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Keeper of Portland
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ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck, fuck's just a word and it's all fucked up
It's great to be a Florida gator!!! 🟠🔵🐊
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Seeing Marco Rubio in all of these overseas meetings... Looking like his mom couldn't get a babysitter and now he's on a booster seat in the corner
February 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Obviously scientology is using the LA fires to recruit. If you're surprised, well then you don't know scientology
January 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RIP Mike Rinder 💔🥺
January 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you’re leaving home for the holidays, don’t forget to put a hold on your mail!
December 18, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 AM
I'm sorry to disappoint you (again) mom but I, too, am team *Assassin is a Hottie*
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
It's almost like the party who accuses everyone else of being sinners are the biggest sinners of all. What's there to hide, almighty god-fearing republicans? Hmm?
Republicans: “save the kids!”

Also Republicans: “save Matt Gaetz!”
December 6, 2024 at 6:57 PM
There's a million and one things going on in this country and the greater Idaho movement thinks they are important enough to secede from being eastern Oregon cities. Yeah ok.
December 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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i am so excited for the first true cyber truck winter. every single one of those bad boys is getting frozen and breaking in some way. i cannot wait to see a 4ft wiper try to plow 8” of snow off a windshield. i cannot wait
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 PM
LOL huge dub for the nation and especially Northwest Florida as creepy, ugly, loser matt gaetz resigned from Congress then withdrew his AG nom
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
In honor of tradition, it's the day of rebecca black
a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her
Alt: a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
@jarnholz.bsky.social yay!! Happy you're here
November 15, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Welcome to my new humble abode
November 7, 2024 at 4:37 PM