parker lyons
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WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!
your “facts over feelings” family when someone says happy holidays instead of merry christmas
a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
your “facts over feelings” family when someone says happy holidays instead of merry christmas
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between AI and reality 😢
December 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between AI and reality 😢
is this something
December 11, 2024 at 2:03 AM
is this something
“my friend at the other end of the bar thinks you’re cute”
the friend:
the friend:
December 3, 2024 at 4:59 AM
“my friend at the other end of the bar thinks you’re cute”
the friend:
the friend:
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My entire timeline is football. WERE HERE AND WE AINT LEAVING
Have you heard from all three guys on BlueSky who follow sports yet?
December 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
My entire timeline is football. WERE HERE AND WE AINT LEAVING
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every Californian when it drops below 68 degrees
November 30, 2024 at 6:53 AM
every Californian when it drops below 68 degrees
this is about as “divorced dad thanksgiving” as it gets
This is what was served to people that paid to have thanksgiving dinner with Trump and Elon last night at Mar-a-Lago 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 AM
this is about as “divorced dad thanksgiving” as it gets
love another good dystopian google ad on thanksgiving day where people are by themselves having full conversations with gemini
November 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
love another good dystopian google ad on thanksgiving day where people are by themselves having full conversations with gemini
shoutout to the siblings needing to take a little break outside rn and dissect the chaos
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
shoutout to the siblings needing to take a little break outside rn and dissect the chaos
I hope I’m never part of a turkey trot family
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I hope I’m never part of a turkey trot family
but probably not more unregretted user minutes per capita on mobile web divided by 4
I’ll bet you 20 bucks that Bluesky will have more users than Twitter within the next 12 months. That’s crazy — but a GOOD crazy! 😄
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
but probably not more unregretted user minutes per capita on mobile web divided by 4
my parents used to make me think that turning a light on in the inside of a car at night was illegal
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
my parents used to make me think that turning a light on in the inside of a car at night was illegal
it’s funny to me how quickly someone would get fired in the real world if they were bullying their colleagues and changing bathroom signs instead of getting actual work done, but in congress it’s acceptable and even encouraged under the guise of a political stance
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
it’s funny to me how quickly someone would get fired in the real world if they were bullying their colleagues and changing bathroom signs instead of getting actual work done, but in congress it’s acceptable and even encouraged under the guise of a political stance
DECLARED LAWFARE
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
DECLARED LAWFARE
the face of betrayal
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
the face of betrayal
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Abbott Elementary is such a feel good show. I actually laugh and enjoy it.
November 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Abbott Elementary is such a feel good show. I actually laugh and enjoy it.
some of the best daily habits I’ve formed for my mental health are meditation and reading, how are y’all finding peace these days?
November 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
some of the best daily habits I’ve formed for my mental health are meditation and reading, how are y’all finding peace these days?
I just switched over to The StoryGraph from Goodreads. It was a really easy process to import and it feels better to support a business with a cool founder story. Hit me up if you’re part of #BookSky app.thestorygraph.com/profile/agin...
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November 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I just switched over to The StoryGraph from Goodreads. It was a really easy process to import and it feels better to support a business with a cool founder story. Hit me up if you’re part of #BookSky app.thestorygraph.com/profile/agin...
this is where I post from
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
this is where I post from
I know I’m getting old since 7:15am feels like sleeping in
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I know I’m getting old since 7:15am feels like sleeping in
I watched tropic thunder instead of the fight because I have ~taste~
November 16, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I watched tropic thunder instead of the fight because I have ~taste~
people in SoCal when it’s 65 and cloudy
November 15, 2024 at 8:13 PM
people in SoCal when it’s 65 and cloudy
A Bluesky intro is in order! I’m Parker: book lover, doggie dad, ironman in training, rare disease survivor, amateur chef and numbers nerd. I used to work at the bird place and had a fun following there @ tweetsbyparker, but abandoned it for good reason. Grateful to contribute toward this community!
November 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
A Bluesky intro is in order! I’m Parker: book lover, doggie dad, ironman in training, rare disease survivor, amateur chef and numbers nerd. I used to work at the bird place and had a fun following there @ tweetsbyparker, but abandoned it for good reason. Grateful to contribute toward this community!
