Max Restaino
@potheadfuckbrain.bsky.social
COYOTE (Amphetamine Sulphate, 2024)
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Now that it's entering the public domain, I can announce my 4 part slasher remake of The Sound and the Fury!
The Sound and the Fury
The Sound and the Fury: Benjy's Revenge
The Sound and the Fury: The Curse of Quentin Compson
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fury
The Sound and the Fury
The Sound and the Fury: Benjy's Revenge
The Sound and the Fury: The Curse of Quentin Compson
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fury
Yeah, yeah, Bachman Book movies have been cool and stuff but I really just can't wait to see Eddie Murphy in the new Pink Panther reboot. Now THERE is something with promise (I genuinely mean this)
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yeah, yeah, Bachman Book movies have been cool and stuff but I really just can't wait to see Eddie Murphy in the new Pink Panther reboot. Now THERE is something with promise (I genuinely mean this)
At some point today, I am going to see The Running Man. You will know once I have seen it. Trust me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
At some point today, I am going to see The Running Man. You will know once I have seen it. Trust me.
Thought I hadn’t done much writing since Coyote, but the 4 pieces I’ve published in the last year have a combined word count that well exceeds that of Coyote.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Thought I hadn’t done much writing since Coyote, but the 4 pieces I’ve published in the last year have a combined word count that well exceeds that of Coyote.
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One time I hooked up with a world renowned supermodel because she saw me reading Bohumil Hrabal’s All My Cats at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Union Square.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One time I hooked up with a world renowned supermodel because she saw me reading Bohumil Hrabal’s All My Cats at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Union Square.
Waiting for Godot currently on broadway, Bug returning to broadway… I should probably go see a show or something.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Waiting for Godot currently on broadway, Bug returning to broadway… I should probably go see a show or something.
Violent Faculties by @charleneelsby.bsky.social (2024, Clash Books)
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Violent Faculties by @charleneelsby.bsky.social (2024, Clash Books)
why do they keep asking this fucking guy about parades?
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
why do they keep asking this fucking guy about parades?
Oh, I forgot to remind you guys before Halloween, but JSYK, the Lord of Salem novel that Rob Zombie wrote with Brian Evenson is great.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh, I forgot to remind you guys before Halloween, but JSYK, the Lord of Salem novel that Rob Zombie wrote with Brian Evenson is great.
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I did what I could (nothing)
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I did what I could (nothing)
Oh, ok, I actually love Pink Pony Club.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh, ok, I actually love Pink Pony Club.
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
it is now more than ever that I wish QT had been able to cast Sandler as The Bear Jew
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
it is now more than ever that I wish QT had been able to cast Sandler as The Bear Jew
why does this Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirt always inspire men in their 40s to sing the theme song to me? I know the song. I'm wearing the shirt. We are in public, please do not sing to me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
why does this Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirt always inspire men in their 40s to sing the theme song to me? I know the song. I'm wearing the shirt. We are in public, please do not sing to me.
imagine a world where Walter Hill got to make his Streets of Fire trilogy
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
imagine a world where Walter Hill got to make his Streets of Fire trilogy
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“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
I think Petscop is going to live inside of my head forever.
Petscop
YouTube video by Petscop
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think Petscop is going to live inside of my head forever.
if all the shitty people really are going to leave NYC, the first place they're gonna try to come is up here because there are still so many trees to cut down
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
if all the shitty people really are going to leave NYC, the first place they're gonna try to come is up here because there are still so many trees to cut down
Steve Bannon consistently looks like he’s been dead for about 4-6 hours.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Steve Bannon consistently looks like he’s been dead for about 4-6 hours.
@incastellated.bsky.social have something dumb coming 😎
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@incastellated.bsky.social have something dumb coming 😎
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
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NYC has a larger population than I think like 38 of the 50 states if you're wondering why you're hearing about it
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
NYC has a larger population than I think like 38 of the 50 states if you're wondering why you're hearing about it
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No matter what happens tonight the important thing to remember is that there will be plenty of garmonbozia for everyone either way
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No matter what happens tonight the important thing to remember is that there will be plenty of garmonbozia for everyone either way
gotta go to my old high school to vote. this will be the first time I've been in that building since I graduated 15 years ago. I don't wanna go there.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
gotta go to my old high school to vote. this will be the first time I've been in that building since I graduated 15 years ago. I don't wanna go there.