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@pplexed.bsky.social
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Software Dev, watercolour fan, sewing nerd, horny on main

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Idk what read Amazon has on me but I don't like it
A notification from Amazon which states: "Recommended for you We thought you'd like new Despicable Me t-shirts and hoodies"
July 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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A picture of Kermit the Frog, with his mouth open and his hands on his head. In a speech bubble next to him there is a quote from Jordan Peterson: "The earliest political memory I have, it was when Robert Kennedy was shot. I don't know how old I was, probably four or five. I watched his funeral and I thought, "I'm going to have a funeral like that.""
July 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I'm about 20 mins away from home, I've been awake 24hrs, my tummy hurts, if I had to describe how I'm feeling it's this sculpture
A kinda whacky sculpture. It shows the form of a man on all fours, some of the form is built up with what looks like styrofoam, and some is just cardboard. It's feral, it's very feral energy
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Terrible news for fans of classic 1981 hit "Down Under"
A sign tacked to the wall that states "Don't look up men at work"
June 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Yet another unrealistic body standard for man
Exhibit at the Smithsonian Zoo, showing a cartoon cross section of a human body and a reptile body and showing the similarities between the two. They are separated by a line so it almost appears as though they are one
June 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Like a week late but babe wake up my Miami GP poster just dropped!

#f1 #miamigp #mclaren #digitalart
A poster for the Miami Grand Prix. It's made to look like a Grand Theft Auto game poster, made up of 5 sections similar to a comic book. In the top left is a drawing of Oscar Piastri side on. Top right is the outline of the Miami International Autodrome alongside the date of the race (4th May 2025). Below this is a Miami skyline at sunset on the left, and a woman taking off her sunglasses on the right. At the bottom of the poster is a side profile drawing of the McLaren race car for this year. The whole poster is made to kinda follow sunset vibes, so lots of orange/purple/blue
May 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Look I knOW he's not at Ferrari anymore but Sainz looks best in red okay??
A drawing of F1 driver Carlos Sainz Jnr. It's a side profile of him, I tried to add in a lot of fun and weird colours to his face, so there's blues and yellows and some purples.
April 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A lil late but my #F1 Japan GP poster for my lil challenge I'm doing 😌

Ps if anyone has any ideas for Bahrain lemme know cause I am struggling with inspo :'))
A pink poster for the Japan GP. There are 3 boxes of differing sizes. There is one at the bottom which is the largest and shows the Redbull F1 car in the Japan livery (which is predominantly white with red accents). Above it there is a sketch of a Japanese pagoda, and also a sketch of the Suzuka circuit. In the top left hand corner are some cherry blossoms.
April 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Continuing on my lil #F1 poster challenge for the year, here's mine for the Chinese GP :)
The McLaren F1 car of Oscar Piastri is seen top down, an aerial view. Around it is wrapped a dragon, based on traditional Chinese art. In the background is a line art version of the Shanghai grand Prix circuit. The colours are all very red/gold/orange. At the top the poster reads "China. Grand Prix. Shanghai International Circuit. Shanghai • 23 March 2025"
March 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Doing a lil F1 art challenge for the year where I'm gonna do a poster for each race and I've just finished my one for Melbourne today and for someone who doesn't draw cars or design posters I'm really fond of this :')
A poster made for the F1 Grand Prix in Melbourne on the 16th March 2025. There is a curve in a race track that is the focus of the drawing, with a McLaren race car in the centre of it. The driver is Lando Norris. The background is a pink fading into a peach, with a stylised Melbourne skyline. Behind this skyline is the outline of the racetrack, and above this is "AUSTRALIA. Albert Park Circuit • Melbourne. 16 March 2025"
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Me: so excited the F1 is back
Also me upon seeing my alarm: 😭😭😭😭
A screenshot showing the alarm on my phone, set for 3:40am tomorrow morning
March 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I've been working on a silly lil pin up alphabet art thing recently and I'm having A Lot Of Fun™ with it
A pin up style woman, she's sat down with her knees bent. She has purple curly hair which stops around her chin, and is dressed as a clown. She wears a body suit which is half white, half black, with bobbles down the centre of it. She has thigh high socks on, one black and one white, and she wears a pointed hat. On the right of the drawing is "C for Clown"
March 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Only eating gamer snacks from now on
A supermarket basket with Chili Heatwave Doritos and Texas BBQ sauce pringles. They both have adverts on them for Minecraft movie and super mario respectively
March 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
A tattoo of Feathers McGraw from Wallace and Gromit. He's a bowling pin shamed penguin, and he has a sack over his right shoulder, and is holding a gun in his left hand
February 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I'm so excited for this
3 tattoo stencils laid on a table next to a Vivienne Westwood Catwalk book. The tattoo stencils are of birds, a pair of magpies on a cherry blossom branch, a robin on a branch, and Feathers McGraw from Wallace and Gromit with a gun and a sack full of stolen goods
February 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Babe it's board game cafe and pint o'clock
A table with the board game Escape the Dark Sector on it. There's a collection of black and white dice
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Incredibly obsessed with this birthday card my dad made me 🥹
(I'm getting a feathers McGraw tattoo in a couple of weeks!)
A drawing of the character Feathers McGraw of Wallace and Gromit game. He's pointing to a little drawing of my face on his arm, and the caption reads "Feathers was especially proud of his new Emily tattoo!"
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I'm having an inordinate amount of fun drawing magic items from my D&D campaign omg
This image shows parts of item two cards in progress. The top one is "Angmar's Finger" the mummified remains of a dead evil ruler. It's a finger with a long nail and prominent joints, there is a bone sticking out the end and it's placed on a small cushion. The one beneath it is an orb containing trapped voices, these voices are represented by smoky swirls This item card in progress is of the "Whip of Ash". It's a whip that has a chance of blinding the enemy on a hit. Around the whip are curls of smoke
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Also I've been working on a birthday present which is gonna be a collection of illustrations of magic items we've collected in our D&D campaign and I've done 2 of like 18 and I'm really excited for it too 😌
A photo showing Procreate on my iPad. On the screen is a slightly off white background with two rectangles in it, one on top the other. In the top Rectangle there is a picture of 3 mushrooms, clumped together, they look like traditional "fairy toadstools" with white spots on the top. They're labelled as having red caps with white spots. The bottom mushrooms are slightly more fluted, there's only two of them, and they are labelled as having a white cap with green spots
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It's Quilt-Update O'Clock gang! I've sewn together all my hexagons and I'm in love :') I've bought wadding and backing fabric and I cannot wait for them to arrive so I can keep at it
In this picture you can see a quilt made up of hexagons, poorly laid out on my sofa. It's a whole array of colours, and they've all been sewn together so it's one big piece of fabric, roughly 1.5m x 1.7m. In the background on the edge of my sofa is my cat, Vincent
January 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Ive got to the sewing the rows together stage on my first quilt and it's v v exciting
A photo showing the top half of the in progress quilt I'm making on my ironing board. There is one hexagon at the top with a red and gold outer, and a yellow floral inner. Below it are 2 half hexagons. One of these is yellow, red, and gold, and the other is blue and red
January 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Trying to find a space in my home but enough for me to lay out this quilt I'm working on has been Hard™ but I'm really excited to see how it turns out!!
A picture of me by the laid out quilt. I am smiling like a proud parent, the quilt pieces are on the floor behind me. A photo of the quilt pieces on the floor. They're hexagon shapes, all made of an outer and an inner piece of fabric. They're a range of colours, the full spectrum of the rainbow, and are made of various patterns
January 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Girls literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

(I'm girls)
A drawing of 2 lesbian vampires, one is in a red dress with black hair, eyes shut. The other is behind her with her hands on her waist, tenderly kissing her shoulder from behind
January 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Spotted my hero in the wild
A red glove placed on top of a fence post
January 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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No one guessed my incredible Velociraptor Jesus and I'll forever be sad about it
A very poor drawing of a manger containing a Velociraptor with a halo, with a stick figure Joseph on one side, and a stick figure Mary on the other
January 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM