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Cat Power
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Power the cat likes to judge your dinner. Read the alt text, it's usually better than the food.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · Mar 14
Before dinner After dinner
A black and white cat sits on the floor and stares menacingly at the photographer. Her expression says You're the worst person to ever exist. Side profile of a black and white cat's face, contented and smiling. You're her best friend.
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Droolcula
A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I've unwittingly summoned the butter fiend again
A cup-a-soup with buttered sourdough 'soldiers' for dipping. The photographer is being stalked by a blurry figure in the background... It appears to be a black and white butter-fiend shaped like a cat
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I'm in control now, bitches
A black and white cat sleeps with her head resting on 2 games controllers and a TV remote Close up of an illuminated charging PS3 controller, with a black and white cat's sleepy chin resting on the joystick controls Black and white cat sits on a green patterned cushion, and two TV remotes. She smiles to camera, knowing you have to watch Star Trek for the rest of the night, because her tummy rolls are now in charge of changing the channel.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It's spooky season, but I'm a creeper all year round
A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Thinking of making an album but can't decide which cover image makes me look the most cool so everyone will want to be me
A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams A black and white cat, looking over her shoulder, on a teal, blue, and yellow flower patterned bedspread. More sunbeams Small black and white cat sleeping on stairs. Sepia tint Black and white cat photographed from a distance, looking over her shoulder, and, looking preeeetty pretty cool. She stands against a cracked cement wall with a guitar mounted on it
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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A dinner of (British) kings!

I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that
A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs.

She's gonna get away with it
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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She's come to protect me from the monsters

(Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)
A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmed She's now jumped up on a lap for scratches. Her face is derpy and boggle-eyed
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size
There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years
Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand
A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her back She looks disdainfully to camera Three peapods on her back; a furry trifecta One peapod on the head, another 3 in a pretty fern shape on her back. (She seems to like this, or at least tolerate it)
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.
A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into camera She lifts her paw up and points at you. Give her a treat, biatch
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Smol Paul's idiotic little face brings so much joy into our days, I hope he's back to his wobbly self soon 🐈‍⬛〰️
hollyqueenofspayeds.com Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · Aug 14
Emergency vet with Smol Paul (again). He's not in immediate danger but there's something neurological causing problems with his legs. He needs an MRI, which will cost around £4.5k. If you'd been meaning to donate, this would be an excellent time 😭

Will share pics of Paul's brain if it helps!
Donate to Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning, organized by Holly Brockwell
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August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?
A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I'm in danger. It's like Bruce when he smells blood
A black and white cat stalks a burger from below.
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Sometimes being a british cat sucks.

I think I'm supposed to beg for this
An unimpressed black and white cat sits next to some beans on toast
July 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Ah, to be a black and white cat, sitting in the desiccated grass and watching leaves sway in the breeze...
July 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The girl is away, and the boy uses this time to have the big light on.

I need sunglasses in here at 10pm. My poor eyeballs
A black and white cat, every whisker illuminated in high-def by the 'big' light
July 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I fear for my soul. My true beauty has been captured.
June 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Inspection: double sniff test
Result: passed
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Banger
#critterposting
Crude drawing of a cat. And a sausage. The cat has spotted the sausage.
June 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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It's nice to have a friend in the bathroom. Watching you
A black and white cat's face close-up to camera, like a fisheye lens. It could be dinner time, it could be she just likes to watch you poop.
June 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Two loves of my life in one picture.
A black and white cat sits next to a grey sofa. On the sofa is a plate of sausage and chips with thick gravy: a mark of true culinary sophistication in British food circles. The sausage is acting as a breakwater for the gravy, scientific proof and testament both to the density of the sausage and viscosity of the gravy.
June 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The momster got a curry and put onions on it... I think she's trying to kill me.

Please call the RSPCA, fire brigade, Sherlock, and the cute guy from CSI to our house asap.
A black and white cat looks down in disappointment at a plate of curry, rice, and colourful chutneys. She knows your game: you're gonna kill her off so you can have all the poppadoms to yourself.
June 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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A STEAK AND KIDNEY PUDDING
A black and white cat sits with her mouth hanging open, in front of (and in awe of) a steak and kidney pudding.
June 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM