Fossilized Opossum
@possum-fossil.bsky.social
Come on baby and dance with me
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster
We'll climb out on the wing and we'll all catch TB
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster
We'll climb out on the wing and we'll all catch TB
at the
Stupid nazi bullshit disaster
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM
"And one thing Boss Hogg would surely hate is to see this sucker tried in the media."
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"And one thing Boss Hogg would surely hate is to see this sucker tried in the media."
That poor boy had already lived 30 years by the time he was just 25. Live fast, die young indeed. 😞
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
That poor boy had already lived 30 years by the time he was just 25. Live fast, die young indeed. 😞
That's right kid! It's your birthday and you WIN the CHUCK E. CHEESE PEACE PRIZE!
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That's right kid! It's your birthday and you WIN the CHUCK E. CHEESE PEACE PRIZE!
Fuck these stupid assholes tbqfh. Don Jr and Patel can't scrape up 3 functioning brain cells between them.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fuck these stupid assholes tbqfh. Don Jr and Patel can't scrape up 3 functioning brain cells between them.
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I reject the premise. It's a myth that authoritarian regimes are somehow more efficent than democracies. He's managed to destroy some things, yes, but government spending is actually up and deportations aren't anything to crow about.
From NBC in June:
From NBC in June:
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I reject the premise. It's a myth that authoritarian regimes are somehow more efficent than democracies. He's managed to destroy some things, yes, but government spending is actually up and deportations aren't anything to crow about.
From NBC in June:
From NBC in June:
You stuffed yourself, now starve the beast
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You stuffed yourself, now starve the beast
"Whaddayou, a wise guy?"
President Howard trades barbs in contentious presser
President Howard trades barbs in contentious presser
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Whaddayou, a wise guy?"
President Howard trades barbs in contentious presser
President Howard trades barbs in contentious presser
You don't hate it enough is what I'm dragging you for
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You don't hate it enough is what I'm dragging you for
Belatedly, on the occasion of Dick Cheney's funeral: here's to fuck that guy!
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Belatedly, on the occasion of Dick Cheney's funeral: here's to fuck that guy!
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Opossum clock. Ten after ten.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Opossum clock. Ten after ten.
PLEASE TELL ME THIS MEANS THAT SHITBAG GOT BAD NEWS
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November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
PLEASE TELL ME THIS MEANS THAT SHITBAG GOT BAD NEWS
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They promised us a vote!
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They promised us a vote!
The insurgency is in its last throes. We've turned the corner.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The insurgency is in its last throes. We've turned the corner.
Sure. But are you... most put out?
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sure. But are you... most put out?
Apparently Baghdad Bob is still kicking and hanging his beret in the UAE.
Unlike that other notorious liar, Dick Cheney 😆
Unlike that other notorious liar, Dick Cheney 😆
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Apparently Baghdad Bob is still kicking and hanging his beret in the UAE.
Unlike that other notorious liar, Dick Cheney 😆
Unlike that other notorious liar, Dick Cheney 😆
I wouldn't say it's so far fetched.
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wouldn't say it's so far fetched.
"The world's heaviest administrative building," commissioned by Nicolae Ceaușescu. Built with forced labor while Romanians endured food shortages.
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"The world's heaviest administrative building," commissioned by Nicolae Ceaușescu. Built with forced labor while Romanians endured food shortages.
The protesters are all fascist agitators and foreign agents trying to undermine our sovereignty.
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The protesters are all fascist agitators and foreign agents trying to undermine our sovereignty.
Happy Columbo day to all who celebrate
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Happy Columbo day to all who celebrate
Pic of the year
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pic of the year