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Renegade
@pranolagunk.bsky.social
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25 ♓️ CO
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I would like to think the Colorado Casual meme doesn't apply to me but then I look at my "punk" outfits and its like... a tennis skirt, a ripped undershirt, and a flannel... I am not beating the allegations.
August 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fun fact about me, twice per day when the clock hits 9:11 (if I notice) I say to anyone who can hear me, "It's Bush O Clock, make a wish!" And then wish for the death of a different politician each time. This keeps me sane.
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I had a bad dream last night that I was a work and I misheard a customer say their name was Clanker (it was Claire) so I took out their food and called out Clanker and she got really mad and Karen-y at me for being robophobic and I woke up in a cold sweat
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One of the things about playing Minecraft is sometimes you have to contact their tech support, and I <3 these people so much. They've helped me get accounts and worlds back from being lost n every time I name an exploration outpost or island after em. Thanks Joseph, our island is now The Isle of Jo.
May 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Greeley, Colorado.
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Here are 5 comics I made that ARE NOT actually about my job
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is how I got sick last time.
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So we have a robot that delivers our food...
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Being a bartender...
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Tell me what Ales you"
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This didn't happen at My work but I did watch it happen.
March 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyone else's work like this?
March 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is based on a true story.
March 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Another one
March 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is how I want to react when a customer asks for the manager.
March 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Renegade
It’s borderline criminal.
March 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If I'm going to live in a time where everything is an advertisement, I'm at least glad Millenials are in charge of ads nowadays. Because I think I'm watching a comedy skit, but then it's like "sponsored by Mtn Dew". Capitalism really popped off today.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vampire Hunter D is just a whole anime about a dad that paid a team of mercs to cock block an interracial couple.
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Shut up and go jack it so you can have some post nut clarity" was the best thing I ever heard a girl say to a guy at the bar
February 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
No, boss, I see no problem with writing a manifesto in my free time on the clock. If you got time to lean, you got time to critique the culture in which you live. What do you mean I am being let go? Okay... that's fine, let me just... *pulls out MLP notebook labeled "manifesto" and keeps scribbling*
February 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know you're at a Colorado locals bar when one person says "i really don't like Boulder" and everyone else who overheard screams "AYO FUCK BOULDER!"
February 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Reposted by Renegade
February 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If they make his birthday a federal holiday, I'm spending it getting drunk and burning a straw doll in his likeness. Every. Year.
February 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM