Praetorian Zak
@praetorianzak.bsky.social
I’ve got good vision. I read the play and I keep my head. I may be raw, but I have about me a ✨purposeful✨ savagery.
Is this little slice of scalpel-sharp, ICE-cold mockery from Jesse Welles the single greatest moment in American musical history since ol’ Woody killed Fascists with his guitar-machine?
Almost certainly. 🤣😈🇺🇸
#AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGH...
Almost certainly. 🤣😈🇺🇸
#AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
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Join Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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October 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Is this little slice of scalpel-sharp, ICE-cold mockery from Jesse Welles the single greatest moment in American musical history since ol’ Woody killed Fascists with his guitar-machine?
Almost certainly. 🤣😈🇺🇸
#AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGH...
Almost certainly. 🤣😈🇺🇸
#AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGH...
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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“Today, let us remember the dead of 9/11. Let’s pray for their families and for their peace.”
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Let us remember
When I see the Twin Towers that dominated the Manhattan skyline for the first 30 years of my life appear in an old movie, newscast, documentary or TV show, my reaction is always the same.
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September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Today, let us remember the dead of 9/11. Let’s pray for their families and for their peace.”
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Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
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Will ICE send guys to Boston looking for red hair and listening for brogues? Or stake out delis in Chicago to see who buys a kielbasa?
No. This is about profiling people by skin color and language.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
No. This is about profiling people by skin color and language.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
The Government Wants to See Your Papers
And the Supreme Court decides that the Fourth Amendment might not be for everyone.
www.theatlantic.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Will ICE send guys to Boston looking for red hair and listening for brogues? Or stake out delis in Chicago to see who buys a kielbasa?
No. This is about profiling people by skin color and language.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
No. This is about profiling people by skin color and language.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Some light late-summer beach reading for all y’all out there… 😉🤣🤧
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Some light late-summer beach reading for all y’all out there… 😉🤣🤧
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They’re detaining wildfire fighters while on the job. Insanity.
August 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They’re detaining wildfire fighters while on the job. Insanity.
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Even if you never been in a union, you almost certainly have enjoyed protection of workplace safety rules and benefits unions fought for over decades (e.g., sick leave, overtime). But unions have also been key in battles for civil rights, environmental justice, etc.
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Three Undaunted Labor Figures
Unions remain critical in the fight for democracy and social justice
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August 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Even if you never been in a union, you almost certainly have enjoyed protection of workplace safety rules and benefits unions fought for over decades (e.g., sick leave, overtime). But unions have also been key in battles for civil rights, environmental justice, etc.
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News!
Excited to be speaking at The Atlantic Festival this September! Join The Atlantic for three days of conversations, screenings, book talks, and more. See the agenda, get passes and learn more at theatlanticfestival.com. #TAF25
Excited to be speaking at The Atlantic Festival this September! Join The Atlantic for three days of conversations, screenings, book talks, and more. See the agenda, get passes and learn more at theatlanticfestival.com. #TAF25
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
News!
Excited to be speaking at The Atlantic Festival this September! Join The Atlantic for three days of conversations, screenings, book talks, and more. See the agenda, get passes and learn more at theatlanticfestival.com. #TAF25
Excited to be speaking at The Atlantic Festival this September! Join The Atlantic for three days of conversations, screenings, book talks, and more. See the agenda, get passes and learn more at theatlanticfestival.com. #TAF25
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In case you’re wondering how to write a 4th of July message that doesn’t call Americans suckers and losers
July 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In case you’re wondering how to write a 4th of July message that doesn’t call Americans suckers and losers
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
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Let’s get something clear. The GOP has the power to keep the government from shutting down in March. They control both chambers of Congress and the White House. If they can’t reach a budget deal within their own ranks, that completely on them.
Dems: Don’t lift a finger to help them. Not one.
Dems: Don’t lift a finger to help them. Not one.
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Let’s get something clear. The GOP has the power to keep the government from shutting down in March. They control both chambers of Congress and the White House. If they can’t reach a budget deal within their own ranks, that completely on them.
Dems: Don’t lift a finger to help them. Not one.
Dems: Don’t lift a finger to help them. Not one.
No-one expects the Leopards Eating People’s Faces inquisition!!
Even though they, really, really, ✨really✨ should have. 🤦🏻♂️
🎶🐆😩Sing it, @chescaleigh.bsky.social! 😫🐆🎶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGy...
Even though they, really, really, ✨really✨ should have. 🤦🏻♂️
🎶🐆😩Sing it, @chescaleigh.bsky.social! 😫🐆🎶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGy...
The Ultimate "Leopards Ate My Face" Rendition!
YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey
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February 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
No-one expects the Leopards Eating People’s Faces inquisition!!
Even though they, really, really, ✨really✨ should have. 🤦🏻♂️
🎶🐆😩Sing it, @chescaleigh.bsky.social! 😫🐆🎶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGy...
Even though they, really, really, ✨really✨ should have. 🤦🏻♂️
🎶🐆😩Sing it, @chescaleigh.bsky.social! 😫🐆🎶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGy...
Seems like this is worth sharing into the cyber-ether as we go to total trade-warfare against our three closest trading partners in the 🌎🌍🌏.
Looks like Trump is finally confronting the Great Canadian Question that has been hanging over all of us for so long… 🤦🏻♂️🤣🙃
Looks like Trump is finally confronting the Great Canadian Question that has been hanging over all of us for so long… 🤦🏻♂️🤣🙃
February 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Seems like this is worth sharing into the cyber-ether as we go to total trade-warfare against our three closest trading partners in the 🌎🌍🌏.
Looks like Trump is finally confronting the Great Canadian Question that has been hanging over all of us for so long… 🤦🏻♂️🤣🙃
Looks like Trump is finally confronting the Great Canadian Question that has been hanging over all of us for so long… 🤦🏻♂️🤣🙃
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Elon’s technogoon “plumbers”. Seem like nice lads and whatnot… 😈🤣😈
@maddow.msnbc.com @wajali.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @thebulwark.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us
@maddow.msnbc.com @wajali.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @thebulwark.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us
Everyone meet Akash Bobba, one of Elon’s #StealUSA technogoons.
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Elon’s technogoon “plumbers”. Seem like nice lads and whatnot… 😈🤣😈
@maddow.msnbc.com @wajali.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @thebulwark.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us
@maddow.msnbc.com @wajali.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @thebulwark.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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Don’t worry, the United States of America will be in full self-driving mode by Monday morning.
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Don’t worry, the United States of America will be in full self-driving mode by Monday morning.
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I'm not saying this is a coup. But if you *were* going to do a coup, how would things look different from recent events -- seizing the federal payments system, federal purging law enforcement, threatening to sic armed US Marshals on civil servants guarding classified data
Musk's cronies tried to to gain access to classified USAID data. USAID Director of Security John Voorhees security said no. The Musk people threatened to call in the US Marshals and take the data at gunpoint. They still said no.
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Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...
edition.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm not saying this is a coup. But if you *were* going to do a coup, how would things look different from recent events -- seizing the federal payments system, federal purging law enforcement, threatening to sic armed US Marshals on civil servants guarding classified data
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I am wrong, as always.
Check out this clip from this week’s episode where Jess is very wrong, shocking nobody.
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am wrong, as always.