THREAD: Today is a sad day for justice. Jack Smith and the DoJ are bound by the Constitution to dismiss the charges against Trump. It's unlikely that charges will be brought again in four years, but the DoJ doesn't want to close the door completely and has asked for dismissal without prejudice. 1/

Sen. Tommy Tuberville tells Steve Bannon that Republican senators have a plan in place to confirm Trump's key nominations (including Gaetz and Hegseth) before Trump is sworn in

Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

I can’t with this.

I'm just saying.

Don't talk about Nukes so much when your population density looks like this.

Cargo ship Yin Feng 3 (CN), a close to perfect match for both Baltic cable incidents, has gotten herself a Danish frigate all up in her grill.

And once again, it is @garygnutter.bsky.social at the helm of the investigation. (Famous from NewNew Polarbear case)

Elon thinks he’s Tony Stark, but he’s actually Lex Luthor.

Tyler Warren should be at the Heisman ceremony in New York