Helen
@possumhelen.bsky.social
Helen. Lady in the streets, train wreck in the skeets. Eats garbage, collects trash. She/her.
Thanks, Instagram, my dog died.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thanks, Instagram, my dog died.
Other dog has not left his side
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Other dog has not left his side
POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in
The one on the left is the best boy ever. The one on the right is literally banned in several countries.
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The one on the left is the best boy ever. The one on the right is literally banned in several countries.
This absolute banger, this anthem of angst, this dirge of divorce, doesn't even break the top 100?? Excuse me, but how dare Rolling Stone not share my exact same musical taste?? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This absolute banger, this anthem of angst, this dirge of divorce, doesn't even break the top 100?? Excuse me, but how dare Rolling Stone not share my exact same musical taste?? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Don’t forget the BORBS!
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Don’t forget the BORBS!
This is possibly the most ominous sentence I've ever read, cuz I think legit it's true.
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is possibly the most ominous sentence I've ever read, cuz I think legit it's true.
Prepping to go to the symphony with the boy (46 y.o. man) I need to break up with
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Prepping to go to the symphony with the boy (46 y.o. man) I need to break up with
Some cuties I’ve pet this weekend so far
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Some cuties I’ve pet this weekend so far
I wish them all the best but a rivalry is a rivalry.
August 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I wish them all the best but a rivalry is a rivalry.
No one bed rots with you like a Rot
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No one bed rots with you like a Rot
RIP to my favorite enthusiastic response.
July 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
RIP to my favorite enthusiastic response.
Trying not to be heterofatalist about this one.
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trying not to be heterofatalist about this one.
Happy Father’s Day to my dad (this is in response to a video of TPD tear gassing protesters outside of ICE’s field office)
June 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy Father’s Day to my dad (this is in response to a video of TPD tear gassing protesters outside of ICE’s field office)
Rottweiler? More like hottweiler!
June 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Rottweiler? More like hottweiler!
The thing is, I live in Tukwila. The statewide numbers were actually lower 😂
May 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The thing is, I live in Tukwila. The statewide numbers were actually lower 😂
Take openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... and post the first four you know.
I was… not expecting this.
I was… not expecting this.
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Take openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... and post the first four you know.
I was… not expecting this.
I was… not expecting this.
Go buy plants from my friend so he can feel something, anything
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Go buy plants from my friend so he can feel something, anything
This but my dog is absolutely my soulmate. We were predestined. I will find you in every lifetime bb.
May 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This but my dog is absolutely my soulmate. We were predestined. I will find you in every lifetime bb.
Hard to believe that anyone is still having babies [gestures at everything], but at least the one this quilt is headed to has really good parents. Pattern: Toad and Sew's Cascade Bloom
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hard to believe that anyone is still having babies [gestures at everything], but at least the one this quilt is headed to has really good parents. Pattern: Toad and Sew's Cascade Bloom
Just seeing sounds, man
March 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just seeing sounds, man
Since I can’t tag him, I’m gonna claim this photo my pal took of Barry tripping absolute balls after surgery as my own, despite my arm being clearly visible.
March 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Since I can’t tag him, I’m gonna claim this photo my pal took of Barry tripping absolute balls after surgery as my own, despite my arm being clearly visible.