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El
@ell17.bsky.social
Australian. Proud South Londoner.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed, “moi is très proper triste, super super triste, moi vraiment liked Vicky dès le début, elle seemed super authentique. Moi did always do le votey votey pour Vicky et Kai. Moi needs du fromage, une saucisse et un huggy huggy.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of the BBC, said when interviewed “moi is très proper pleased that les avocats have said enfonce-le dans ton rectum.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like all this flaying flaying. Moi accepts there was une erreur made by Panorama. Moi is pas sûr that l’homme d’orange can spell BBC. La BBC should stop looking at its bouton de belly et look at le monde.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi can do le looky looky up of le numéro de téléphone de Pickfords if that is très helpful.”
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cricket lover, said when interviewed, “moi is super devastated that Ben Austin, un adolescent, has died. Moi thinks nous need better headwear. Moi can’t imagine how ses parents feel.”
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi wishes le peuple jamaïcain et les animaux, including, grudgingly, les chats bonne chance.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Exactly ONE YEAR AGO TODAY (just before the presidential election) we created "Bohemian Trumpsody" ... so now people can play #Project25 bingo with what was in the parody vs what has transpired in the USA in the 365 days since ...

youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
"Bohemian Trumpsody" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen about Donald J. Trump
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed “Claudia is une silly billy, she is wearing her robe de Wednesday Addams. That is pour la semaine prochaine! Clauds is going to need une nouvelle robe. Le Département des Costumes is going to be très busy busy moi thinks!”
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed, “mon père is so proper chuffed moi thinks moi will be allowed to chase les lapins et les chats.”
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Bouche d'une Grenouille is un très duplicitous traitre. Moi believes he juste wants baddy baddy things to happen. Moi thinks les gens should do le wakey wakey.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, admirer of historic architecture, said when interviewed “mes parents et moi decided that nous didn’t need une salle de bal et wouldn’t do any vandalisy at chez nous though nous did do le fixy fixy on le jardin. L’homme d’orange is un vandal.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “mon père et moi are très proper chuffed. Nous did la danse des abeilles, did beaucoup de snortles et ate du top notch fromage.”
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed, “et they think that chiens do les licky lickies! These hommes, (pas de femmes bien sûr), are super experts et will need se brosser les dents très vite.”
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly watcher, said when interviewed “le père de moi’s client journaliste is très super heureux that Chris et Nadiya survived le danse off. He thinks Nadiya is trés proper talentueuse.”
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by El
A statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein titled “Best Friends Forever" has returned to the National Mall, a week after the National Park Service removed it. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit.
Statue of Trump and Epstein Holding Hands Returns to National Mall
The statue, titled “Best Friends Forever,” was reinstalled after it was removed last week. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit for the work.
nyti.ms
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, keen observer of rabbits, said when interviewed, “Moi is choqué to learn that les lapins are not just in Pays de Galles. Moi wishes Alice une récupération rapide.”
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the Ryder Cup, said when interviewed, that was très proper stressé. Moi is très pleased Europe won et moi knows l’homme d’orange is doing le tantrum dans le bureau ovale. Moi hopes all that merdy, brothely stuff en or falls off le mur. It is super tacky.”
September 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sports watcher, said when interviewed, “moi watched la Ryder Cup. Ma mère has read to moi l'histoire of Rumpelstilstkin avant going le sleepy bobos. Moi thinks l’homme d’orange is like Rumpelstilstkin mais moi thinks he is going to explode when Europe win.”
September 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by El
Reform MP backs up Nigel Farage claims that migrants are coming for your birds.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Romanian immigrant and now upstanding British resident, said when interviewed “moi is une Londoner, moi loves it ici. It is safe et welcoming. Moi, or anyone else, doesn’t have to do any of that sharia stuff, l’homme d’orange talks out of his très flabby derrière.”
September 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of parents who favour evidenced based decision making and who think keeping people healthy is a good thing, said when interviewed, “moi thinks l’homme d’orange talks très proper merde.”
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, watcher of football with her father, said when interviewed “this match between Fulham et Brentford has made mon père stressy stressy. Moi would like des fromage. Can someone tell moi how to open le frigo?”
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Watching Chris McCausland and Dianne Buswell dance to ‘You'll Never Walk Alone’ always makes my eyes leak. It is beautiful.
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, banquet invitée, said when interviewed “moi is pleased moi chose not to go, le menu looks ordinaire. Moi prefers le steak de boeuf or les pâtes de saucisses. Moi is not interested in ‘Hampshire watercress panna cotta with parmesan shortbread and quail egg salad’.”
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM