Yeah, my lack of relationship really leaves me with potholes and failing infrastructure. No husband to fight in wars for me either. But what Im REALLY looking for in a man, so I can leave my career? I need a man that can put a cap on exec pay and bonuses as well as regulate monopolies and banking.

What's more virgin than a computer?
What's more edible than air?
What's more drinkable than saliva?
What's more slutty than a dr's fingers?

I had a plan that didn't cover anything until 6mo of "membership", but changed my plan number every yr... so tho I WAS with the same plan for years, I couldn't get work done Jan-June... so when my crown fell off I had a tiny sensitive tooth for 3 months.. then *we* got to pay for a root canal too!

I feel like I just saw the time knife.

Some notes:

Rotate the plate so the meat is closest to the person you're serving.

We serve from the left of the person being served and remove plates from the right (ie Leave Left; Remove Right (which coincidentally isn't a bad political stance)).

Happy Gratitude and Gobble Day!

I've had enough bad experiences w/ most therapists I have a serious struggle finding a new therapist.

Don't confuse hypocrisy with irony, ma'am.

In RFK's job.

And what a mighty fine choice it is.

No, but they need to know that 'classic rock' is a genre, not an age. Alt rock will NEVER be classic rock.. because otherwise what was it alternative to?