prattm
@prattm.bsky.social
Dad. Programmer. Aspiring piano player.
Dude slurping gas station menudo straight from the container on the public park bench 3 feet from me is a case study in galactic levels of not giving a shit about anyone else.
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dude slurping gas station menudo straight from the container on the public park bench 3 feet from me is a case study in galactic levels of not giving a shit about anyone else.
Victory *and* a signed game worn kit from the captain 🤩
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Victory *and* a signed game worn kit from the captain 🤩
On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again. #Rapids96
September 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again. #Rapids96
No chance this guy could find Boulder on a map.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No chance this guy could find Boulder on a map.
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COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we'd call it by name. It's authoritarianism.
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we'd call it by name. It's authoritarianism.
Onboarding at a large tech company this week and this has never felt so true
August 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Onboarding at a large tech company this week and this has never felt so true
Youth soccer tournament be a decent human challenge, difficulty level impossible
August 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Youth soccer tournament be a decent human challenge, difficulty level impossible
Ughh this dude is holding up our group 🙄🏌️♂️
July 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ughh this dude is holding up our group 🙄🏌️♂️
Summer day 3: kids are drafting their favorite Jaritos flavors from the variety pack. In a shocker Mexican cola goes #1 overall.
June 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Summer day 3: kids are drafting their favorite Jaritos flavors from the variety pack. In a shocker Mexican cola goes #1 overall.
Hey Siri show me the meaning of insanity
June 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey Siri show me the meaning of insanity
Me all summer to my kids
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a
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June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me all summer to my kids
babe wakeup new worthless error message just dropped
June 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
babe wakeup new worthless error message just dropped
I swear if Denver messes up this bid … new NWSL stadium and plenty of US stars from the state, should be a slam dunk.
The Mexican Football Federation confirms that Mexico will co-host the 2031 Women’s World Cup with the US. The 2031 tournament sees 48 teams participating for the first time in the women’s side 🇺🇸🇲🇽
May 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I swear if Denver messes up this bid … new NWSL stadium and plenty of US stars from the state, should be a slam dunk.
I don’t always test my mobile notification code, but when I do it’s in prod
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I don’t always test my mobile notification code, but when I do it’s in prod
Ok whoever wrote that final episode of Last of Us I just want to talk
May 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ok whoever wrote that final episode of Last of Us I just want to talk
Hey @coloradorapidssc.bsky.social just a heads up this super fan will be in attendance on Saturday 😀 #Rapids96
May 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hey @coloradorapidssc.bsky.social just a heads up this super fan will be in attendance on Saturday 😀 #Rapids96
My wife is feeling some kind of way this evening after learning she and Keefe have the same shirt
May 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My wife is feeling some kind of way this evening after learning she and Keefe have the same shirt
Very interested in the logistics of becoming pope. Like, do you prepack all your stuff before you leave for the conclave just in case? Do you have a friend list it on marketplace? So many questions.
May 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Very interested in the logistics of becoming pope. Like, do you prepack all your stuff before you leave for the conclave just in case? Do you have a friend list it on marketplace? So many questions.
Happy 25th anniversary to this absolute classic that had me terrified the world was gonna end as a kid
May 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy 25th anniversary to this absolute classic that had me terrified the world was gonna end as a kid
8yo asked why this octopus wanted to fight at breakfast
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
8yo asked why this octopus wanted to fight at breakfast
Love that my kids are getting to know Jack Black as Bowser and Steve from Minecraft, but one day they will know his origin story or I will have failed as a parent.
May 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Love that my kids are getting to know Jack Black as Bowser and Steve from Minecraft, but one day they will know his origin story or I will have failed as a parent.
Bring him home @nwsldenver.bsky.social !
Chicago Stars FC have parted ways with head coach Lorne Donaldson after a less-than-ideal start to the season, with five losses in their first six games. The team’s first assistant, Masaki Hemmi, was named interim manager in the meantime 🚨
📸 @chicagostars.com
📸 @chicagostars.com
April 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bring him home @nwsldenver.bsky.social !