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He/Him. 37. OMG!con VG. Dad. Tired.
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Marigold, the cow that held up traffic on I-270 for hours, with a microphone in front of her. Meme caption: "Because fuck 'em, that's why"
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This whole ending.

Special shoutouts to Link's Awakening and Transistor.
May 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Demigod Maui from the movie Moana, lying on his back. He is singing "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, we're dead soon," to the tune of his own song from earlier in the movie, "You're Welcome."
December 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon
December 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Gonna miss the monthly chaos. Thanks for the ride, guys. @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.bsky.social @stephengeorg.bsky.social @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social @motiondan.bsky.social #DiscOnly
The error message a Nintendo GameCube shows when the Game Boy Player disc cannot be read. A striped red rectangle with white text, reading "The disc could not be read. Please read the NINTENDO GAMECUBE Instruction Booklet for more information." on a black background.
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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A "Calvin and Hobbes" strip by Bill Watterson, edited to include the dialogue from the opening to the European Mega Drive version of Toaplan's classic shoot-em-up Zero Wing. WHAP!
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Tonight's random game, Drill Dozer! Haha, cartridge go brrrrrrrr
A copy of Drill Dozer for Game Boy Advance. The red cartridge has a large bump to make room for a vibration function.
November 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM