Helen
@possumhelen.bsky.social
Helen. Lady in the streets, train wreck in the skeets. Eats garbage, collects trash. She/her.
Holiday card outtake
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Holiday card outtake
Half demon, half baby seal
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Half demon, half baby seal
“Getting bitten by a police dog at a hockey game” is the most Russian thing imaginable
From @theathletic.com: An attack dog from the Minsk police force got a little too snappy with players from the Kontinental Hockey League, biting two of them during a ceremonial puck drop.
KHL players bitten by attack dog during ceremonial puck drop
An attack dog from the local Minsk police force got a little too chompy with players from CSKA Moscow and Dinamo Minsk on Thursday.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“Getting bitten by a police dog at a hockey game” is the most Russian thing imaginable
The hypocrisy is baffling (January 6??), the death threats to elected officials and push for illegal military action by the leader of this country is terrifying. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump accuses Democrats of 'seditious behavior, punishable by death,' for urging military to ignore illegal orders
Trump called for the Democratic lawmakers to be "arrested and placed on trial" in social media posts.
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The hypocrisy is baffling (January 6??), the death threats to elected officials and push for illegal military action by the leader of this country is terrifying. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
I am going fucking insane
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am going fucking insane
I miss my dog 😭 currently being cuddled by my dog, but she’s not MY DOG. She’s just my dog 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I miss my dog 😭 currently being cuddled by my dog, but she’s not MY DOG. She’s just my dog 😭
Buddy comedy where Glenn Powell and Glenn Howerton play conventionally attractive dudes who are each creepy in their own way (cuz I confuse them anyhow)
a man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera .
Alt: a man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Buddy comedy where Glenn Powell and Glenn Howerton play conventionally attractive dudes who are each creepy in their own way (cuz I confuse them anyhow)
Me? I'm gonna keep buying the most XTREME cans cuz I think they're funny. Nothing keeps you awake like a NUTBUSTER with an EAGLE holding a GUN!
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me? I'm gonna keep buying the most XTREME cans cuz I think they're funny. Nothing keeps you awake like a NUTBUSTER with an EAGLE holding a GUN!
When okra is tender and cooked just right? Best vegetable on the planet! A++, no notes.
When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!
When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When okra is tender and cooked just right? Best vegetable on the planet! A++, no notes.
When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!
When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!
Thanks, Instagram, my dog died.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thanks, Instagram, my dog died.
Just stay alive. www.gq.com/story/john-d...
The Story John Darnielle Lived to Tell
When he was a teenager, the Mountain Goats founder never expected to live to 21. He has since become one of this century’s best songwriters. The lessons of his survival, life, and work feel endless.
www.gq.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just stay alive. www.gq.com/story/john-d...
A little jelly that my friends in Seattle got to vote for a progressive mayor while the most exciting race on my ballot was between Andrew (son likes swimming) and Debbie (grandkids like swimming) for Pool Commissioner.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A little jelly that my friends in Seattle got to vote for a progressive mayor while the most exciting race on my ballot was between Andrew (son likes swimming) and Debbie (grandkids like swimming) for Pool Commissioner.
Sick and tired of seeing activist accounts I follow posting blatantly antisemitic bullshit and not moderating the EVEN WORSE comments!
"OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!"
There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!
"OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!"
There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sick and tired of seeing activist accounts I follow posting blatantly antisemitic bullshit and not moderating the EVEN WORSE comments!
"OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!"
There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!
"OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!"
There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!
Losing a toenail and having another one growing in under it is the closest we can get to being lizards
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Losing a toenail and having another one growing in under it is the closest we can get to being lizards
“Well, I bet the mailman’s happy” -my dad, who’s visiting with the purpose of comforting me because my favorite dog died last week
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“Well, I bet the mailman’s happy” -my dad, who’s visiting with the purpose of comforting me because my favorite dog died last week
My favorite dog died last week, your Edmund Fitzgerald posts do nothing to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My favorite dog died last week, your Edmund Fitzgerald posts do nothing to me
Help I am “just Shazamed something at the vet” years old
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Help I am “just Shazamed something at the vet” years old
Not gonna mourn a war criminal, nope
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not gonna mourn a war criminal, nope
Be the family moving their table away from you that you want to see in the world
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Be the family moving their table away from you that you want to see in the world
POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in
Dating in your 40s is wild. What do you mean I'm being ghosted after 3+ months by a guy built like a frog?
October 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dating in your 40s is wild. What do you mean I'm being ghosted after 3+ months by a guy built like a frog?
Is the AWS outage the reason the guy I've been dating for 3+ months hasn't texted me since Saturday evening or
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is the AWS outage the reason the guy I've been dating for 3+ months hasn't texted me since Saturday evening or
I found a bedbug on my person at my horrible tech job, and the speed with which they swooped in to clean up the situation was honestly inspiring 🥲
Employees at Google’s Chelsea office were told to stay home after exterminators found “credible evidence” of an infestation. www.wired.com/story/theres...
Google Has a Bed Bug Infestation in Its New York Offices
Employees at Google’s Chelsea office were told to stay home after exterminators found “credible evidence” of an infestation.
www.wired.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I found a bedbug on my person at my horrible tech job, and the speed with which they swooped in to clean up the situation was honestly inspiring 🥲