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El
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Australian. Proud South Londoner.
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Thanks to you, orphaned elephants always have a home.

For the youngest, that means a Keeper beside them through the night – sleeping above them, waking for feeds, offering comfort when they need it most.

Learn more: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/p...
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Toto's rescue story is extraordinary. A herd of ex-orphans – elephants we'd raised and reintegrated – discovered the hairy newborn calf all alone. Realising he needed help, they delivered the tiny baby into the hands of our Keepers! Discover Toto's story and adopt him: swt.bio/toto
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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"Battle Hymn of the Republic" is not a song to be taken on lightly ... but in light of this New Year Trumpian news onslaught, we're sharing this adaptation, called "Battle Hymn of the Empire" - as Trump goes marching on, and dragging us all back to the nineteenth century.

youtu.be/8saU0WeocP0
"Battle Hymn of the Empire" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" about Trump
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sleepy girl, said when interviewed “moi seems to have caught les laggy laggies from mon père. It is contagieux. Moi is going to go les sleepy bobos. There is beaucoup du foot demain. Bonne nuit mes amis.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is très glad mon père is back from That Place.Le Vancey bloke is très proper scary scary avec his tartes au porc, his attaques on les journalistes et his love of Venezuela becoming un État Marionette. Moi needs du fromage.”
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, concerned dog, said when interviewed “moi juste heard le mot ‘lebensraum’. Moi doesn’t know what it means. Moi will ask ma mère mais it sounds scary scary. Moi stands on quatre paws avec les Groenlandais.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sport watcher, said when interviewed “moi’s reporter has been snorting like une rhino doing le sleepy bobos et has now woken up pour le cricket. Moi thinks mon père will be très heureux mais moi is not sure vous can watch le cricket in l’USA. Do they have la télé?”
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “le match wasn’t super bon pour Brentford, mon père is not going to be très heureux. Moi suggests he reads moi ‘La Très Hungry Caterpillar’ et gives moi beaucoup de fromage, that always make him cheery cheery.”
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “l’équipe de mon père, Brentford, is playing Tottenham ce soir. Moi hopes les abeilles sting les coqs. Mon père would be super heureux.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cheese lover, said when interviewed “these jours après Noël are super excellent pour le fromage. Moi is not talking about le cheddar from le supermarché, mais le vraiment bon stuff. Moi is dans fromagey fromagey heaven. Plus Le Roquefort s’il te plaît!”
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Excited Girl, said when interviewed “only une more sleepy bobos avant Père Noël comes. Moi hopes he got moi’s liste. Ma mère et moi looked at where he was on Le Santa Tracker. He will be à Londres en neuf heures! Moi needs du fromage to calme moi’s nerves.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Good Girl, said when interviewed “moi understands that someone très special might be doing le packing packing pour un long voyage. Moi would like him to know moi has only ever been nicey nicey not naughty naughty. Moi can provide les références de caractère.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père was super triste about le foot, moi said it was only un jeu, et he said it might be le temps pour moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère did le laughy laughy et gave moi du fromage, mon père aussi gave moi du fromage.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks l’homme d’orange is doing un très proper splatty splatty sur la BBC because what he posted about Michele et Rob Reiner was très proper sans grace ou l'humanité. Moi thinks he wants to do le distracty distracty.”
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of science, said when interviewed “moi thinks le gouvernement australien is doing something très interesting. It will not be parfait mais les scientifiques du monde entier can do le testy testy et it will get mieux. Moi is une grande fille, moi can do le posty.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is fed up with le news talking about Lando Calrissian going super rapide dans une voiture. He went super rapide in le Millennium Falcon. What about le cricket?”
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the World Cup Draw live, said when interviewed “moi likes beaucoup de fromage, mais this is trop fromagey fromagey. Moi might need un petit vom.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of evidenced based decision makers, said when interviewed “that RFK Jr bloke should stop doing le listening to les jobs de noix et listen to les scientifiques. Moi thinks that his cerveau is trop petit. Moi is très pleased to have tout moi’s jabbie jabbies.”
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t think doing les bomby bombies sur les bateaux dans les Caraïbes is une bonne idée. If les hommes are baddy baddies un court should do le decidey decidey, they shouldn’t be splatty splatty ou drowny drowny.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an intellectual, said when interviewed “ma mère wants moi to be une intellectualiste et not juste starter level. Mais she really wants moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère has un train to catchy catchy super early. Moi juste thinks moi should do une licky.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?

This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺

youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
"MTG Has Broken Cover" - Marsh Family parody of "Billie Jean" by MJ about Marjorie Taylor Greene
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM