Greeley, Colorado.

Here are 5 comics I made that ARE NOT actually about my job

This is how I got sick last time.

So we have a robot that delivers our food...

Being a bartender...

"Tell me what Ales you"

This didn't happen at My work but I did watch it happen.

Anyone else's work like this?

This is based on a true story.

Another one

This is how I want to react when a customer asks for the manager.

Rent is getting too expensive, and just like the wildlife, locals are slowly being pushed out due to urbanization. Welcome to Colorado. Just like the foxes and deer, we aren't going anywhere. We are just becoming estranged from the land, and when we return we call it "vacation".

My favorite face paint pics I took this year perfectly encapsulate my vibe, I fear...

I'm out here creepin' on your local metal shows. You can't stop me. I am in your walls.