Portly
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Daddy bear, kink friendly, nip-bator, in NE Ohio. Telegram: @OH440bear #Ohio #Bear #Daddy #Nippleplay #BDSM
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Democrats are so amateurish and naive to act on a promise of behavior in the future by people who shamelessly lie about their behavior in the past every single day.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Democrats are so amateurish and naive to act on a promise of behavior in the future by people who shamelessly lie about their behavior in the past every single day.
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The willful ignorance and hypocrisy of the MAGA GOP is astounding.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The willful ignorance and hypocrisy of the MAGA GOP is astounding.
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And send Sir your contact info.
August 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And send Sir your contact info.
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“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that failed to go off. “We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, […]
theonion.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
Cheeto is first and foremost manipulative showman who distracts while he destroys.
June 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cheeto is first and foremost manipulative showman who distracts while he destroys.
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Dear USA
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
June 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dear USA
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I’m thinking this war is the meta version of Hogan’s Heroes. Ukraine is just faster and smarter and has right on their side.
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two men standing next to each other with the caption " how did this terrible situation come about colonel ? "
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the caption " how did this terrible situation come about colonel ? "
media.tenor.com
June 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m thinking this war is the meta version of Hogan’s Heroes. Ukraine is just faster and smarter and has right on their side.
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Tale as old as time.
May 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tale as old as time.
…or give him a plane.
“Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Ben Tormos
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
MIAMI—Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as […]
theonion.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
…or give him a plane.
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A world-renowned economist with a PhD from Oxford and a demented orange buffoon will meet sometime in the near future. This should be interesting.
May 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A world-renowned economist with a PhD from Oxford and a demented orange buffoon will meet sometime in the near future. This should be interesting.
The rougher the better. Grrrrrr
April 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The rougher the better. Grrrrrr
Something tells me he’s been eating more than just grass.
April 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Something tells me he’s been eating more than just grass.
Words to live by.
A reminder to match your liquid foundation to your skin tone, not your handbag.
April 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Words to live by.
Nincompoop
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nincompoop
Look what he did accidentally on purpose.
April 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Look what he did accidentally on purpose.
Be Sir’s brave bottom boy.
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Be Sir’s brave bottom boy.