Max Restaino
@potheadfuckbrain.bsky.social
COYOTE (Amphetamine Sulphate, 2024)
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
This is my 6-figure salary
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is my 6-figure salary
imagine walking in The Long Walk and every 6-8 hours, this mother fucker shows up to give you a motivational speech:
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
imagine walking in The Long Walk and every 6-8 hours, this mother fucker shows up to give you a motivational speech:
RIP Peter Watkins
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
RIP Peter Watkins
Pictured: B.R. Yeager and Charlene Elsby listen while I probably talk about Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Pictured: B.R. Yeager and Charlene Elsby listen while I probably talk about Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
Get off my back, bitch
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Get off my back, bitch
Which one of you is this?
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Which one of you is this?
"hey Max, how's your morning?"
"pretty good"
"pretty good"
July 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"hey Max, how's your morning?"
"pretty good"
"pretty good"
IYKYK/I’m very funny/jk I love @eyerarat.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
IYKYK/I’m very funny/jk I love @eyerarat.bsky.social
introducing myself with
one book
one movie
one album
one tv show
one book
one movie
one album
one tv show
July 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
introducing myself with
one book
one movie
one album
one tv show
one book
one movie
one album
one tv show
Interesting twist!
July 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Interesting twist!
Feel like there was a really famous book and movie about this that came out in 1968, but I'm afraid I can't... recall what it is.
July 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Feel like there was a really famous book and movie about this that came out in 1968, but I'm afraid I can't... recall what it is.
FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVING PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS IS NOT NEWS GET A LIFE EVERYONE
July 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVING PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS IS NOT NEWS GET A LIFE EVERYONE
approach with patience and an open mind! If the first book bores you (this is common) just remember, it's a necessary prologue to a much more exciting story. If I may, with a quote from the 2nd book:
July 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
approach with patience and an open mind! If the first book bores you (this is common) just remember, it's a necessary prologue to a much more exciting story. If I may, with a quote from the 2nd book:
