Em ✨
@pplexed.bsky.social
Software Dev, watercolour fan, sewing nerd, horny on main
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She / Her
🖌️💻🌸🧶🧵
She / Her
I'm not afraid to get an Etsy witch to hex everyone bar Piastri
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm not afraid to get an Etsy witch to hex everyone bar Piastri
Getting more bird tattoos tomorrow teehee
August 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Getting more bird tattoos tomorrow teehee
Gouache is such a horrifically "trust the process" art medium and I have chronic trust issues
August 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Gouache is such a horrifically "trust the process" art medium and I have chronic trust issues
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It will never not be funny to me that Zak Brown got tattoos for Lando and Riccardo winning GPs but not for Piastri. He has favourite children and it shows
July 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It will never not be funny to me that Zak Brown got tattoos for Lando and Riccardo winning GPs but not for Piastri. He has favourite children and it shows
Haha babe omg what if we got matching Bloodless/Happy tattoos from hit game Baldurs Gate 3™. Haha jk jk.
...Unless???
...Unless???
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Haha babe omg what if we got matching Bloodless/Happy tattoos from hit game Baldurs Gate 3™. Haha jk jk.
...Unless???
...Unless???
I'm gonna fight a physical manifestation of Java s2g
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm gonna fight a physical manifestation of Java s2g
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the bridge on the river kawaii (✿◠‿◠)
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the bridge on the river kawaii (✿◠‿◠)
I love logging media I consume (Letterboxd/Storygraph), but my dad follows me on the latter and I *really* don't want him to see how quickly I'm devouring a shitty Mafia Romance™ novel rn
July 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I love logging media I consume (Letterboxd/Storygraph), but my dad follows me on the latter and I *really* don't want him to see how quickly I'm devouring a shitty Mafia Romance™ novel rn
I manifested a podium, gang
My insane F1 take before the season starts is that Hulkenberg will finally win a race
July 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I manifested a podium, gang
I think if I was Lewis Hamilton I would simply not overtake Hulkenburg, and let him have a podium frankly
July 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think if I was Lewis Hamilton I would simply not overtake Hulkenburg, and let him have a podium frankly
Idk what read Amazon has on me but I don't like it
July 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Idk what read Amazon has on me but I don't like it
If you squint your ears, Jordan Peterson sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog
July 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If you squint your ears, Jordan Peterson sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
Me 🤝 Carlos Sainz's Car
Absolutely not coping in this heat
Absolutely not coping in this heat
June 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Me 🤝 Carlos Sainz's Car
Absolutely not coping in this heat
Absolutely not coping in this heat
I think there being a nod to the great Chuck Tingle in Date Everything has genuinely made my day
June 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think there being a nod to the great Chuck Tingle in Date Everything has genuinely made my day
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I'm absolutely obsessed with this guy on facebook marketplace from Gloucestershire
June 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm absolutely obsessed with this guy on facebook marketplace from Gloucestershire
I'm about 20 mins away from home, I've been awake 24hrs, my tummy hurts, if I had to describe how I'm feeling it's this sculpture
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm about 20 mins away from home, I've been awake 24hrs, my tummy hurts, if I had to describe how I'm feeling it's this sculpture
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Does someone wanna psychoanalyse me - I had a dream I found Madeline McCanns body
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Does someone wanna psychoanalyse me - I had a dream I found Madeline McCanns body
Terrible news for fans of classic 1981 hit "Down Under"
June 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Terrible news for fans of classic 1981 hit "Down Under"
Yet another unrealistic body standard for man
June 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yet another unrealistic body standard for man
My toxic trait is thinking that Yuki Tsunoda will see me in the grand stands and fall in love and then we will get married and I will live a life of luxury
June 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My toxic trait is thinking that Yuki Tsunoda will see me in the grand stands and fall in love and then we will get married and I will live a life of luxury
Is a pre 10am Guinness acceptable if you're in an airport? Asking for a friend
June 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Is a pre 10am Guinness acceptable if you're in an airport? Asking for a friend
My favourite past time is sending Simpsons memes in the work group chat
June 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My favourite past time is sending Simpsons memes in the work group chat