Someone was talking about the “cunty fish from Fantasia” and I knew EXACTLY what they meant
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone was talking about the “cunty fish from Fantasia” and I knew EXACTLY what they meant
Husband couldn’t wait 😑
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Husband couldn’t wait 😑
It took over an hour but I put together a new cat tree for Peaches. I sprinkled it with catnip and here she is, giving me the kitty finger 😑
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It took over an hour but I put together a new cat tree for Peaches. I sprinkled it with catnip and here she is, giving me the kitty finger 😑
My coworker continues to be useless
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My coworker continues to be useless
I just found this mentos commercial I saved on my phone 4 years ago. I was in a weird place but not as weird as this shit.
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I just found this mentos commercial I saved on my phone 4 years ago. I was in a weird place but not as weird as this shit.
I was definitely drunk
August 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I was definitely drunk
A bitch stays committed
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
A bitch stays committed
This little asshole decided to break the screen on the window and have an adventure outside and has the NERVE to sit here and look cute. Asshole.
July 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This little asshole decided to break the screen on the window and have an adventure outside and has the NERVE to sit here and look cute. Asshole.
CGI Squid Game baby over this fucking monster any day of the week
June 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
CGI Squid Game baby over this fucking monster any day of the week
Listening to another true crime podcast and can we just stop with the narrative that this foot looking mother fucker was attractive?
June 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Listening to another true crime podcast and can we just stop with the narrative that this foot looking mother fucker was attractive?
Mine are chocolate chip!
June 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Mine are chocolate chip!
It’s my first day back in the office after finding out my coworkers are secret banging so this is about to be me every time someone looks at me
June 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It’s my first day back in the office after finding out my coworkers are secret banging so this is about to be me every time someone looks at me
My fiancé has discovered he’s a fucking excellent baker
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My fiancé has discovered he’s a fucking excellent baker
Everyone, meet Peaches
March 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Everyone, meet Peaches
Me stalking the mailman for this 3D printer
March 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me stalking the mailman for this 3D printer
this is a bad idea right
February 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this is a bad idea right
For some reason, fiancé didn’t think I could make a “real” burrito out of a mini tortilla
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
For some reason, fiancé didn’t think I could make a “real” burrito out of a mini tortilla
Stressed out enough to chain smoke in this
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Stressed out enough to chain smoke in this
Never leaving the house ever again.
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Never leaving the house ever again.
I’m getting married in 100 days and there’s so much to do
January 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m getting married in 100 days and there’s so much to do
Me living in the coldest state and watching all this snow miss me
January 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me living in the coldest state and watching all this snow miss me
Once again, god has abandoned us
December 12, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Once again, god has abandoned us
My sweet face girl is being put down tomorrow. You changed my life and I’ll never ever forgot you Nesta, I can’t wait to see you again.
December 3, 2024 at 1:08 PM
My sweet face girl is being put down tomorrow. You changed my life and I’ll never ever forgot you Nesta, I can’t wait to see you again.