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PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈

Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸‍♀️
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The discord server has been created! If you’d like to join, please DM me or comment here and I’ll send you the invite link!!

(Trying to avoid a bunch of random people from joining if I publicly post the link!)
Would anyone be interested in an accountability buddy for things like making art, crafting, or reading? Or even a discord group if there are enough of us? 🎨🧶📖
Hey so what the fuck is the deal with this scent name
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“You’re never going to think about breakfast the same way after you try these breakfast brownies!

Babes, you’ve literally just made a frittata???
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have just learned the Josie and the Pussycats (2001) soundtrack has been issued on gorgeous pink/violet vinyl with a bonus 7” with DuJour’s songs!!! Happy Friday!!!!!!!
Josie and The Pussycats - Music from the Motion Picture LP + 7-Inch
Mondo, in partnership with MegaRecords, is excited to present the greatest debut album by a band that technically doesn't actually exist. Josie and The Pussycats (Music from the Motion Picture) is...
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November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hello, I am putting my hat into the ring of sending people (potentially poorly crafted) handmade holiday cards. Please send me your address if you’d like one! ✨
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Bay Area today with our projected 1/4 inch of rain
a woman says let the rain fall down and wake my dreams in a video
Alt: a woman says let the rain fall down and wake my dreams in a video
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November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have on my calendar that there are free bagels at work this morning because I got an email on Monday telling me so. But now I cannot find that email and no one knows what I’m talking about so I am just living in my bagel fever dream, bagel-less
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Listening to Everybody Scream on vinyl for the first time and
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sometimes I really want to tell y’all something but then you’d be able to dox the hell out of me and I don’t want that, so just pretend you’re outraged on my behalf
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My !wife and I just made these superb rice crispy treats that have pretzels, peanuts, and semisweet chocolate mixed in. We swapped the prescribed toffee bits for butterscotch chips because it’s what we could find, and you know what? DELIGHTFUL!

Please enjoy the gift recipe pals 🎁
Loaded Rice Crispy Treats | America's Test Kitchen
While these treats are certainly delicious in their original incarnation, the potential for enticing mix-ins abounds.
www.americastestkitchen.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My bus was cancelled, but you know what? I’m gonna get myself a little breakfast burrito, a little seasonal coffee, I’m gonna go to the stream for the first time in a week, and then I’m gonna lock in and be anxious about writing my self-evaluation ✨🌈🤸‍♀️ just as a little treat 😌
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
First day back at work post-cat crisis and I am:

1) so anxious about leaving my cat
2) so tired of telling coworkers about what happened*
3) so tired of blueskii randos liking my post about her

*I appreciate their concern but recounting what we’ve been through is emotionally A LOT
a child is laying on the floor in front of a carousel .
Alt: a child is laying on the floor in front of a carousel .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
tw: animal illness

Since Saturday night I have been to the emergency vet with my cat thrice because she stopped eating. Yesterday was our first full day back at home and she ate all of her wet food from last night. I’m just so emotional about this now empty can of wet food. Anyway, here’s my girl.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Realized I am heading to the Mission and didn’t think to build in time to get pupusas and I truly cannot describe the level of disappointment I feel in myself rn
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
First time in my whole life that I’ve lived somewhere where I’ve gotten trick or treaters, and while there weren’t a ton, it was still heartwarming and so fun to hand out candy and gush over costumes 🖤✨🎃
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
EVERYBODY SCREAM IS OUT ✨
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Chat, last night I met someone who believes in earnest the upcoming Wuthering Heights movie will be great and I fear I am still irrationally vexed by this
a stuffed penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in a room .
Alt: a penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in a room with an angry expression on his face.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When someone asks how I’m spending my weekend
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I swear to god if this breaks HMJ chatter containment I’m gonna lose it, but WHY do we insist on perpetuating the social construct that is money? Money is fake!!!!!!!! It causes nothing but problems!!! Let me make you JAM in exchange for goods and services!!!
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feeling the dread & fury settling into my bones in a way that’s very unique to this point in time. I am afraid for the Bay Area, but we are a steadfast and resilient bunch and I am trying to hold onto that
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Divas, when the only thing holding you together is the promise of a good lunch and the lunch is disappointing? It’s time to go home and lay on the floor
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today’s the day I am presenting at my high school’s career fair and I am Nervous!!!! But the desire to influence teenagers to pursue librarianship, be kind humans, and not be too hard on themselves is winning!!!
kermit the frog is dancing in a room in front of a door .
Alt: kermit the frog is dancing in a room in front of a door .
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October 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I have had a migraine for what truly feels like almost 3 days now, but I need to finish sewing this skirt so I ✨GET✨ to do knife pleats at 9:45pm
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Happy Friday!!! I saw this beautiful flower on my walk to the bus this morning and I thought you would like it!
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
will be late to the stream because I am going to treat myself to an expensive bagel I cannot afford but I am nauseous and need carbs ✨
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
In the waiting room for an appointment with a doc I haven’t seen before, here to talk about shortness of breath, feeling anxious they’re going to say, “it’s just anxiety” (it’s not!!!) like they have before which is making my breathing worse
a woman sitting on a couch with a towel around her neck and the words life is great is n't it
Alt: a woman sitting on a couch with a towel around her neck and the words life is great is n't it
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October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM