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Pre-Alpha Man
@prealphaman.bsky.social
I occasionally use this site. NSFW DNI.

18 years old. Studying Translation and Interpreting in University.

Diagnosed Anxiety and Autism if it concerns you.
I forgot I had an account here. Hi gang.
July 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Do you guys think conservatives saw Chess and spouted some "Why is the King weak when the Queen strong, is this feminist propaganda?" type shit
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Me when I'm looking for my wife in a fuckass abandoned town
December 23, 2024 at 10:11 AM
December 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The new YonKaGor song got me feeling more hollow than ever yahoo!
December 7, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I swear humor is degrading day by day what's so funny about Chill Guy I don't get it
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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when we give any food to animals outside, Sandal seems to think it is indicative of deep, tragic, even dangerous naivete. he meows at me to tell me it is a bad idea.

i am neville chamberlain to this cat, foolishly proclaiming "peace in our time" with squirrels and birds who will surely destroy us
December 1, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Having a family that plays games is so refreshing I can say I'm playing online and they'll actually get it
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Why did she follow me. I don't support MAGA, leave me alone.
November 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Bobm
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'm so goddamn tired of Hawk Tuah jokes. Woah look, talentless woman that said ONE thing! Actually unique people should be popular.
November 25, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I'm continuously like "Okay I should watch this" and then I just don't watch said thing, how do I get over this send help
November 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
While I support LGBTQ+ I struggle to understand some of the more complex concepts, so I'm going to apologize in advance if I misunderstand something.
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I like how cats just slap stuff. Like, why is bro just pawing at a tree branch!
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all.
November 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, this is where I am mentally. You might not understand what it means, because I don't either. My mental state is an enigma!
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Trans people are pretty cool I think
November 21, 2024 at 3:41 PM
How does coffee energize someone I just feel like I'm drinking flavored water, I could get knocked the hell out without even trying after a cup of coffee.
November 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Dude these exams are easy as shit what
November 19, 2024 at 7:16 AM
We should bring back covering people in tar and feathers methinks
November 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Posting daily I guess. Exams tomorrow, I'm cooked fellas.
November 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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#shipwrecked64 i don't believe in ghosts or a goblin ghoul the only thing i believe in is myself

olive pumpkin
November 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
How do people come up with good stuff to post, I'm over here scratching my head on how to send something remotely humorous and people are posting the funniest stuff ever multiple times daily, gimme some of that funny!
November 16, 2024 at 7:43 PM