Gray Matter
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Temp Agency Consultancy Insurance Agencies’ Inspection Team
Not accepting contracts
Not accepting contracts
KO hits a hottie; bitches big mad
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
KO hits a hottie; bitches big mad
Man to barber: I am a man more thinned against than thinning.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man to barber: I am a man more thinned against than thinning.
Schumer allows poor Christians to eat again.
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Schumer allows poor Christians to eat again.
I went to a local law firm for work. Asked why, I said it was so I could complain about my Jewish bosses. They told me I was either an anti-Semite or a convert and either way they didn’t want me. It was spoken so dismissively that if I weren’t an antisemite it would have kept me from converting.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I went to a local law firm for work. Asked why, I said it was so I could complain about my Jewish bosses. They told me I was either an anti-Semite or a convert and either way they didn’t want me. It was spoken so dismissively that if I weren’t an antisemite it would have kept me from converting.
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Can’t wait til Tom Hanks is playing Keir Starmer: There’s no crying in Parliament!
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Can’t wait til Tom Hanks is playing Keir Starmer: There’s no crying in Parliament!
When I saw the sweet English lass crying early on a July, I said to my land, are you happy now? are you happy you made the poor thing cry? She can’t even balance the books, bowed down with grief as she is.
July 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When I saw the sweet English lass crying early on a July, I said to my land, are you happy now? are you happy you made the poor thing cry? She can’t even balance the books, bowed down with grief as she is.
The big difference between death by dismemberment and by measles is your parents’ love and attention. What they would give to die in their mother’s arms and wipe her tears away.
February 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The big difference between death by dismemberment and by measles is your parents’ love and attention. What they would give to die in their mother’s arms and wipe her tears away.
I’m happy with my age, but sometimes I wish Mattingly and Clemens were 25 again.
February 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m happy with my age, but sometimes I wish Mattingly and Clemens were 25 again.
Looking forwards to Trumps new sanctuary prisons. Everyone who severely abuses a prisoner gets barbarically dispatched and buried next to the perjurers, just not alive.
February 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Looking forwards to Trumps new sanctuary prisons. Everyone who severely abuses a prisoner gets barbarically dispatched and buried next to the perjurers, just not alive.
Do antinatalists hold sit-ins in maternity wards?
February 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Do antinatalists hold sit-ins in maternity wards?
Winter, spring, summer, or fall:
All you have to do is
Have big balls
All you have to do is
Have big balls
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Winter, spring, summer, or fall:
All you have to do is
Have big balls
All you have to do is
Have big balls
I just switched through three station playing Wham! I stayed on Careless Whispers. Duh!
January 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I just switched through three station playing Wham! I stayed on Careless Whispers. Duh!
Whenever I watch high speed chases I like to think the getaway driver is yelling, Share the road, assholes.
January 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Whenever I watch high speed chases I like to think the getaway driver is yelling, Share the road, assholes.
Evolution can only be explained by catastrophic mutation, but we do not perceive the mechanism or impetus that explains it.
January 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Evolution can only be explained by catastrophic mutation, but we do not perceive the mechanism or impetus that explains it.
What are the Vegas odds on Elon and Vivek getting deported in the next year?
January 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What are the Vegas odds on Elon and Vivek getting deported in the next year?
If timelines merged or were disrupted, causing the Mandela effect, why are we not checking cemeteries?
January 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If timelines merged or were disrupted, causing the Mandela effect, why are we not checking cemeteries?
Me, an American: invents bifocals, electricity, cars, planes, computers and fun
You, a Yuropean: What is 4 o’clock Prime Minister?
You, a Yuropean: What is 4 o’clock Prime Minister?
January 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me, an American: invents bifocals, electricity, cars, planes, computers and fun
You, a Yuropean: What is 4 o’clock Prime Minister?
You, a Yuropean: What is 4 o’clock Prime Minister?
Sure, you’re lazy; but have you ever eaten apple sauce with a ladle?
December 31, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Sure, you’re lazy; but have you ever eaten apple sauce with a ladle?
Single mothers replaced widows when men realized they could ditch their mistakes rather than die prematurely of heart failure and arsenic.
"Until ALICE, there hadn’t been a single mother on TV in a low income job, fighting for healthcare, fighting for benefits…Those stories came out of awareness of what was going on for working women.”
Farewell to Linda Lavin (1937-2024)
deadline.com/2024/12/lind...
Farewell to Linda Lavin (1937-2024)
deadline.com/2024/12/lind...
December 30, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Single mothers replaced widows when men realized they could ditch their mistakes rather than die prematurely of heart failure and arsenic.
Imagine getting hit with 30+ felony convictions and then getting your old job back. Find out that that job is being POTUS and it kinda makes sense.
December 29, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Imagine getting hit with 30+ felony convictions and then getting your old job back. Find out that that job is being POTUS and it kinda makes sense.
Just another dumb jock; shame on America
25000 days ago (July 17, 1956), Ted Williams hits the 400th home run of his career in a 1-0 win over Kansas City. It’s the fourth time he’s hit a home run in a game that finishes with a 1-0 score, a new record.
December 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Just another dumb jock; shame on America
Generation Twitter would have gone to Mars if only they had more H1b visas.
December 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Generation Twitter would have gone to Mars if only they had more H1b visas.
I am the most race, and I intolerate people.
December 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I am the most race, and I intolerate people.
In 2025 Trump and the Supremes, in a fit of pique, will declare that Hawaii has never been a State. Set them free!
December 26, 2024 at 10:13 PM
In 2025 Trump and the Supremes, in a fit of pique, will declare that Hawaii has never been a State. Set them free!