Portalbeard
@portalbeard.bsky.social
He/Him. 37. OMG!con VG. Dad. Tired.
Mainly webcomics like Questionable Content, Order of the Stick, Megatokyo, and Penny Arcade. Newgrounds and FARK are websites I've used that long, but they are more stuff aggregators than sites making stuff themselves for the most part.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mainly webcomics like Questionable Content, Order of the Stick, Megatokyo, and Penny Arcade. Newgrounds and FARK are websites I've used that long, but they are more stuff aggregators than sites making stuff themselves for the most part.
Congratulations on becoming all of Gaming!
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Congratulations on becoming all of Gaming!
Unironically visiting the Ark.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Unironically visiting the Ark.
Handheld games generally being half the cost of console games also helped prices reasonable, as cheaper to produce, smaller scope games could be targeted for those.
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Handheld games generally being half the cost of console games also helped prices reasonable, as cheaper to produce, smaller scope games could be targeted for those.
I'm sure this is actually @damnyouwillis.bsky.social 's fault somehow.
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm sure this is actually @damnyouwillis.bsky.social 's fault somehow.
@stephenge.org and @malmakes.bsky.social have managed to get me quite excited for this.
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@stephenge.org and @malmakes.bsky.social have managed to get me quite excited for this.
Since I loaded in inside the cave, the first thing I heard was the stressful Bow-Wow Kidnapping music and dialogue of one of the Moblins threatening to "get ridda" me. Tame by most standards, but it scared the pants off of Tiny Me and left a lasting impression.
August 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Since I loaded in inside the cave, the first thing I heard was the stressful Bow-Wow Kidnapping music and dialogue of one of the Moblins threatening to "get ridda" me. Tame by most standards, but it scared the pants off of Tiny Me and left a lasting impression.
When I was a kid, I borrowed a copy of Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening from a neighbor. After wandering around in my own save, I got curious and loaded up their sister's save - which happened to be parked inside the Moblin Cave.
youtu.be/Iw2RekiB1PU?...
youtu.be/Iw2RekiB1PU?...
Zelda - Link's Awakening DX (GBC) - Moblin Cave
YouTube video by ST3MR0ACH
youtu.be
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When I was a kid, I borrowed a copy of Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening from a neighbor. After wandering around in my own save, I got curious and loaded up their sister's save - which happened to be parked inside the Moblin Cave.
youtu.be/Iw2RekiB1PU?...
youtu.be/Iw2RekiB1PU?...
Funny part is, I didn't even react to that being his brother. Classic Stripe. I am surprised at the lack of Pat.
July 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Funny part is, I didn't even react to that being his brother. Classic Stripe. I am surprised at the lack of Pat.
You duct tape your toddler to it so they'll leave you alone for .5 nanoseconds while you try to piss
July 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You duct tape your toddler to it so they'll leave you alone for .5 nanoseconds while you try to piss
Heck yeah, Goof Troop! Great choice!
June 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Heck yeah, Goof Troop! Great choice!
Your go-to bad retro game for "enlightening" "friends."
June 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Your go-to bad retro game for "enlightening" "friends."
Thundercats, Cartoon Roulette, Voltron, Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Robotech, Sailor Moon, Beast Wars. TOM is great, but I got started with Moltar.
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thundercats, Cartoon Roulette, Voltron, Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Robotech, Sailor Moon, Beast Wars. TOM is great, but I got started with Moltar.
This whole ending.
Special shoutouts to Link's Awakening and Transistor.
Special shoutouts to Link's Awakening and Transistor.
May 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This whole ending.
Special shoutouts to Link's Awakening and Transistor.
Special shoutouts to Link's Awakening and Transistor.
The survivors of the Burger King Kids Club still have monthly support meetings after the incident.
March 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The survivors of the Burger King Kids Club still have monthly support meetings after the incident.
Why as this stuck in my head to the tune of that dang Whopper commercial now?
March 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Why as this stuck in my head to the tune of that dang Whopper commercial now?