NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, young woman of culture, said when interviewed “moi adores it when mes parents go to le théâtre. It makes them happy happy. Moi thinks that pièce is très witty witty mais not as witty as moi et Juno. Nous are thinking of going to Edinburgh pour Le Fringe en août.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, philanthropist and all round good girl, said when interviewed “moi’s calendrier is superbe. Mademoiselle Juillet is juste un exemple of moi looking très belle. There are beaucoup d’autres!Vous have quatre jours to do le buyie buyie. It is pour une bonne cause. Vite!”

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, learning dog, said when interviewed “moi had une super exciting promenade et moi almost caught un chat! Moi was so close. That is un measure of moi’s progress. Now moi is going to lie ici et model ma mère’s livres. Elle is une auteure célèbre et moi is très helpful.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, clever dog, said when interviewed “ma mère wanted to go brisky brisky ce matin. Moi explained that promenading was done slowy slowy avec beaucoup de sniffy sniffies. She was having none of it. Moi let her think she had done the winny winny. Moi went brisky brisky.”

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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a renowned intellectual, said when interviewed “ma mère is en Allemagne. Moi will study l'allemand on Duolingo so moi can go avec her et do le helpy helpy avec l’intellectualising. Moi has already learned that le mot pour une saucisse is eine wurst.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, wily girl, said when interviewed “mon père is not bothered by the rainy rainy. He just wants to be at chez nous pour le cricket. Moi doesn’t super understand mais Monsieur Root is doing vraiment bien et mon père is très happy happy. Moi’s journaliste not so much.”

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has to go to le vet pour humans aujourd’hui et not juste to have his nails clippy clippied. Moi knows that can be scary scary. Moi will look after him. Moi will give him beaucoup de hugs et nous can share Le Roquefort.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, loving daughter, said when interviewed “moi is super super happy that mon père can do le seey seey. Moi understands it was scary scary et moi would like to say merci to le NHS. Nous can now watch le cricket ensemble.”

A heart-warming story for Christmas. It will lift the spirits of all your devoted followers. ❤️🐕

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Sunday walker, said when interviewed “moi’s promenade was très exciting mais mieux if moi was sans lead. Moi is une grande fille et très responsible, mais mes parents said non, peut-être when moi is cinq ou six. Moi was disappointed mais enjoyed le petit dejeuner.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “mon père will publish un calendrier of belles photos de moi, très classy classy, not raunchy raunchy. Moi is not comme Pamela Anderson in le 80s mais moi maintenant thinks she is super cool. Moi will not wear un swimmy rouge.”