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rachel | jersey🇺🇸 ➡️ germany🇩🇪 | i’m probably joking ✨🌙
my in laws are coming to visit us tomorrow and i’m so excited bc 1) im sad the baby has only met my mom and 2) i need someone else to hold the baby so i can do literally anything
July 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my in laws are coming to visit us tomorrow and i’m so excited bc 1) im sad the baby has only met my mom and 2) i need someone else to hold the baby so i can do literally anything
look who’s officially a US citizen 😎
July 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
look who’s officially a US citizen 😎
baby should have his passport in 2-6 weeks yeahhhh let’s go home
June 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
baby should have his passport in 2-6 weeks yeahhhh let’s go home
thought i put my student loans on autopay but apparently i did not and now my credit score is down yayyyyy wow so great
June 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
thought i put my student loans on autopay but apparently i did not and now my credit score is down yayyyyy wow so great
i hate living here i want to go home
June 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i hate living here i want to go home
update home from the hospital 🥰🥰 no more abendbrot for me
June 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
update home from the hospital 🥰🥰 no more abendbrot for me
absolutely baffling how every barista in Germany speaks English but none of the nurses do.
June 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
absolutely baffling how every barista in Germany speaks English but none of the nurses do.
2am still awake had to ask the nurse for medicine for my stress headache today is so great
June 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
2am still awake had to ask the nurse for medicine for my stress headache today is so great
took the Gremlin to his first medieval festival today 🏰
May 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
took the Gremlin to his first medieval festival today 🏰
so over living in germany all my friends are in the sun enjoying memorial day weekend and it’s cold and gray here. again.
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
so over living in germany all my friends are in the sun enjoying memorial day weekend and it’s cold and gray here. again.
went to the coffee shop today and not only did the girl there remember me she said ahh you had the baby?? and i said yes three weeks ago and she said congrats you look so good already! so happy for someone to remember me and for small talk and that i had the whole conversation in german 🥳
May 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
went to the coffee shop today and not only did the girl there remember me she said ahh you had the baby?? and i said yes three weeks ago and she said congrats you look so good already! so happy for someone to remember me and for small talk and that i had the whole conversation in german 🥳
i just wanted to leave the house today and i’ve been ready since 1. it’s 4 and still haven’t left. i miss america and i miss having a car and also next time i want to leave the house im not waiting for anyone else.
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i just wanted to leave the house today and i’ve been ready since 1. it’s 4 and still haven’t left. i miss america and i miss having a car and also next time i want to leave the house im not waiting for anyone else.
husband and i went to take a nap nap together while mom watched the baby. he gave us exactly thirteen minutes before he started crying for me (food) and ended up in bed with us lmao. he just wants to be a part of things.
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
husband and i went to take a nap nap together while mom watched the baby. he gave us exactly thirteen minutes before he started crying for me (food) and ended up in bed with us lmao. he just wants to be a part of things.
at the store today w my husband & the Gremlin. cashier heard us speaking english & asked where we were from, said the US, asked what we do, husband said professor & i said just a mom. on the way out a woman stopped me & said “never say you are just a mom, it is the most important job in the world”
May 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
at the store today w my husband & the Gremlin. cashier heard us speaking english & asked where we were from, said the US, asked what we do, husband said professor & i said just a mom. on the way out a woman stopped me & said “never say you are just a mom, it is the most important job in the world”
we were out of the house for an hour. i left my mom with like 4oz of milk that i pumped just in case (he’s never taken a bottle before). just got home. he drank ALL THE MILK. in an HOUR.
May 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
we were out of the house for an hour. i left my mom with like 4oz of milk that i pumped just in case (he’s never taken a bottle before). just got home. he drank ALL THE MILK. in an HOUR.
mom stayed home with the baby so my husband and i could get out of the house alone for a little bit and now i miss the baby
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
mom stayed home with the baby so my husband and i could get out of the house alone for a little bit and now i miss the baby
midwife said i’ve been walking around too much and i should take it easy for the next week this sucks so hard i just wanna do stuff
May 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
midwife said i’ve been walking around too much and i should take it easy for the next week this sucks so hard i just wanna do stuff
mom wanted to buy me jewelry for mother’s day but it was so expensive and unfortunately my mental illness forced me to run out of the store to stop her from buying it. now i can never go there again.
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
mom wanted to buy me jewelry for mother’s day but it was so expensive and unfortunately my mental illness forced me to run out of the store to stop her from buying it. now i can never go there again.
i’m just about 10lbs from my pre baby weight🥳🥳 i don’t think i’ll get to my original weight until i stop breastfeeding bc i had small boobs prepregnancy lol but it’s so nice to re-unlock a lot of my wardrobe.
May 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
i’m just about 10lbs from my pre baby weight🥳🥳 i don’t think i’ll get to my original weight until i stop breastfeeding bc i had small boobs prepregnancy lol but it’s so nice to re-unlock a lot of my wardrobe.
pro: lost the baby belly almost immediately
con: what little sympathy people gave me is gone and i’m still in c section recovery lol
con: what little sympathy people gave me is gone and i’m still in c section recovery lol
May 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
pro: lost the baby belly almost immediately
con: what little sympathy people gave me is gone and i’m still in c section recovery lol
con: what little sympathy people gave me is gone and i’m still in c section recovery lol
also kind of sad bc no one has really taken pictures of me with the baby yet so i don’t have any nice pics for mother’s day. just selfies.
May 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
also kind of sad bc no one has really taken pictures of me with the baby yet so i don’t have any nice pics for mother’s day. just selfies.
why is everyone in my house more tired than me when i have slept the least idgi
May 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
why is everyone in my house more tired than me when i have slept the least idgi
losing my mind bc i’m not allowed to carry things or do too much bc of the c section but the chores are not getting done properly in my house and we’re so behind on laundry and garbage.
May 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
losing my mind bc i’m not allowed to carry things or do too much bc of the c section but the chores are not getting done properly in my house and we’re so behind on laundry and garbage.