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swamp hag 🦇🍁🍂☕️
@potatoslav.bsky.social
rachel | jersey🇺🇸 ➡️ germany🇩🇪 | i’m probably joking ✨🌙
look who’s officially a US citizen 😎
July 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
this is hell
June 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
guess where i am
June 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
took the Gremlin to his first medieval festival today 🏰
May 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
at last
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i cannot get over how absolutely abysmal german hospital food is lmao i can’t even get a vegetable. mom gave me her slice of cheese. why would i need two breads for one cheese slice. i want eggs. how is there no egg option. i’m so hungry
May 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
food (i had leftover pasta that my husband picked up last night instead lmao)
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
cake city bitches
May 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
you’ve gotta me kidding me
May 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
little dude finally came yesterday, a full week late, after 30 hours of labor and an emergency c section. thank god my mom is here bc i can’t even change my own diaper let alone the baby’s lol.
May 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
told m husband i wanted a very tasty treat from the bakery so he just got everything
April 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i do too. i told her no more pictures like this lol
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
cake 🎂
April 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
when your husband is an academic
April 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
i went here a few years back - we did Krakow for Easter and then did a full day tour, Auschwitz first and then the mine after bc you need something after how heavy that is. the church was probably the coolest part for me too.
April 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
got presents from my aunt today. husband goes “you can’t yell at me for ordering too many books now” honey i think you do not understand how many diapers we are about to go through
April 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
help
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
not cake
April 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
went to the Museum August Kestner in Hannover on Wednesday to see my back piece on display in the Antiquities Under Your Skin exhibition. it’s up through the end of August if you wanna see my skin on the wall. 🖼️
April 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
kaffee und kuchen-ing before my appointment with my midwife.
April 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
3 weeks til eviction day 👶🏻
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
lasagna-eis
March 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
fell down the stairs lmao i’m not leaving the house anymore
March 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MOUTH
March 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
my husband passed his PhD defense today. officially a doctor. we’ve been on this journey since 2016, on to the next 🎉
March 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM