Pothotatoe
@pothotatoe.bsky.social
It's been a week and I still have a fully decorated tree and 2 cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's been a week and I still have a fully decorated tree and 2 cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I love confirming I can't afford to move to anywhere I want to live. Feels yummy. So so yummy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love confirming I can't afford to move to anywhere I want to live. Feels yummy. So so yummy.
In case you're wondering: Motivation/productivity apps haven't gotten better since the last time I tried them.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you're wondering: Motivation/productivity apps haven't gotten better since the last time I tried them.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
So far I still have two cats and a fully* decorated tree. Lfg
Day 2.
Day 2.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So far I still have two cats and a fully* decorated tree. Lfg
Day 2.
Day 2.
Instead of legalized gambling making sports more interesting.. what if we just admit we're not that into sports?
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Instead of legalized gambling making sports more interesting.. what if we just admit we're not that into sports?
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
Delighted to find out that there are TWO musical episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Delighted to find out that there are TWO musical episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.
Why do we still call it the Big Bang when the Great Biggening is available?
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why do we still call it the Big Bang when the Great Biggening is available?
3 people for dinner tonight. So obviously we have food for 20, and weed for 80.
This math maths.
This math maths.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
3 people for dinner tonight. So obviously we have food for 20, and weed for 80.
This math maths.
This math maths.
Reposted by Pothotatoe
The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
I filled my walmart cart. I filled my amazon cart. I'm about to fill my target cart. I'm not buying shit tho. Just messing with the data.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I filled my walmart cart. I filled my amazon cart. I'm about to fill my target cart. I'm not buying shit tho. Just messing with the data.
Men are eccentric and women are mentally ill.
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Men are eccentric and women are mentally ill.
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
Why do I get bombarded with ads for bras made specifically for small boobs 2ce a year?
I am NOT that person. Very not.
I am NOT that person. Very not.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why do I get bombarded with ads for bras made specifically for small boobs 2ce a year?
I am NOT that person. Very not.
I am NOT that person. Very not.
Stop saying "layers like an onion" to describe a complex situation.. every layer of onion is ONION.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stop saying "layers like an onion" to describe a complex situation.. every layer of onion is ONION.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
I don't usually answer the door to strangers, but the way this man knocked.. just to offer a pamphlet about jesus.
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't usually answer the door to strangers, but the way this man knocked.. just to offer a pamphlet about jesus.
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
How can I be still folding laundry and also how can I still hate it so much?
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
How can I be still folding laundry and also how can I still hate it so much?
Me: I need to put down my phone and get some stuff done.
Puts down phone and zones out for 30min.
Me: well, it was worth a shot.
Puts down phone and zones out for 30min.
Me: well, it was worth a shot.
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me: I need to put down my phone and get some stuff done.
Puts down phone and zones out for 30min.
Me: well, it was worth a shot.
Puts down phone and zones out for 30min.
Me: well, it was worth a shot.
Range of things I say to my (misbehaving) cats:
You fucking shit bag stop being a shit bucket you asshole.
Ma'am, make a different choice, please make a different choice.
Bitch! Stop!
I swear to god I'm gonna cuddle you so hard if you keep dong that.
Are you fucking serious right now?
You fucking shit bag stop being a shit bucket you asshole.
Ma'am, make a different choice, please make a different choice.
Bitch! Stop!
I swear to god I'm gonna cuddle you so hard if you keep dong that.
Are you fucking serious right now?
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Range of things I say to my (misbehaving) cats:
You fucking shit bag stop being a shit bucket you asshole.
Ma'am, make a different choice, please make a different choice.
Bitch! Stop!
I swear to god I'm gonna cuddle you so hard if you keep dong that.
Are you fucking serious right now?
You fucking shit bag stop being a shit bucket you asshole.
Ma'am, make a different choice, please make a different choice.
Bitch! Stop!
I swear to god I'm gonna cuddle you so hard if you keep dong that.
Are you fucking serious right now?
Watching Xena flip over 6 attacking guards with a grown man on her back and realizing I've grossly mismanaged my entire life. What are these silly lil goals I set? I want to be able to flip over a small shed with a person on my back.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching Xena flip over 6 attacking guards with a grown man on her back and realizing I've grossly mismanaged my entire life. What are these silly lil goals I set? I want to be able to flip over a small shed with a person on my back.
Is there any law that says if you take money from lobbyists you have to do what they want?
Cuz... take the money, serve the people anyway.
They think their lobbying is power. I think prove it isn't. Take the money. Do the right thing anyway. Let them figure out who they can trust the hard way.
Cuz... take the money, serve the people anyway.
They think their lobbying is power. I think prove it isn't. Take the money. Do the right thing anyway. Let them figure out who they can trust the hard way.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is there any law that says if you take money from lobbyists you have to do what they want?
Cuz... take the money, serve the people anyway.
They think their lobbying is power. I think prove it isn't. Take the money. Do the right thing anyway. Let them figure out who they can trust the hard way.
Cuz... take the money, serve the people anyway.
They think their lobbying is power. I think prove it isn't. Take the money. Do the right thing anyway. Let them figure out who they can trust the hard way.
Dems need to use "states rights" to get people involved in local elections like the Gross Old Pedos do.
There is no high road. Nobody paid for the infrastructure repairs of the high road. What's left of it isn't safe to use.
There is no high road. Nobody paid for the infrastructure repairs of the high road. What's left of it isn't safe to use.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dems need to use "states rights" to get people involved in local elections like the Gross Old Pedos do.
There is no high road. Nobody paid for the infrastructure repairs of the high road. What's left of it isn't safe to use.
There is no high road. Nobody paid for the infrastructure repairs of the high road. What's left of it isn't safe to use.
Well, shit. I think I'm mid-life crisising wrong. I'm not supposed to be happy or satisfied? I should be clinging to my youth in desperation?
Dang. I guess I'm not having a mid life crisis, I'm just cool or something idk.
Dang. I guess I'm not having a mid life crisis, I'm just cool or something idk.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Well, shit. I think I'm mid-life crisising wrong. I'm not supposed to be happy or satisfied? I should be clinging to my youth in desperation?
Dang. I guess I'm not having a mid life crisis, I'm just cool or something idk.
Dang. I guess I'm not having a mid life crisis, I'm just cool or something idk.
Realizing I trained my cats to randomly start hollering for me from the other room bc randomly when it's been a minute since I've seen them... I holler for them, from the other room.
So...
That's on me.
How do you untrain cats?
So...
That's on me.
How do you untrain cats?
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Realizing I trained my cats to randomly start hollering for me from the other room bc randomly when it's been a minute since I've seen them... I holler for them, from the other room.
So...
That's on me.
How do you untrain cats?
So...
That's on me.
How do you untrain cats?
Fr, why it the parking app verifying that I'm human before I PAY a ticket? Let robots PAY my tickets. It's okay if thats what they want to do. Shit.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fr, why it the parking app verifying that I'm human before I PAY a ticket? Let robots PAY my tickets. It's okay if thats what they want to do. Shit.
I accidentally clicked a temu ad yesterday. I def should be ordering some of this 100% off stuff. No way it's fake.
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I accidentally clicked a temu ad yesterday. I def should be ordering some of this 100% off stuff. No way it's fake.
Having AI do your job.. is just training AI to take your job. But, hey, I'm sure they'll need janitors at the data processor. Millions and millions of janitors.
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Having AI do your job.. is just training AI to take your job. But, hey, I'm sure they'll need janitors at the data processor. Millions and millions of janitors.