotic eczema on my hands at my last job (a true hell on earth) in part because I had an allergy to something in their fancy but extremely drying hand soap and they weren’t open to changing the brand so I started bringing my own bar soap 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Y’all are so cute! And that is such a great sweater, Karis!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh you’re so right! It was in the “manly” soap area so my brain went immediately to weird man scents
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Finn, this is stunning! What beautiful craftsmanship!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Idk but they also airdropped one to me and I am not about it
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I fear the pizza was made of New York itself at that price
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Seconding this!! Also thank you for the reminder that I need to buy stamps, Sam!
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh! Of course. That makes so much sense. I’m not sure if I’ve bought anything from them in the past, but I have enough vinyl that it’s probably likely
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It was also a targeted ad for me! Today is the first day I’ve seen it and let me tell you, it took everything in me not to buy it immediately
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We think the world of you Carly!!! And whenever we do all end up old and saggy, we will still think the world of you and we will be old and saggy together 💜
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Given their track record maybe they deserved that judgement 👀
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thank you for consolidating all of this information, Josie! Please add me to the list whenever you post an updated version (no rush)
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I love usps but when they’re a thorn in my side they are an Everest-sized thorn
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So you what you’re telling me is I should buy my plane ticket now???
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Why must people insist on being irrational and rude and harmful to others??? Being kind and thoughtful is also an option!!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
AHA!!! I was right!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I hope they realize they are in the presence of greatness tomorrow and extend an offer!!! You are such an intelligent, empathetic person- they would be lucky to have you on their team!!! 💜🤞
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I do!
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM