Emmy 🧸
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Chicago ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ // 30 // pleasure to have in class
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝𓆟 𓆞𓆟𓆝
Chicago ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ // 30 // pleasure to have in class
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝𓆟 𓆞𓆟𓆝
Dressing your infant in a little bear onesie has to be one of the most fulfilling things you can do as a parent
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dressing your infant in a little bear onesie has to be one of the most fulfilling things you can do as a parent
November is not winter
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November is not winter
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voters nationwide today, apparently
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
voters nationwide today, apparently
This one is also a pet food pantry careforreal.org
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Care for Real will be closed from October 30th - November 2nd. We will reopen on Monday, November 3rd. How to Help as SNAP Faces Cuts
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November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This one is also a pet food pantry careforreal.org
Going to a Trader Joe’s other than your usual location is so disconcerting. This is not my beautiful house.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Going to a Trader Joe’s other than your usual location is so disconcerting. This is not my beautiful house.
Beyond the general cruelty and despair, what really strikes me about this moment in time was how entirely preventable it was
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Beyond the general cruelty and despair, what really strikes me about this moment in time was how entirely preventable it was
There’s not a single ripe avocado in the entire state of Illinois
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There’s not a single ripe avocado in the entire state of Illinois
My most consistent reoccurring nightmare is having to move to the suburbs against my will. I’m city pilled beyond redemption. Not being able to walk to a grocery store is my brains version of showing up to class with no pants
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My most consistent reoccurring nightmare is having to move to the suburbs against my will. I’m city pilled beyond redemption. Not being able to walk to a grocery store is my brains version of showing up to class with no pants
Don’t you dare give me an un-pitted olive I don’t tolerate that nonsense
September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t you dare give me an un-pitted olive I don’t tolerate that nonsense
In any face to face conversation it is my solemn duty to immediately shut down any and all Gavin Newsom praise and replace it with JB Pritzker hype
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In any face to face conversation it is my solemn duty to immediately shut down any and all Gavin Newsom praise and replace it with JB Pritzker hype
Quick question for Europeans: how do you STAND the constant onslaught of cigarette smell it’s so rotted and gutted
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Quick question for Europeans: how do you STAND the constant onslaught of cigarette smell it’s so rotted and gutted
The way I didn’t even drink at the oasis concert and yet I still feel obliterated just from staying up past midnight
August 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The way I didn’t even drink at the oasis concert and yet I still feel obliterated just from staying up past midnight
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Doggust 23: Harrier, and their little hat. Feat. angel's trumpets flower (brugmansia.)
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August 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Doggust 23: Harrier, and their little hat. Feat. angel's trumpets flower (brugmansia.)
#doggust #doggust2025
#doggust #doggust2025
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riding with the fuckin' khan
Pritzker exhorts the news media to "tell it like it is:"
"Donald Trump wants to use the U.S. Military to occupy a U.S. city, punish his dissidents and score political points."
"Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."
"Donald Trump wants to use the U.S. Military to occupy a U.S. city, punish his dissidents and score political points."
"Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."
August 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
riding with the fuckin' khan
I know I’m mentally ill cuz why am I feeling bad about myself cuz it seems like other people buy cooler groceries than me
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I know I’m mentally ill cuz why am I feeling bad about myself cuz it seems like other people buy cooler groceries than me
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for no reason remembered this five-year-old doodle
August 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
for no reason remembered this five-year-old doodle
Fuck I love Pinterest but it makes me want to consume 😔 capitalist ass app
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Fuck I love Pinterest but it makes me want to consume 😔 capitalist ass app
Sometimes you can hack traditional gender roles to work to your advantage - for example, whenever some service tries to pressure/upsell me all I have to do is say “well, I would need to speak with my husband before I can agree to anything” and they’ll be like oh yes of course of course
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sometimes you can hack traditional gender roles to work to your advantage - for example, whenever some service tries to pressure/upsell me all I have to do is say “well, I would need to speak with my husband before I can agree to anything” and they’ll be like oh yes of course of course
Watching my therapist nod contemplatively as I describe having one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching my therapist nod contemplatively as I describe having one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel
Not my coworker shocked that ChatGPT uses a ton of energy
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not my coworker shocked that ChatGPT uses a ton of energy
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There is no crime problem…
“Crime” is a response to a problem
The problem is poverty…
The problem is inequity
“Crime” is a response to a problem
The problem is poverty…
The problem is inequity
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
There is no crime problem…
“Crime” is a response to a problem
The problem is poverty…
The problem is inequity
“Crime” is a response to a problem
The problem is poverty…
The problem is inequity
Cryptid factor ending forever ok
a man with a mustache is making a funny face
Alt: Pedrito laughing which turns gradually into sobbing.
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August 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cryptid factor ending forever ok