The company that fired me 8 years ago shut its doors two weeks ago. Guess they should have held on to good accounting but idk anything about that.
a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
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December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The company that fired me 8 years ago shut its doors two weeks ago. Guess they should have held on to good accounting but idk anything about that.
Standing outside in negative temps without a jacket doesn’t make you look cool, it makes you look like a jackass
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Standing outside in negative temps without a jacket doesn’t make you look cool, it makes you look like a jackass
Someone was talking about the “cunty fish from Fantasia” and I knew EXACTLY what they meant
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone was talking about the “cunty fish from Fantasia” and I knew EXACTLY what they meant
Every year I become a massive eggnog addict. I just can’t get enough.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Every year I become a massive eggnog addict. I just can’t get enough.
Here’s your annual reminder that green bean casserole is an abomination 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Here’s your annual reminder that green bean casserole is an abomination 🥰
Husband couldn’t wait 😑
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Husband couldn’t wait 😑
I just bought a cheese grater from Target for $16 and that was the CHEAP ONE
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just bought a cheese grater from Target for $16 and that was the CHEAP ONE
It took over an hour but I put together a new cat tree for Peaches. I sprinkled it with catnip and here she is, giving me the kitty finger 😑
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It took over an hour but I put together a new cat tree for Peaches. I sprinkled it with catnip and here she is, giving me the kitty finger 😑
Why does it feel like November started last week?
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why does it feel like November started last week?
Why does it sound like a bomb exploding when a man sneezes?
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Why does it sound like a bomb exploding when a man sneezes?
My husband is officially a member of a union, I’m so proud!
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My husband is officially a member of a union, I’m so proud!
5 years going and I’ve never gotten COVID
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
5 years going and I’ve never gotten COVID
As far as terrible movies go, Sucker Punch is one of my favorites
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
As far as terrible movies go, Sucker Punch is one of my favorites
Taking my anxiety meds with eggnog to get in the holiday season
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Taking my anxiety meds with eggnog to get in the holiday season
He should have died sooner
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
He should have died sooner
Remembering when my hair braided just casually mentioned how she cheats on her husband and all I could think of was it’s a damn good thing I don’t know him because I WOULD TELL HIM
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remembering when my hair braided just casually mentioned how she cheats on her husband and all I could think of was it’s a damn good thing I don’t know him because I WOULD TELL HIM
Is John Mayer still a thing?
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Is John Mayer still a thing?
Wild I still get emails from people with AOL accounts in 2025
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wild I still get emails from people with AOL accounts in 2025
I’m watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and…I don’t think I’ve actually ever watched this before?!??
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and…I don’t think I’ve actually ever watched this before?!??
Hello, I am insane today
October 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hello, I am insane today
Pretty sure my cat just crop dusted me.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pretty sure my cat just crop dusted me.
If you don’t remember when the last time you exfoliated was, you should do it today
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you don’t remember when the last time you exfoliated was, you should do it today
Lucky for me, Bad Bunny songs are the only Spanish I know
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lucky for me, Bad Bunny songs are the only Spanish I know
I get really irritated every time I accidentally open Threads
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I get really irritated every time I accidentally open Threads
So did the rapture happen? There are several people I would like to disappear
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So did the rapture happen? There are several people I would like to disappear