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Come on baby and dance with me
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster
We'll climb out on the wing and we'll all catch TB
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster

SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM
He's the piece of shit's piece of shit.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
he should fuckin stroke out about it
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
KABLAMMO detected
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"And one thing Boss Hogg would surely hate is to see this sucker tried in the media."
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Get the word out! We've seen Chicago, LA, DC, Portland and even Charleston, SC all over social media but Memphis has been occupied for a while now and we scarcely hear a peep out of it. Isn't Memphis the only city apart from DC with an uncontested national guard deployment?
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Admitted" is an alternate spelling of "lied" I was unfamiliar with. Thanks!

It's simple: that asshole got pardoned because he gave Trump his cut.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is there a statutory path to that? Or is he just playing Calvinball? OR, is he doing what he usually does and making empty promises of payment?
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
After GW Bush's polls cratered in late 08 and nobody could make any excuses anymore for his failures both at home and abroad, all these fucking Republicans ran around insisting they were "Independents."

They live in a fantasy land of their own design. Don't believe them, they're all workaday nazis.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
On the upside, Tom Homan looks like puredee shit. Maybe this thing will just suck all the remaining life out of that douchebag.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This country is currently enjoying a bumper crop of stupid assholes. 😃
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That poor boy had already lived 30 years by the time he was just 25. Live fast, die young indeed. 😞
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Denaturalize and deport Stephen Miller.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It's obviously a protection racket.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Strike that: *already pardoned* that piece of shit

[Frances McDormand starts as the rolled newspaper strikes the screen door. Thud!]
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And added an immunity clause to Art II
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There are some really admirable countries on that list, I can see why he'd want to emulate them.

[Sarcasm flag for the irony- impaired]
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm telling you, it's the Cohen Brothers.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Whew! Relax everybody, the tariffs are gonna be OK. 👍
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Republicans: consensual sex bad, nonconsensual violence good.

What fantastic people! 😃
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM